Stupid Aquarians.
A conversation I had with ph00 about last night's party at MaT Letay's place, and in specific, about certain closet blond idiots. This was on AIM, and it's rather sporadic as I have this tendancy to communicate in quick blurts as opposed to full sentences on IM when I'm excited/riled up.
Me: *POKE*
M: OKAY, SO, STORYTIEM.
Vanessa: HAY
V: <33
M: Y'know how I was at MaT Letay's party yesterday?
M: Well, Paul was there too
M: Just... ugh
M: He hasn't changed
M: He's dating Alex(andra) from San/Jamie's class, dunno if you know her
M: Anyway, WTF
M: He is still being SO WTF
M: I wanted to punch him in the face ._.
V: WHAT DID HE DO
M: JUST, LIKE, BLATANT FOOLISHNESS
V: I<
M: There was the usual staring
M: Like, the usual
M: But, then, at one point when Alex wasn't quite around, I was sitting on the floor next to the sofa (leaning on the arm) and talking to Amber, when someone comes behind me and puts their arm around me. I *totally* thought it was Boris, but I look back and it was Paul
M: And he was all "Hey you!"
M:
Dee: "Hey ^^"
Paul: "What's going on?"
Dee: Nothing much XD
Paul: Cool, cool *totally still has his arm around me, his hand resting on my chest, his face inches from mine*
Dee: Yep *continues talking to Amber, as though nothing is amiss, totally turning face away from him to avoid proximity*
M: And then Alex came back and he got offa me
M: I swear, I almost think she's suspicious
M: I feel so bad for her
M: 'CAUSE SHE'S SO COOL
V: Rightfully so, the dick
M: Like, we hit it off SO well
M: We were chatting all night
M: And I felt terrible
M: Y'know?
V: -nodnod!-
M: Once I asked *her* where the washroom was, and she tried to direct me but I was all *tilt-head, confused* and so Paul just kind of dragged me off, and she followed a minute after going "Paaaaul? Are you taking him to the washroom?"
M: I totally had to shake him off LOL
M: Like, even after that, he still was leading me
M: WTH
M: AND
M: Okay
M: Towards the end of the night, I was teaching Amber, Alex and Britney (Amber's friend, who is alot of fun to hang with) some basic Salsa steps
M: And Paul wanted to learn, so as opposed to me just showing him the steps and copying, as I was trying to do, he *totally* started dancing with me. Like, had his hand on my back, hand in hand, dancing with me.
M: For a fair bit of time
M: Like. Wtf.
V: Okay wow.
M: RIGHT?
V: I want to smack him ):
M: I was *this* close to punching him out
M: Like WTF
V: WITH A CLOSET STICK
M: BUT, I TOTALLY GOT HIM BACK >D >D >D ~ So, Alex, Paul and I were chilling on the sofa (Alex in the middle, Paul with his arm around her, and me slouched down beside her with my head on her shoulder, but not touching Paul's arm at all)
M: And we're discussing astrology
V: OUT OUT, DAMN SPOT
M: And I, quite blatantly, was like "Yeah, I have bad luck with Aquariuses. Air signs in general, we just don't work out" (this was said to Alex, who nodded sympathetically, but was totally pitched towards Paul as well, who was eavesdropping)
M: And he was all *mock hurt face* "You mean you and I don't have a chance?"
M: And I grinned back, "Nope!"
M: LOL
M: *winner*
M: And then Alex was all "My rising is in Libra, that's an air sign!" and he was all "Libras are boring" and we were like "...."
M: And then he reached down and massaged the back of my head
M: Even though I wasn't touching him at all
M: WTF
V: o__O
V: DOES NOT COMPUTE
V: I don't understand him
M: He's just... WTF
M: I have pretty much shoved him into the WTF folder, and closed the case.
V: Yes, good idea, o__O.
V: I.. wow. Yeah, I'm stunned.
M: Right?
M: GOD
M: It was *so* annoying
M: YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER
M: YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND
M: DON'T FLIRT WITH A DUDE *RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER*
V: FOR SERIOUS.
M: It's just so skeezy and UGH
M: *SO* done with him
--
So, yes, I am rather miffed. Whatever, my plan of action is BLATANT IGNORANCE towards anything he pulls. AND WTF I DON'T HAVE AN ANGRY ICON, WHY DON'T I HAVE AN ANGRY ICON? *rage*
Me: *POKE*
M: OKAY, SO, STORYTIEM.
Vanessa: HAY
V: <33
M: Y'know how I was at MaT Letay's party yesterday?
M: Well, Paul was there too
M: Just... ugh
M: He hasn't changed
M: He's dating Alex(andra) from San/Jamie's class, dunno if you know her
M: Anyway, WTF
M: He is still being SO WTF
M: I wanted to punch him in the face ._.
V: WHAT DID HE DO
M: JUST, LIKE, BLATANT FOOLISHNESS
V: I<
M: There was the usual staring
M: Like, the usual
M: But, then, at one point when Alex wasn't quite around, I was sitting on the floor next to the sofa (leaning on the arm) and talking to Amber, when someone comes behind me and puts their arm around me. I *totally* thought it was Boris, but I look back and it was Paul
M: And he was all "Hey you!"
M:
Dee: "Hey ^^"
Paul: "What's going on?"
Dee: Nothing much XD
Paul: Cool, cool *totally still has his arm around me, his hand resting on my chest, his face inches from mine*
Dee: Yep *continues talking to Amber, as though nothing is amiss, totally turning face away from him to avoid proximity*
M: And then Alex came back and he got offa me
M: I swear, I almost think she's suspicious
M: I feel so bad for her
M: 'CAUSE SHE'S SO COOL
V: Rightfully so, the dick
M: Like, we hit it off SO well
M: We were chatting all night
M: And I felt terrible
M: Y'know?
V: -nodnod!-
M: Once I asked *her* where the washroom was, and she tried to direct me but I was all *tilt-head, confused* and so Paul just kind of dragged me off, and she followed a minute after going "Paaaaul? Are you taking him to the washroom?"
M: I totally had to shake him off LOL
M: Like, even after that, he still was leading me
M: WTH
M: AND
M: Okay
M: Towards the end of the night, I was teaching Amber, Alex and Britney (Amber's friend, who is alot of fun to hang with) some basic Salsa steps
M: And Paul wanted to learn, so as opposed to me just showing him the steps and copying, as I was trying to do, he *totally* started dancing with me. Like, had his hand on my back, hand in hand, dancing with me.
M: For a fair bit of time
M: Like. Wtf.
V: Okay wow.
M: RIGHT?
V: I want to smack him ):
M: I was *this* close to punching him out
M: Like WTF
V: WITH A CLOSET STICK
M: BUT, I TOTALLY GOT HIM BACK >D >D >D ~ So, Alex, Paul and I were chilling on the sofa (Alex in the middle, Paul with his arm around her, and me slouched down beside her with my head on her shoulder, but not touching Paul's arm at all)
M: And we're discussing astrology
V: OUT OUT, DAMN SPOT
M: And I, quite blatantly, was like "Yeah, I have bad luck with Aquariuses. Air signs in general, we just don't work out" (this was said to Alex, who nodded sympathetically, but was totally pitched towards Paul as well, who was eavesdropping)
M: And he was all *mock hurt face* "You mean you and I don't have a chance?"
M: And I grinned back, "Nope!"
M: LOL
M: *winner*
M: And then Alex was all "My rising is in Libra, that's an air sign!" and he was all "Libras are boring" and we were like "...."
M: And then he reached down and massaged the back of my head
M: Even though I wasn't touching him at all
M: WTF
V: o__O
V: DOES NOT COMPUTE
V: I don't understand him
M: He's just... WTF
M: I have pretty much shoved him into the WTF folder, and closed the case.
V: Yes, good idea, o__O.
V: I.. wow. Yeah, I'm stunned.
M: Right?
M: GOD
M: It was *so* annoying
M: YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER
M: YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND
M: DON'T FLIRT WITH A DUDE *RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER*
V: FOR SERIOUS.
M: It's just so skeezy and UGH
M: *SO* done with him
--
So, yes, I am rather miffed. Whatever, my plan of action is BLATANT IGNORANCE towards anything he pulls. AND WTF I DON'T HAVE AN ANGRY ICON, WHY DON'T I HAVE AN ANGRY ICON? *rage*