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Title: Beautiful Disaster
Pairing: JongYu
Rating: PG-15 for swearing, innuendo and almost-sex
Genre: Fantasy? Romance, fluff and bad! Attempt at humor
Warning: GENDERSWITCH aka Girl! Jinki, bad! Attempt at humor, molesting the GIRL! Jinki, References to “You’re beautiful” Drama, Very much OoC-ness
Disclaimer: I own nothing. And I took some translation from K.WILL’s present/gift for this fic ^^
Summary: Okay, he didn’t sign that damn contract for shit like this. Crazy schedules, crazy fans, crazy antis, crazy netizens… that he could handle… but this absurd shit? Men turning into women? Of course, just believe and depend to K-POP to do something like that.
A/N: for my unni, because she always give me a notice if her fic is out, go read her fic it’s awesome^^ and MIANHAE UNNI T_T in the end I changed his gender T^T I hope you don’t mind T,T
And so sorry it’s late, I’m on vacation in my aunt’s home for several days ^^
Prompt: Eating pepero stick at home, Cadbury chocolate bar, cuddling, sweet nothings, manly Jonghyun (I bet it’s because my last fic is girly! Jjong, right XD) and Girly! Jinki
R/R <3
NB. Although onew’s gender has changed, I’ll address him as “HIM/HE/HIS”
Taemin woke up slowly. He smiled when he remembered they had a day off. Taemin sighed when he felt his body was heavy. His hyung always rolled on top of him T^T he should change his bed with Jonghyun hyung. Finally Taemin pushed his hyung’s chest. But instead of finding hard chest, Taemin found soft, curved thingy in his grasp. Taemin blinked his eyes blearily and looked at his surroundings. Dorms, His own bed. With Onew-hyung and his big breast, right, nothing wrong…
Right…
Onew hyung and breasts…
Mmmhmmm…
Taemin thought and pushed his hyung to his own bed at the center. His hyung lay sprawled on the bed, he saw onew’s chest and that’s when the shit hit the fan.
Wait…
Onew hyung is a man…
Namja…
Men did not have breast that’s as big and as soft as onew hyung, right? Or is he a Noona? Is He a SHE? Was it like Go Minam????? We’re shooting “you’re beautiful” all along and onew hyung lied to us??
OMG STOP THINKING YOU BRAIN! DAMN!
Taemin blinked, it’s not like he’s slow or something… this kind of situation is just too absurd and… hard to process by his poor innocent (?) brain.
Okay, he didn’t sign that damn contract for shit like this. Crazy schedules, crazy fans, crazy antis, crazy netizens… that he could handle… but this absurd shit? Men turning into women? Of course, just believe and depend to K-POP to do something like that.
“KIBUM HYUUUUUUUUUUNGGGGGGGGGG” Taemin shrieked
“Mwoooooooo??” Key hurriedly came into the bedroom. He scanned the room quickly and beside the stupidly sleeping Onew and horrified Taemin, he didn’t see anything wrong…yet.
“I… I think I’m having a bad dream or something…” Taemin looked at him with wide, confused, innocent eyes. Key’s heart melted when he saw such sight. He rushed and hugged Taemin.
“Aigoo… aigoo my son… what happened?” Key said as he stroked Taemin’s head softly.
“Onew hyung….Onew hyung is Go Minam??”Taemin Said confusedly.
“I… Beg your pardon???”
“I… I thought I saw huge and softly looking breasts on Onew hyung’s supposedly flat chest??”
Key blinked and let go Taemin’s body to check their leader’s body.
Onew’s hair was longer by an inch or two and his face was kind of softened up. There’s no single hair on that face and some changes that Key couldn’t put his finger on it but it does change. Key’s sight travelled to his neck and found a smooth, pale neck, and much to his dismay, WITHOUT Adam apple. Key gulped and braced himself. His gaze traveled down and was met with two perfectly rounded breasts. It was pale, smooth, looked soft and bouncy and…. And so girly… Key tried not to faint. He even never thought that the day had finally come when he use the term “So Girly” on anyone in his group. That just felt so wrong in so many levels.
“Oh My God…“ Key muttered and he finally smacked Onew’s hand.
“Yah! Ireona! Ppalliiiiiiiii!”
Onew muttered some incoherent words and although Key was pretty sure it’s Hangul, he didn’t understand it one bit.
“YAAAHHH!” Key shouted in his ears.
“Eeeepppp”Onew said and woke groggily.
Eeeeppp?? Key and Taemin thought simultaneously. Since when that deep voice turned to sounds annoyingly high like Jessica Noona?
“Hyung…”Taemin called.
“Mwo?” said the soft and very girly voice.
Key’s face blanched. He swore dealing with men turning into women never occurred in his contract!
“Hyung, Your breast…”Taemin said.
“Mmm? My what?”
“Your breasts, Lee Jinki hyung” Key said. Onew woke up instantly and looked at his breast.
“What? What was this thing doing in my chest??” He (she?) exclaimed.
“I believe that thing in your supposedly flat chest is called “Breast” by humankind” Key answered sarcastically.
“And why it was there?” Onew said and poke his two rounded breast.
“I had no fucking clue about why it had occurred in the first place… And goddamit hyung! Stop poking at your own breasts! It’s, it’s disturbing!” Key exclaimed.
“Can I touch it hyung? People said they could tell if it was implant or real by touching them…”Taemin said rather innocently.
“No!”Key said, terrified.
“Sure?”
Taemin grinned and just squished his hyung’s breasts. It was as big and as soft as it seemed, and damn, it’s so fucking squishy!
“OMG CAN’T UNSEEEEEEEEEE” Key wailed as the image of his innocent (?) son squishing his hyung’s (noona’s?) breasts burned in his memory.
Suddenly the flaming charisma bursted into the room.
“JINKI HYUNG LET’S DO SOMETHING, SOCCER MATCH OR ANYTHING! WHEEEEE WORLD CUP!”He shouted happily when he stopped dead.
He saw Taemin, Lee Fucking Taemin, squishing Onew hyung’s breasts.
Wait, I didn’t know Onew Hyung had breasts or something… wait a minute… is that cancers? Breast cancers?? I knew men could catch that too but…seriously? Poor hyung….
“Hyung, don’t tell me you get breasts cancer…”Minho paled slightly.
“I… Don’t think that breast cancers could swell like this?”He said innocently; Head tilted in wonder with pointy finger in his pink lips. Minho gulped. If he wasn’t gay already, he thought he would love to ravish that innocence that presented right in front of his eyes.
“Oh… Um, then why?”
“Uh… I don’t know…? Taemin ah, you can stop squishing my breasts” Onew said uncomfortably.
“But Hyung! It’s so squishy!” Taemin pouted, although he did put out his hands.
“So… You changed yourself in one night into a girl?” Minho asked; just to make sure.
“Uh-huh…”Onew nodded. Minho blinked his big eyes slowly.
“…. Right, I’ll just play with Suju hyungdeul….”He said.
Silence dawned in the bedroom, before Minho’s head slowly popped again.
“Hyung, just want to say… maybe you needed to check your… bits…”He said and fled.
Onew peeked to his pants.
Minho thought he made a right choice to flee because next, Onew’s high pitched shriek could be heard in radius 5 km.
Hmm… well, Men turning into women were strange. But after all, K-pop is all about drama….Maybe I should ask Suju Hyungdeul… maybe they’d know something… they’re longer in this showbiz business AND they had Heechul hyung… Minho thought as he jogged to Suju’s apartment.
Meanwhile in SHINee’s dorm…
“OMG I AM NO LONGER A MAAAANNNNN” Onew wailed into Key’s embrace. Key patted onew’s back rather awkwardly.
“Go find Jonghyun!” Key hissed to Taemin.
Taemin looked weird for a moment before he nodded and scrambled to his feet.
“Oh, hush… you’re still Lee Jinki… Our magnificent leader and our cute and fail hyung… err… Noona” Key tried to comfort him, but Onew only wailed harder.
“MY GOD KIBUMMMM YOU ARE ALL I HAVE… well, beside hyunnie….”Onew sobbed. Then a thought struck him rather harshly. “OH MY GOD HYUNNIEEEEEE… WHAT WOULD HE THINK AFTER HE SAW ME LIKE THISSSS??”Onew sobbed harder.
“Sssshhh…”Key tried to calm him down. Eventually, Onew’s sob subsided into occasional sniff.
“Would Jonghyun still love me after he saw me like this?" he asked in quiet voice.
“Oh, Oh, hyung… Jonghyun is not a shallow man… I can assure you that… he was head over heels for you, hyung! And I still remember his ridiculous effort to get you to be his boyfriend… he wouldn’t let go of you, hyung… not after all you’ve done together…”Key whispered as he stroked Onew’s head. Onew hugged Key a little bit tighter.
“Gamsahamnida… I don’t know what I’ll do without you…”Onew whispered.
“Of course, I could not imagine what would happen to this household if I’m not here… I’m the almighty Key after all…” He said with a flip of hair.
And for the first time after the disaster, Onew’s laugh filled the air.
***
Hyung, come back to the dorm, something has happened to Jinki Hyung…
Jonghyun read the message from Taemin over and over. He stared at the traffic. Bloody morning radio shows… he knew he shouldn’t let Amber persuade him but whatever…
“I seemed that there’s a car crash…” The driver hyung said.
Jonghyun clunked his tongue impatiently.
“Hyung, I’m going to run now, it’s not that far” Jonghyun finally said. He opened the door and ran.
“Wait! Sheesh, damn idol…..” Manager-hyung muttered.
Meanwhile, jonghyun ran blindly. His mind was filled with worries for his beloved. Please, don’t let anything bad happen to him… Jonghyun prayed in his mind.
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