[Fic - OS] To Find Love
Ces temps-ci j'écris beaucoup, mais en anglais. Sorry. xP
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To Find Love
Crack!fic like WOAH!
slight YunJae & slight YooSu
R because of molestation and various things.
Warning : EPIC CRACK OF DOOM, sorry if it's not funny. Here you'll meet a dreamer!Min, an innocent-like-OMG!Su, a pervert-and-Wheesung-addict!Chun, a not-so-evil-but-scary!Jae and a slightly-annoyed-not-to-say-pissed!Yunho. THAT'S CRACK I TOLD YOU!
NB : beta'ed by my HI THAR partner of doom, secretly_kanna. (YAY~! a beta'ed fic! \o/)
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- Oh my Wheesung, Changmin what the hell is this?
- What are you doing on my laptop anyway?
- This is the funniest thing I've ever read!
Changmin literally dashed to Yoochun, taking the laptop away from him, closing it and running back in his bedroom.
- Ooooh, come on, I wanted to read the end of the story! whined Yoochun.
- Screw you, pervert!
Then came Yunho, wearing an apron, spatula in hand (yeah, he'd lost a bet with Jaejoong and was supposed to cook and do the housechores all by himself during a whole week).
- Chunnie~ah, stop teasing the poor boy! Jaejoongie, please say something!
Sitting not far away watching some dramas on TV, Jaejoong glanced at the leader and smirked.
- Sorry miss Cooking, 'am not a babysittor.
Yunho ranted and muttered incomprehensible things and went back in the kitchen. Yoochun then decided that he wanted to watch some Wheesung video clips.
- You're hopeless, Jae told him, perfectly knowing what he was about to do.
- I don't care what you think, I just...
His words trailed off as an almost-really-naked Junsu got out of the bathroom. Nosebleeding and blackout ensued, and it took Jaejoong and Yunho three hours to teach Su that being half-naked in front of Yoochun wasn't a good idea.
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Once upon a time, in a not-so-fairy-styled world, lived a young man, called Shim Changmin, who wanted to learn what love was like. He had a beautiful voice, and everyone loved to hear him sing. So this one day, the beautiful Changmin went to the King Yunho's castle, and asked him if he could go on a journey to find the most beautiful men of the world, the one who could be his true love, the one men who could make him dream when awake...
Changmin sighed dreamily and went to the kitchen, where King (Queen?) Yunho was actually making diner.
- Hey there hyung! Tell me, if I'd tell you that I wanted to go travel around the world to find true love, would you let me go?
The leader glanced at the young boy, wondering if he was serious or not, and then shrugged while chopping... something...
- I'm not your father, so I'd say do as you like...
Changmin smiled happily, but then Yunho stopped everything he was doing.
- Tell me you don't want to do this.
- Uh?
Things were getting dangerous, Min knew this just by his leader's look.
- You'll stay with us, right? Travelling around the world and all this crap is just curiosity, right?
- Er... Well...
A knife fell heavily on the counter, and the elder's eyes threw daggers at the oldest one.
- Go and talk to your moth-- to Jaejoong about that. Right. Now. Or I swear you'll die.
This was going to be less easy than in his story...
---
As the King welcomed his idea, the young Changmin began his journey, visiting many countries, meeting many people. But one day, he heard that the most beautiful and charming men of all times was living in the country of Konzen, not far from where he was. Changmin then decided to go there and find that men, hoping that he would find his true love in this person. But the gate that led to Konzen was kept by an evil sorceress, the all-mighty Jaejoong, who could turn everyone into a puddle of goo in a glance.
- Er... hyung?
Changmin shivered in anticipation as Jaejoong looked at him, slightly frowning.
- What is it this time? Did Yoochun tried to rape you? Did Junsu ask you to teach him how to masturbate?
- Mmmm-no.
- So what?
The boy took a good breath before spilling:
- ItoldYunhohyungthatIwantedtotravelaroundtheworldandhetoldmetocomeandseeyou...
Jaejoong growled and turned off the TV, his attention now all on Changmin.
- Minnie~ah, stop mumbling between your teeth and talk clearly.
- But...
- RIGHT NOW.
Changmin backed up of several steps, knowing that his hyung's mood could be lethal sometimes. It even seems that the living-room's walls were beginning to turn black, and the temperature around was going down scarily.
- Well, I… I told Yunho~hyung that I wanted to travel a bit, and he sent me to you…
- THAT'S NOT THE TRUTH! shouted a voice from the kitchen.
- HYUNG! screamed Changmin back, stunned that Yunho would betray him so easily.
Jaejoong sighed, passably irritated that Min had lied to him. He stood up, not as tall as the younger singer but not less impressive, and pointed a menacing finger.
- Travel a bit, uh? What kind of bit?
- Hmmm… Like… Around the world?
The warmth went lower in the room, beginning to disappear, and the light began to be sucked into darkness. Junsu then walked in the place, sing-songing happily, until a very prudent Yoochun took him back into the bedrooms, not wanting the innocent dolphin to be caught into their hyung's wrath. Because Jae was pissed, no need to be very smart to see that.
- And what for? Said Jae asked Changmin.
- Er… To find true love?
Deep silence followed the answer, and Yunho in the kitchen thought it was best for him to hide under the table, while Yoochun and a clueless Junsu were hiding into Chun's wardrobe.
- Chunnie~ah, are we playing a game now?
The other guy raised an eyebrow and smiled evilly.
- Yeah SuSu, you guessed right… Let's play.
After all, this was the perfect moment to molest Junsu without their hyungs calling him a pervert…
Back in the living-room, the silence was still thick, and Changmin wondered if he would ever be able to see the sun again. Jaejoong then growled, and Min could have swore he just saw smoke coming out of the older man's ears and nose. And also that his eyes were now red.
- Oh my…
- Changmin~ah…
- I'm so screwed…
And suddenly, like if someone has just snapped his fingers, everything went back to normal, and Jaejoong glomped Changmin, smiling.
- ISN'T IT CUUUUUTE!!! MINNIE~AH WANTS TO FIND LOOOOVE!
Said Minnie was flailing madly in Jae's arms, not far from dying of intoxication.
Yunho, realising that no one had frozen to death yet, got out of his hiding-place and came to see what was happening.
- Err, Joongie? You're choking him.
Jaejoong looked at his younger friend, and saw that his face had turned blue.
- Oops, sorry.
He let go of Changmin, and then hugged Yunho, just because he loved to hug his Yunnie, don't ask.
- So, asked Changmin a few minutes later, I guess you're okay for my plan of going around the world then?
- NO WAY!
Yunho had yelled this so hard that the walls began to shake like if a earthquake was coming. Jaejoong, no wanting his beloved to be upset, took Changmin by his shoulders and said:
- If you ever, I say EVER, leave this country without us, I swear, your hear me I SWEAR, that you will never, NEVER, see the day rise again.
The boy gulped and nodded. Finally things weren't so bad. At least he was alive.
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And finally the beautiful and amazing Shim Changmin realised that he missed his homeland, and then he came back to the one he loved more than everything, bringing back with him the evil sorceress so she could marry the king. THE END.
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- Chunnie~ah?
- Yes SuSu?
- Why are your hands in my pants?
- …
- …
- It's the game SuSu. Don't worry.
***
Don't ask. I was in a cracky mood. Sorry. xD
***
To Find Love
Crack!fic like WOAH!
slight YunJae & slight YooSu
R because of molestation and various things.
Warning : EPIC CRACK OF DOOM, sorry if it's not funny. Here you'll meet a dreamer!Min, an innocent-like-OMG!Su, a pervert-and-Wheesung-addict!Chun, a not-so-evil-but-scary!Jae and a slightly-annoyed-not-to-say-pissed!Yunho. THAT'S CRACK I TOLD YOU!
NB : beta'ed by my HI THAR partner of doom, secretly_kanna. (YAY~! a beta'ed fic! \o/)
***
- Oh my Wheesung, Changmin what the hell is this?
- What are you doing on my laptop anyway?
- This is the funniest thing I've ever read!
Changmin literally dashed to Yoochun, taking the laptop away from him, closing it and running back in his bedroom.
- Ooooh, come on, I wanted to read the end of the story! whined Yoochun.
- Screw you, pervert!
Then came Yunho, wearing an apron, spatula in hand (yeah, he'd lost a bet with Jaejoong and was supposed to cook and do the housechores all by himself during a whole week).
- Chunnie~ah, stop teasing the poor boy! Jaejoongie, please say something!
Sitting not far away watching some dramas on TV, Jaejoong glanced at the leader and smirked.
- Sorry miss Cooking, 'am not a babysittor.
Yunho ranted and muttered incomprehensible things and went back in the kitchen. Yoochun then decided that he wanted to watch some Wheesung video clips.
- You're hopeless, Jae told him, perfectly knowing what he was about to do.
- I don't care what you think, I just...
His words trailed off as an almost-really-naked Junsu got out of the bathroom. Nosebleeding and blackout ensued, and it took Jaejoong and Yunho three hours to teach Su that being half-naked in front of Yoochun wasn't a good idea.
---
Once upon a time, in a not-so-fairy-styled world, lived a young man, called Shim Changmin, who wanted to learn what love was like. He had a beautiful voice, and everyone loved to hear him sing. So this one day, the beautiful Changmin went to the King Yunho's castle, and asked him if he could go on a journey to find the most beautiful men of the world, the one who could be his true love, the one men who could make him dream when awake...
Changmin sighed dreamily and went to the kitchen, where King (Queen?) Yunho was actually making diner.
- Hey there hyung! Tell me, if I'd tell you that I wanted to go travel around the world to find true love, would you let me go?
The leader glanced at the young boy, wondering if he was serious or not, and then shrugged while chopping... something...
- I'm not your father, so I'd say do as you like...
Changmin smiled happily, but then Yunho stopped everything he was doing.
- Tell me you don't want to do this.
- Uh?
Things were getting dangerous, Min knew this just by his leader's look.
- You'll stay with us, right? Travelling around the world and all this crap is just curiosity, right?
- Er... Well...
A knife fell heavily on the counter, and the elder's eyes threw daggers at the oldest one.
- Go and talk to your moth-- to Jaejoong about that. Right. Now. Or I swear you'll die.
This was going to be less easy than in his story...
---
As the King welcomed his idea, the young Changmin began his journey, visiting many countries, meeting many people. But one day, he heard that the most beautiful and charming men of all times was living in the country of Konzen, not far from where he was. Changmin then decided to go there and find that men, hoping that he would find his true love in this person. But the gate that led to Konzen was kept by an evil sorceress, the all-mighty Jaejoong, who could turn everyone into a puddle of goo in a glance.
- Er... hyung?
Changmin shivered in anticipation as Jaejoong looked at him, slightly frowning.
- What is it this time? Did Yoochun tried to rape you? Did Junsu ask you to teach him how to masturbate?
- Mmmm-no.
- So what?
The boy took a good breath before spilling:
- ItoldYunhohyungthatIwantedtotravelaroundtheworldandhetoldmetocomeandseeyou...
Jaejoong growled and turned off the TV, his attention now all on Changmin.
- Minnie~ah, stop mumbling between your teeth and talk clearly.
- But...
- RIGHT NOW.
Changmin backed up of several steps, knowing that his hyung's mood could be lethal sometimes. It even seems that the living-room's walls were beginning to turn black, and the temperature around was going down scarily.
- Well, I… I told Yunho~hyung that I wanted to travel a bit, and he sent me to you…
- THAT'S NOT THE TRUTH! shouted a voice from the kitchen.
- HYUNG! screamed Changmin back, stunned that Yunho would betray him so easily.
Jaejoong sighed, passably irritated that Min had lied to him. He stood up, not as tall as the younger singer but not less impressive, and pointed a menacing finger.
- Travel a bit, uh? What kind of bit?
- Hmmm… Like… Around the world?
The warmth went lower in the room, beginning to disappear, and the light began to be sucked into darkness. Junsu then walked in the place, sing-songing happily, until a very prudent Yoochun took him back into the bedrooms, not wanting the innocent dolphin to be caught into their hyung's wrath. Because Jae was pissed, no need to be very smart to see that.
- And what for? Said Jae asked Changmin.
- Er… To find true love?
Deep silence followed the answer, and Yunho in the kitchen thought it was best for him to hide under the table, while Yoochun and a clueless Junsu were hiding into Chun's wardrobe.
- Chunnie~ah, are we playing a game now?
The other guy raised an eyebrow and smiled evilly.
- Yeah SuSu, you guessed right… Let's play.
After all, this was the perfect moment to molest Junsu without their hyungs calling him a pervert…
Back in the living-room, the silence was still thick, and Changmin wondered if he would ever be able to see the sun again. Jaejoong then growled, and Min could have swore he just saw smoke coming out of the older man's ears and nose. And also that his eyes were now red.
- Oh my…
- Changmin~ah…
- I'm so screwed…
And suddenly, like if someone has just snapped his fingers, everything went back to normal, and Jaejoong glomped Changmin, smiling.
- ISN'T IT CUUUUUTE!!! MINNIE~AH WANTS TO FIND LOOOOVE!
Said Minnie was flailing madly in Jae's arms, not far from dying of intoxication.
Yunho, realising that no one had frozen to death yet, got out of his hiding-place and came to see what was happening.
- Err, Joongie? You're choking him.
Jaejoong looked at his younger friend, and saw that his face had turned blue.
- Oops, sorry.
He let go of Changmin, and then hugged Yunho, just because he loved to hug his Yunnie, don't ask.
- So, asked Changmin a few minutes later, I guess you're okay for my plan of going around the world then?
- NO WAY!
Yunho had yelled this so hard that the walls began to shake like if a earthquake was coming. Jaejoong, no wanting his beloved to be upset, took Changmin by his shoulders and said:
- If you ever, I say EVER, leave this country without us, I swear, your hear me I SWEAR, that you will never, NEVER, see the day rise again.
The boy gulped and nodded. Finally things weren't so bad. At least he was alive.
---
And finally the beautiful and amazing Shim Changmin realised that he missed his homeland, and then he came back to the one he loved more than everything, bringing back with him the evil sorceress so she could marry the king. THE END.
---
- Chunnie~ah?
- Yes SuSu?
- Why are your hands in my pants?
- …
- …
- It's the game SuSu. Don't worry.
***
Don't ask. I was in a cracky mood. Sorry. xD