Arashi in Mecha Ike
It's been a long time since I last posted here, so since last night's MechaIke was very amusing, I'd like to write some flailings for it xD
DO NOT REPOST ANY OF MY TRANSLATIONS!!
[note:
- because I tend to forget the names of the mecha ike members, I'll just write the color of their scarf xD Sometimes I also don't know who's talking when they don't shoot the member.
- my comments are marked with this [...] bracket]
text:
rehearsal room 4
Mecha Ike members currently staying
Narrator:
Half of this Mecha Ike Special will soon passed.
Actually, these ninjas appear in so many corners that they got pressed by the tight schedule so they even had to stay over.
text:
10.30AM recording begins
purple: Assemble!!
purple: What's up with all of you?
text: Everyone who appeared in Synchro came late
(note: Synchro is another segment in Mecha Ike)
blue: What's up with everyone?
white: Surely you roughly understand the reason.
red: That's right!
purple: What time did you sleep yesterday?
blue: at 6!! We had Synchro shooting until 6 in the morning! You went home though, aren't you!
Everyone: Aren't you!? How considerate.
blue: Look at our faces! Rough and pimply!
text:
Caused by lack of sleep
rough dry skin and bleary-eyed
yellow: it affects our skin
?: You can see right.
blue: We're lack of sleep. With such a murderous schedule, honestly it's just impossible!
red: That's right.
white: It's impossible.
yellow: That's right.
blue: Isn't that right, Hage?
text: Producer Nakajima who set up the schedule
?: They did awesome, right.
blue: This is just impossible, you know!
producer: I'm sleepy as well, so there's no way helping it.
blue&white: It's none of our business!
blue: I don't care about that!
text: Storm (Arashi) blows towards those which can laugh
Narrator: If you don't work that much, you won't be able to get out of the current recession.
text:
a clan from Johnny's, celebrating their 10th year
Arashi
[So Arashi appeared from the revolving door, but Ohno got stuck xD]
Sho: From Arashi, this year is our tenth year! I'm Sakurai Sho!
Jun: Same clan. I'm Matsumoto Jun!
Nino: Same clan. I'm Ninomiya Kazunari!
Aiba: Same clan. I'm Aiba Masaki!
Everyone: We're at your service!
text: excitement over the new year's big guest
Everyone: Arashi! Arashi! Arashi!
red: Dance! Dance! Dance!
text: It's an auspicious occasion so we request one song
white: A.RA.SHI's one. Because it's cool.
You are my soul soul~
text:
Debut song 10 years ago
A.RA.SHI
[Then they danced to A・RA・SHI, and Okamura-san replaces Ohno's position xDDDD]
text:
The auspicious first gathering of all members in MechaIke since debut
Nino: We did it!
white: It's settled!
Jun: Amazing!
white: Of course each of them has own charm.
Others: Of course!
white: But as expected, when all of them gathered...
mechaike member: It's totally different!
Nino: It's great that all members were able to gather.
white: This is truly awesome!
blue: It's extremely awesome! I felt the power!
Nino: Let's start already! Let's start without delay!
text: to the game without delay
mechaike member: You're serious huh!
aiba: today we won't lose!
blue: can you do it?!?
purple: Let's do it!
mechaike member: can you do it?
Aiba: Alright!
mechaike member: Let's start.
[And there's Ohno peeking from the side door xDDD I found this very cute ♥]
purple: Um, excuse me. You shouldn't be on the scene.
text: Staff shouldn't appear on the scene, you know?
white: Hey Staff! Staff!
purple: You shouldn't appear. You can't, you can't.
white: Close it.
mechaike member: You can't come in. You can't come in.
white: Hey Staff!
purple: Close it! Close it!
white: Excuse me, I'd like to confirm. Who are you?
Yabe: Who are you?
Ohno: Arashi.
text: Eh?
Everyone: Eh?
Yabe: Huh? He wore it indeed. [the belt with "Arashi" written on it]
Nino: It's true!
mechaike member: He's Arashi?
mechaike member: Indeed...
Yabe: Then, why didn't you come out earlier?
Ohno: I got caught between the rotating door...
(text: the accident 2 minutes ago)
mechaike member: So he's Arashi?
purple: Member, what's with this...
Sho: [(-> the person who was beside Leader at the door xD)] Well, we also felt that one person was missing.
Aiba: [(-> the person who was suppose to be beside Leader at the dancing xD)] But when we danced, it was nicely done by 5 people. [---because it was replaced by Okamura-san xD]
Nino: It was indeed.
Aiba: It was done properly.
Nino: I thought it was with 5 members.
Ohno: There's no way you just approve that easily.
(text: Certainly)
Nino: Forgive us. It should've been 5 members in Arashi. We're Arashi with 5 members, please forgive us. Once again, we ask for your favor.
MechaIke members: We ask for your favor!
[Then the MechaIke members reviewed the Arashi members works one by one.
Jun - Hana Yori Dango
Nino - Hollywood
Sho - News Zero caster and Beijing Olympics
Aiba - Tensai! Shimura Doubutsuen
Ohno - ..............]
red: It's suppose to be that way. But you see, in 2008 Arashi were really awesome right!
purple: Awesome indeed!
red: First is MatsuJun. Hanadan, right?
text:
Master Matsumoto and Master Ninomiya
act outstandingly in dramas and movies
purple: He acted there.
red: Hana Yori Dango was amazing.
mechaike member: Amazing. It was a social phenomena.
mechaike member: Social phenomena
red: And next is Ninomiya-kun.
mechaike member: That's right! Hollywood.
red: Hollywood.
Nino: Not at all, not at all...
red: And then Sakurai-kun...
mechaike member: Caster!
red: Right! He's a caster, you see. NEWS ZERO!
text: Master Sakurai, who is a caster in "NEWS ZERO"
Sho: Thank you.
white: You went to Peking as well, didn't you?
Sho: Yes, thank you very much.
red: I am also a caster for the morning show, Sukkiri. Right?
mechaike member: Yes.
red: And he's in NEWS ZERO. Both of us are in NTV, one at the morning and one at the evening.
text: NTV casters mate?
red: It feels like it's being supported by the two of us, right?
white: Will you get away from him? Will you take your arm off him?
purple: So noisy.
text: Otaru High graduate ≠ Keio Uni graduate
white: Totally different. The environment where you grew up was really different.
purple: Where was it again? A village riverside?
Nino: Seriously?
red: I accidentally got picked near the river, you see.
Jun: Seriously?
Nino: Seriously?
white: Next, Aiba-kun.
Aiba: Yes.
text: Master Aiba, who's very necessary for "Shimura Doubutsuen" (NTV)
white: In a variety show.
Aiba: I got the honor to appear with Shimura-san.
MechaIke members: Indeed...
white: Ah, Leader as well, right?
Ohno: Yes.
text: Master Ohno's masterpieces are?
white: Leader as well, he appeared in various TV show...
Okamura: It's that one, that one!
mechaike member: That's right! That's right!
Okamura: You're appearing in that Shoujiki Shindoi right!
mechaike members: Yes. He does. He does.
Ohno: That's not me
text: Mistaken. Dohmoto Tsuyoshi
white: Ohno no Shoujiki Shindoi (note: the TV show's name is "Dohmoto Tsuyoshi no Shoujiki Shindoi". "Shoujiki Shindoi" means "honestly-said it's tough")
purple: Seems tough.
red: It's not Shindoi.
Takeda: Was it Code Blue?
Ohno: That's Yamashita-kun.
(text: Mistaken. Yamashita Tomohisa)
[Nino and Sho: *snickers* xD]
green: Eh? Is he the one who wore backpack, in running outfit, with half-length pants...
purple: The one with the onigiri?
yellow: The one with the onigiri!
red: The one who said something like "it was tasty~"
green: The second one!
purple: The one who said "blooming at the field~"
green: What's blooming at the field?
Ohno: Nothing blooming at the field!!
text: Mistaken. Hadaka no Taishou
[note:
Hadaka no Taishou is a humanity drama in Fuji TV. The title of the theme song is "Like a flower blooming at the field"
http://wwwz.fujitv.co.jp/taisho2/index.html]
white: Forgive us. We're really really sorry.
text:
We're at your service
Multicolored ninja special
song:
Everyone together shu shu shu shu shu!
Multicolored ninja~
[The game corner that they were going to play is called multicolored ninja.
Basically, the question is in the form of "color" and "type", and the next person in the circle has to answer the thing / person that has that color and type. And if that next person answers correctly, he also has to give the next question. These answering and giving questions has to be done according to the rhythm (shu shu shu shu shu! xD).
There's punishment waiting to those who can't answer correctly, who can't give question to the next one, or not following the rhythm (late).
They can use the same questions and answers no matter how many times. There seems to be a standard safe answer to some standard questions, so it's almost sure that every questions will have answers. For example, if the Q is red vegetable, the A will be tomato. However there is some Q that don't have standard answer, which is "blue feeling". We'll have that one come out too.
I added some wikipedia links or picture links to the uncommon terms.]
text:
Volume 24
VS Arashi New Year multicolored game
red: 2009. The first masters are everyone in Arashi. Is it alright even if your faces got powdered at the beginning of new year?
Everyone: It's alright!
red: Ohno-kun!
Ohno: Yes!
red: Are you alright with the game rules?
Ohno: It's alright!
someone in mechaike: He's already putting a losing expression huh~ He'll be the first one to lose.
red: He's the most worrying one.
text: Master Ohno has been predicted to become the lone loser
white: Worrying indeed...
red: Because he's Leader after all.
someone in mechaike: That's right huh. He has to be firm.
Sho: Actually we're also worried about ourselves.
red: You're worried?
Aiba: Have you grasped the rules?
Ohno: Yes. The rules are fine.
Nino: Surely we already understand the point of the game, right.
Aiba: You're alright with that, right?
Ohno: It's just that I need to think for this rotation game.
someone in mechaike: The rotation makes you think, yes.
white: You're nervous already huh.
someone in mechaike: Relax, relax...
white: That's not good.
red: Well then, the first round of 2009!
Everyone: Alright~!
red: Ready, go!
[Round 1]
Shu shu shu shu shu!
Katou: Q - red landscape
Hamaguchi: A - the first sunrise in the new year | Q - green decoration
Jun: A - new year's pine decoration (text: wonderful) | Q - white decoration
Yabe: A - mirror rice cake | Q - red fish
Aiba: A - sea bream | Q - yellow fruit
Arino: A - mandarin orange | Q - gold osechi (note: osechi = Japanese new year food)
Nino: A - herring roe | Q - black osechi
Okamura: A - black soybean | Q - yellow osechi
Ohno: A - kurikinton/sweet chestnuts (text: wonderful) | Q - white osechi
Takeda: A - namasu | Q - red osechi
Sho: A - spiny lobster | Q - black osechi
Katou: A - konbujime | Q - black osechi
Hamaguchi: A - konbujime | Q - black osechi
Jun: A - konbujime | Q - green decoration
Yabe: A - new year's pine decoration (text: wonderful) | Q - red building
Aiba: A - post (?) | Q - red building
[Aiba answered "post" with such confidence... xD]
Aiba: Post!
Mechaike members: Shu shu shu shu shu shu!!! [somehow they will "shu shu shu" in fast pace when someone make mistakes... xD]
someone in mechaike: Post?
text: red building -< Tokyo Tower O
red: Post?
white: And he was continuing casually!
red: He did! He did!
green: Surely you can't continue with that!
white: Aiba-san... it's building.
Aiba: If we go to Roppongi Hills now, there is this super huge post... Do you know that?
text:
Is this what you mean?
Roppongi Hills
white: Ehhh?
Aiba: Currently. Do you know about that? Currently, you see. I'm not lying, I swear.
Nino: That is poster, right?
Aiba: It's not poster! It's post.
Sho: It's poster.
Nino: That's poster.
Everyone: That's poster.
Nino: It's very huge indeed, but that's poster.
Aiba: That's poster?? ...
Mechaike members: Yayyyyy~
Aiba: Aaaah~ I don't want this~
Narrator: And, at that point...
[A.RA.SHI music started]
red: What is this?
text: Arashi powdery concert?
text: Punishment / Master Aiba (first time)
Announcer: The keyword is "ki" from "kiiroi" (yellow). The gliding live starts in front the fans!
text: Arashi fans are cheering on the tug-of-war.
Announcer: Surely they don't want their beloved Arashi to be powdery but...
text:
Aiba Masaki [idol]
He's someone who's always cheerful, Arashi's member who does his best.
However, he's the first Johnny's who got floury at the tug-of-war.
Jun: It seems like we're completely the home team huh?
text: the atmosphere looks like Arashi variety show
nino: Eventhough we're the guests...
red: That's right huh. I was shocked.
white: But Aiba-kun, got thrown in front of fans, it must be extremely embarrassing huh?
Aiba: It's extremely embarrassing indeed!
white: Shameful huh?
Aiba: Yes!
Nino: Was it painful?
Aiba: It's not painful at all! Was I, however--- It's not "was I, however". It's "But, however..." (note: "ka" is sort of a particle indicating question sentence. "ga" means "but". At first Aiba mistakenly said "ka" instead of "ga".)
Announcer: From this point onwards, MechaIke Special is brought to you by Daihatsu, and the sponsors that are currently displayed.
[there's lots of babblings behind the announcer's voice, but I only catched a bit]
Aiba: He really put a lot of strength when pulling!
white: Surely your face must be painful.
blue: It must be painful over there just now.
white: If you lose, you'll become like this!
Aiba: It'll be alright! I'll be alright on the next one! Please let me do it one more time!
blue: No MechaIke fans coming huh.
someone in mechaike: Not at all!
blue: Let's search amongst the uchiwas. Whose uchiwas do they hold...
someone in mechaike: uchiwa... There's none huh...
text: Not found
red: They don't come huh.
white: I'll be surprised if there's my uchiwa there.
blue: It'll be good if even just one person hold out our uchiwa.
text: Training 2
someone in mechaike: There was none huh.
red: Completely none.
someone in mechaike: There was none.
red: All were Arashi's.
Aiba: Well, what's done is done, but is it alright if we set for Tokyo Tower as the red building?
Everyone: It's alright!
Aiba: OK, I'm going to start~
text: Why Master Aiba's tension goes up this much?
red: You're so cheerful huh.
Aiba: I'm fine, I'm fine!
white: Aiba-kun is fine but...
Aiba: I came to enjoy this a lot. Ready, go!
Shu shu shu shu shu!
Aiba: Q - red building
Arino: A - Tokyo Tower | Q - red building
Nino: A - Tokyo Tower | Q - red building
Okamura: A - Tokyo Tower | Q - red building
Ohno: A - Tokyo Tower | Q - red building
Takeda: A - Tokyo Tower | Q - red building
text: Who will be the traitor and when will it happen?
Sho: A - Tokyo Tower | Q - red building
Katou: A - Tokyo Tower | Q - red building
Hamaguchi: A - Tokyo Tower | Q - red car
[---- here's the traitor xD Poor Jun]
Jun: Benz! It's wrong huh.
Everyone: Yayyyy~
Announcer: Master Matsujun encountered betrayal. At last Doumyouji goes to the wheat flour hell.
text: Punishment / Master Matsujun (first time)
fans: Do your best~
[Jun: *thrown*]
text:
Matsumoto Jun [idol]
He's the prince of Arashi who is admired by the girls all over the country.
However, he got floury because of red car = benz
white: Huh? Is that Matsujun? Is that Matsujun?
[Jun: *cough cough*]
someone in mechaike: It's Ashita no Joe! (note: a manga about boxing. the main character is Joe Yabuki.)
someone in mechaike: That's right!
text: Joe who turn into ashes?
white: It was serious huh. He has become completely white.
yellow: It was serious. He looks cool.
white: You are Matsujun, aren't you?
[Jun: *cough cough*]
Katou: It can't be helped though. Answering "BENZ!"
text: Master Matsumoto who was being like an idiot
Jun: But there's red benz, right?
white: There are black ones too.
Yellow: There are black ones, and white ones as well.
Jun: Then, what car that doesn't have any other color than red?
Everyone in unison: Firefighting truck.
[Jun: *soundless* Aaah~]
[fans: *laughs*]
text:
red car -< firefighting truck
is amongst the standard answer for the standard theme
blue: That is very basic.
white: Yeah~
Jun: Then, let's continue without delay!
red: Show yourself to the fans.
blue: Show yourself to the fans.
[fans: kyaaa~]
blue: It's been 2 people from Arashi huh...
text: 3 people remaining.
Nino: This doesn't look good huh.
Aiba: This doesn't look good huh.
red: Only three people remains, you know.
Sho: So that more of us will not stand there, we will do o-o-our b-b-b.... do our best.
Nino: We'll do our best! We'll do our best!
red: You're nervous!
fans: Cute~
red: Why is it cute that he slipped on words?
text: Akabei who got irritated (note: the red ninja)
red: Why is it cute, right?
fans: Do your best~
mechaike member: It doesn't matter if they say "do your best".
text: training 3
Jun: But we're in a disadvantage at this game, you see. Also, I have a proposal. We have a TV show called VS Arashi.
white: Oh, yes yes yes.
text:
January 10th (Sat) 7PM~
"VS Arashi strongest champion competition"
Jun: Next week at this same hour we will have a special episode. So, if MechaIke member lost next, would you appear there?
blue: NO WAY!
Nino: Just one time, just one time.
someone in mechaike: Let's hear what is it about.
someone in mechaike: What's about it?
Jun: There are various games.
blue: Games?
Nino: It's full of fun attractions.
red: Oh it's a game show huh.
white: Really?
Jun: It'll be a competition between the entertainer team, athlete team, and us.
Nino: It's been decided like that.
blue: Ah, is that so?
Nino: Yes.
blue: Hee...
Jun: So will you come?
blue: No I won't.
Everyone: Why??
white: He rejected it so straightforwardly.
Nino: It was a tension that indicated you will come.
Jun: Just now, I thought it was going to the course that you'll come...
blue: I was thinking I'll rest at new year...
Nino: Don't take it that seriously. It's the case if you lost.
text:
It's a promise that if any MechaIke member got lost,
all members will appear in "VS Arashi"
Aiba: That's right.
red: Then we just have to play so that we won't lose.
white: That's how it is!
Jun: Then, let's begin!
Everyone: OK!
red: Earlier, Ohno-kun didn't follow up at all to the VS Arashi promotion huh.
blue: You're the Leader, right?!
Ohno: That's right! It's like a huge game center.
blue: I see. Why did you just say it now?
text: the slow Master Ohno
Nino: Let's do the game.
blue: Let's do the game.
Everyone: Let's do it, let's do it.
Jun: Ready, go!
Shu shu shu shu shu!
Jun: Q - red car
Yabe: A - firefighting truck | Q - red famous person (note: red = aka)
Aiba: A - Akai Hidekazu (text: wonderful) | Q - red famous person
Arino: A - Akagi Harue | Q - brown famous person (note: brown = cha)
Nino: bro-- brown famous person??? ........................ Katou Cha!
text: Master Ninomiya was late.
purple: I think it was late...
blue: I think it was late, how will it be?
white: Somehow--
[signal of punishment game]
MechaIke members: Yayyyy~
Announcer: Master Ninomiya who somehow wringed out from the time limitation have to hold on his shame in front of the fans.
text: Punishment / Master Ninomiya (first time)
fans: Do your best~
Everyone: Go for it! Go for it!
fans + everyone: Nino! Nino! Nino!
mechaike members: Nino! Nino!
text:
Ninomiya Kazunari [idol]
He's known in Arashi for his acting and even recognized worldwide.
However, he was slow with "Katou Cha" so he got floury.
Nino: It should have been okay "Katou Cha" right...
white: His voice was too small!
green: That's right. What did you say just now?
white: "It should have been okay Katou Cha right..."
text:
brown famous person -< Katou Cha was a wonderful answer,
but if the answer doesn't follow the rhythm it's X
Nino: This is the worst.
red: What's the worst?
blue: What's the worst?
green: Tell us.
red: What's the worst?
Nino: That's why... Well... I'm considering to quit MechaIke already.
text: tension-down Ninomiya-Sensei
blue: What's wrong?
white: But it's not a failure that you should be ashamed for. Because that one has came out previously.
blue: That's right.
Nino: Eh, then... is it at higher rank than "Benz"?
MechaIke members: It's higher. It's higher.
Jun: Oi! Oi!
red: The "Benz" was extremely low.
Okamura: The "Benz" is the lowest one.
text:
Current lowest position
red car -> Benz X
red: That was the worst.
Nino: Then forgive me. I'm sorry, let's do the game.
blue: Because he (Nino) actually said the correct answer.
purple: He wasn't wrong.
white: That's right, that's right.
Jun: Well, fine. No problem. It's fine if Benz is at the bottom.
blue: [*while mimicking Jun pointing down*] At the bottom.
fans: Cool~
text: Master Matsumoto who accidentally being cool.
Nino: Let's do the game. Let's do it.
text: Training 4
red: Let's go to the next round.
Nino: We'll move on to the next one. We'll move on to the next one.
white: Okay, let's go to the next one.
Nino: But you see, I want you to come to VS Arashi.
text:
It's a promise that if any MechaIke member got lost,
all members will appear in "VS Arashi"
blue: But we're not losing.
red: That's right.
Aiba: If you could, we want everyone to come, right?
red: Even if we lose here, if we go there we might completely defeated right.
blue: That's right. There's a probability that will happen.
Nino: If you appear there, we'll be the home team.
Ohno: That's right.
text: Is it okay if it's just Midorikichi? (note: the green ninja)
white: Midorikichi, what do you think?
blue: As MechaIke representative...
green: I'll go.
blue: Because you like games!
Nino: It's alright if Arino-san doesn't come.
[green: *making the "it's alright" movement xD]
Nino: Then let's start!
text: Eventually Arashi will begin the counterattack!!
Nino: Let's start!
red: Let's do it!
Nino: Ready, go!
Shu shu shu shu shu!
Nino: Q - brown famous person (note: brown = cha)
Okamura: A - Katou Cha | Q - blue famous person (note: blue = ao)
Ohno: A - Aoyama Thelma (text: wonderful) | Q - blue famous person
Takeda: A - Aoki Sayaka | Q - blue famous person
Sho: A - Aota Noriko | Q - gold famous person
Katou: Gold famous person? Gold--- Golden Bat (?)
(note: If I'm not mistaken, Golden Bat is probably a cigarette brand)
Arashi: Yayyyyy~
text: Gold famous person -< Kaneko Ken / Koganezawa Shouji O
(note: gold = "kane" or "kin")
Announcer: The fellow caster, Master Sakurai. Through the betrayal he successfully made Akabei sinking!
Katou (to Sho): Why are you putting "gold famous person" question!?!?
text: punishment / Akabei (fifth time)
[Then he got throwed to the flour, but this time, everyone was quiet xDDD]
text: Shi~n
[---- sound effect of silence xD]
blue: What's with this... They are completely unamused.
text: Completely unamused Arashi-fans
white: They are completely unamused.
someone in mechaike: There are audience here, aren't there?
blue: They are not background, aren't they?
white: No no no, they are real.
Nino: They truly present here.
Jun: He doesn't look like Katou-san huh.
a fan: Clean those flour! (note: from his clothes/face)
red: What? Clean the flour?
text:
a fan who tells Akabei to clean the flour quickly
and wants to watch Arashi's tug-and-war
red: This is our show, right!
Nino: She's supporting you.
red: She doesn't support me, she told me to clean these flour!
Arashi + MechaIke: Clean it! Clean it!
fans: Clean it! Clean it! Clean it!
[He got pissed and threw the flour to the Arashi fans xD]
Nino: Katou-san!!
[And the Arashi fans blew it back using uchiwas.
And Katou-san fell down by the adverse wind. hahaha]
text: ?
someone in mechaike: What the heck are you doing? This is the worst, you're absolutely very uncool.
Katou: Oi~!!! I'm 40-years-old aged man, you know!!!
text: Cannot be helped. 40-years-old age.
blue: What's with you suddenly throwing flour and then falling down?
someone in mechaike: I want to see that one more time.
green: He's 40 years old after all, you see.
[And he did it again, and he fell again xD]
text: Cannot be helped. 40-years-old age. [-- the text is bigger this time xD]
someone in mechaike: You idiot!
red: It can't be helped.
someone in mechaike: You idiot!
text: Training 5
white: What's with you?!?
blue: It's different from the way 2 or 3-years-old kids playing around.
text:
January 10th (Sat) 7PM~
Because he lost, they will appear at "VS Arashi"
red: Then from now on, the tension will go higher and higher! Everyone! It's alright, isn't it!!
Everyone: It's alright!
red: Unexpectedly, Sakurai-kun does bear intention to be a traitor, so be careful~!!!
purple (overlap): I see.
[poor Sho-kun... He contributed to MechaIke's appearance at VS Arashi, but he'll soon got powdered because of that too... xD]
red: Well then, start!
Everyone: It's alright!
text: The next game will aim at Master Sakurai?
Yellow: What's that? It should be "shu shu" right!
Nino: It should be "shu shu" right!
yellow: I think we were mistaken.
white: I feel that we were mistaken.
red: Is it alright~??
white: He's crumbling down after all.
red: Let's go!
Everyone: Yeah~
red: I'll begin. Ready, go!
Shu shu shu shu shu...
Katou: Q - gold famous person
Hamaguchi: A - Kaneko Ken | Q - gold osechi
Jun: A - herring roe | Q - gold temple
Yabe: A - Golden Pavilion Temple | Q - silver temple
Aiba: A - Silver Pavilion Temple | Q - silver sushi
Arino: A - mackerel | Q - brown sushi
Nino: A - conger eel | Q - green sushi
Okamura: A - cucumber sushi | Q - white sushi
Ohno: A - cuttlefish | Q - red sushi
Takeda: A - toro (high class tuna meat) | Q - blue feeling
Sho: A - when the alarm clock ran out of battery and stop | Q - blue feeling
Katou: A - when some kid cut my t-shirt roughly using scissors | Q - blue feeling
Hamaguchi: A - when got treated by hair tonic | Q - blue feeling
Jun: A - the moment when I accidentally see woman's breast, eventhough I didn't want to see it but it just happened to got opened at that moment | Q - blue feeling
Yabe: A - Ohno-kun's trembling mouth when he got remarked | Q - blue feeling
Aiba: A - when I step on shit | Q - blue feeling
Arino: A - the silence of this studio when I said I wanted to go to VS Arashi | Q - blue feeling
Nino: A - umm... when I was told that my humped shoulders are gross | Q - blue feeling
Okamura: A - when I only got this tiny pillow at a TV show shooting | Q - blue feeling
Ohno: A - when I cut a nail to the quick | Q - blue feeling
Takeda: A - when my sweater got shrinked at the laundry | Q - purple scenery
Sho: Sweet pea, it's not that huh?
text: Sweet pea?
Katou: Sweet pea?
Sho: Lavender..... field! .... Shu shu---
red: He said the answer but...
blue: He said the answer but...
red: TIME OVER~!!
MechaIke members: YAYYYY~
[OMG Katou-san is so evil. He's so happy Sho's late xD]
text: Punishment / Master Sakurai (first time)
Announcer: At last, the last one from Arashi, Master Sakurai got defeated.
text:
Sakurai Sho [idol]
Graduated from Keio university, he's the intelligent one in Arashi.
However, he's the first newscaster being floury.
Nino: The answer came out though, didn't it.
blue: He said it indeed.
red: He said it indeed.
white: It was close.
Aiba: What did you answer at first?
Nino: At first.
Sho: I have no idea why I said sweet pea at first... I was sort of got the idea of flower field but...
white: This is a complete victory for us.
Nino: Complete victory for you huh. We were completely no good.
text: Everyone has got powdered, so it's complete defeat
[Haha, this is just the beginning of another Leader bullying xD]
Sho: We're not winning at all, you see...
red: Well, we just do it as we usually do.
white: After all, that difference exist indeed.
Nino: After all, it's bitter that everyone got powdered.
Everyone: That's right huh.
Nino: Because everyone lost.
green: It's complete defeat. It's complete defeat for Arashi.
blue: Completely defeated.
Nino: Completely defeated huh.
green: Completely defeated.
blue: This rarely happens, right.
Ohno: Um... I'm safe, though...
text: Eh?
Jun: You haven't fallen there?
Ohno: I didn't.
Nino: Huh? That was the last one.
Jun: Eh? That was the last one right?
blue: The director said earlier that it was the last battle.
text: So this will end without Ohno-Sensei being beaten?
red: He said that indeed.
Fans: Ehhhhhhhh???
Jun: Then, what shall we do?
red: Shall he do it? Isn't it good if he just take the rope here and fall?
text: Shall it settled by tug-of-war only?
Ohno: But I don't want to do that.
white: You don't want?
Nino: Why?
Ohno: You see, I haven't lost.
Aiba: But it's been stated that we're defeated.
Nino: It's been stated.
purple: Completely defeated.
text: Added bonus / Master Ohno (first time)
Announcer: He who still hasn't shown any agreement to the current battle decision...
text:
For the player who ran away from tug-of-war,
there's further severe punishment.
text: the biggest crisis in Arashi's 10th year
Announcer: What will happen to Master Ohno?
Announcer: To Master Ohno who ran away from the tug-of-war, the agitated Shogun-sama will...
red: He's serious!!
Nino: Dangerous! Dangerous!
text:
Ohno Satoshi [idol]
He's the leader of the superidols Arashi.
However, from the beginning to the end, he's being left bullied.
Aiba: It's because you disagreed.
Nino: It's because you disagreed.
red: It would be better if you do it normally. You would have fallen the normal way.
Nino: His eyes become very small!
Jun: What's wrong?
Aiba: Are you alright?
Sho: This... His face kind has the new year aura to it! (note: completely white)
white (to the fans): How about using your uchiwa to blow the flour off him.
Aiba: Ah, that's right!
text: It can't be Akabei's pattern?
[And it became Katou-san's pattern of throwing flour and falling xD]
(sometime right before Ohno fell) someone in Mecha ike: Be careful!!
text: the most popular in today's show
blue: He did it huh...
red: That thing... We'll give it to Ohno-kun.
blue: What a waste! You should do this at your live or such!
text: a special corner in this year's concert?
blue: Everyone use their uchiwas like this. And you'll fall.
red: No doubt about it, right?
blue: No doubt about it. I'm looking forward to your concert!
Ohno: SHUT UP!
text: Ohno-Sensei who suddenly got angry
purple: Hey! You're not angry, aren't you?!
blue: Why are you angry?
yellow: Why are you angry?
blue: Why are you angry?
Ohno: Surely I'll get angry too, you idiots!!
text:
In this Saturday's VS Arashi,
IT'S ALRIGHT!!
white: He's extremely angry.
red: Hold a second~
DO NOT REPOST ANY OF MY TRANSLATIONS!!
[note:
- because I tend to forget the names of the mecha ike members, I'll just write the color of their scarf xD Sometimes I also don't know who's talking when they don't shoot the member.
- my comments are marked with this [...] bracket]
text:
rehearsal room 4
Mecha Ike members currently staying
Narrator:
Half of this Mecha Ike Special will soon passed.
Actually, these ninjas appear in so many corners that they got pressed by the tight schedule so they even had to stay over.
text:
10.30AM recording begins
purple: Assemble!!
purple: What's up with all of you?
text: Everyone who appeared in Synchro came late
(note: Synchro is another segment in Mecha Ike)
blue: What's up with everyone?
white: Surely you roughly understand the reason.
red: That's right!
purple: What time did you sleep yesterday?
blue: at 6!! We had Synchro shooting until 6 in the morning! You went home though, aren't you!
Everyone: Aren't you!? How considerate.
blue: Look at our faces! Rough and pimply!
text:
Caused by lack of sleep
rough dry skin and bleary-eyed
yellow: it affects our skin
?: You can see right.
blue: We're lack of sleep. With such a murderous schedule, honestly it's just impossible!
red: That's right.
white: It's impossible.
yellow: That's right.
blue: Isn't that right, Hage?
text: Producer Nakajima who set up the schedule
?: They did awesome, right.
blue: This is just impossible, you know!
producer: I'm sleepy as well, so there's no way helping it.
blue&white: It's none of our business!
blue: I don't care about that!
text: Storm (Arashi) blows towards those which can laugh
Narrator: If you don't work that much, you won't be able to get out of the current recession.
text:
a clan from Johnny's, celebrating their 10th year
Arashi
[So Arashi appeared from the revolving door, but Ohno got stuck xD]
Sho: From Arashi, this year is our tenth year! I'm Sakurai Sho!
Jun: Same clan. I'm Matsumoto Jun!
Nino: Same clan. I'm Ninomiya Kazunari!
Aiba: Same clan. I'm Aiba Masaki!
Everyone: We're at your service!
text: excitement over the new year's big guest
Everyone: Arashi! Arashi! Arashi!
red: Dance! Dance! Dance!
text: It's an auspicious occasion so we request one song
white: A.RA.SHI's one. Because it's cool.
You are my soul soul~
text:
Debut song 10 years ago
A.RA.SHI
[Then they danced to A・RA・SHI, and Okamura-san replaces Ohno's position xDDDD]
text:
The auspicious first gathering of all members in MechaIke since debut
Nino: We did it!
white: It's settled!
Jun: Amazing!
white: Of course each of them has own charm.
Others: Of course!
white: But as expected, when all of them gathered...
mechaike member: It's totally different!
Nino: It's great that all members were able to gather.
white: This is truly awesome!
blue: It's extremely awesome! I felt the power!
Nino: Let's start already! Let's start without delay!
text: to the game without delay
mechaike member: You're serious huh!
aiba: today we won't lose!
blue: can you do it?!?
purple: Let's do it!
mechaike member: can you do it?
Aiba: Alright!
mechaike member: Let's start.
[And there's Ohno peeking from the side door xDDD I found this very cute ♥]
purple: Um, excuse me. You shouldn't be on the scene.
text: Staff shouldn't appear on the scene, you know?
white: Hey Staff! Staff!
purple: You shouldn't appear. You can't, you can't.
white: Close it.
mechaike member: You can't come in. You can't come in.
white: Hey Staff!
purple: Close it! Close it!
white: Excuse me, I'd like to confirm. Who are you?
Yabe: Who are you?
Ohno: Arashi.
text: Eh?
Everyone: Eh?
Yabe: Huh? He wore it indeed. [the belt with "Arashi" written on it]
Nino: It's true!
mechaike member: He's Arashi?
mechaike member: Indeed...
Yabe: Then, why didn't you come out earlier?
Ohno: I got caught between the rotating door...
(text: the accident 2 minutes ago)
mechaike member: So he's Arashi?
purple: Member, what's with this...
Sho: [(-> the person who was beside Leader at the door xD)] Well, we also felt that one person was missing.
Aiba: [(-> the person who was suppose to be beside Leader at the dancing xD)] But when we danced, it was nicely done by 5 people. [---because it was replaced by Okamura-san xD]
Nino: It was indeed.
Aiba: It was done properly.
Nino: I thought it was with 5 members.
Ohno: There's no way you just approve that easily.
(text: Certainly)
Nino: Forgive us. It should've been 5 members in Arashi. We're Arashi with 5 members, please forgive us. Once again, we ask for your favor.
MechaIke members: We ask for your favor!
[Then the MechaIke members reviewed the Arashi members works one by one.
Jun - Hana Yori Dango
Nino - Hollywood
Sho - News Zero caster and Beijing Olympics
Aiba - Tensai! Shimura Doubutsuen
Ohno - ..............]
red: It's suppose to be that way. But you see, in 2008 Arashi were really awesome right!
purple: Awesome indeed!
red: First is MatsuJun. Hanadan, right?
text:
Master Matsumoto and Master Ninomiya
act outstandingly in dramas and movies
purple: He acted there.
red: Hana Yori Dango was amazing.
mechaike member: Amazing. It was a social phenomena.
mechaike member: Social phenomena
red: And next is Ninomiya-kun.
mechaike member: That's right! Hollywood.
red: Hollywood.
Nino: Not at all, not at all...
red: And then Sakurai-kun...
mechaike member: Caster!
red: Right! He's a caster, you see. NEWS ZERO!
text: Master Sakurai, who is a caster in "NEWS ZERO"
Sho: Thank you.
white: You went to Peking as well, didn't you?
Sho: Yes, thank you very much.
red: I am also a caster for the morning show, Sukkiri. Right?
mechaike member: Yes.
red: And he's in NEWS ZERO. Both of us are in NTV, one at the morning and one at the evening.
text: NTV casters mate?
red: It feels like it's being supported by the two of us, right?
white: Will you get away from him? Will you take your arm off him?
purple: So noisy.
text: Otaru High graduate ≠ Keio Uni graduate
white: Totally different. The environment where you grew up was really different.
purple: Where was it again? A village riverside?
Nino: Seriously?
red: I accidentally got picked near the river, you see.
Jun: Seriously?
Nino: Seriously?
white: Next, Aiba-kun.
Aiba: Yes.
text: Master Aiba, who's very necessary for "Shimura Doubutsuen" (NTV)
white: In a variety show.
Aiba: I got the honor to appear with Shimura-san.
MechaIke members: Indeed...
white: Ah, Leader as well, right?
Ohno: Yes.
text: Master Ohno's masterpieces are?
white: Leader as well, he appeared in various TV show...
Okamura: It's that one, that one!
mechaike member: That's right! That's right!
Okamura: You're appearing in that Shoujiki Shindoi right!
mechaike members: Yes. He does. He does.
Ohno: That's not me
text: Mistaken. Dohmoto Tsuyoshi
white: Ohno no Shoujiki Shindoi (note: the TV show's name is "Dohmoto Tsuyoshi no Shoujiki Shindoi". "Shoujiki Shindoi" means "honestly-said it's tough")
purple: Seems tough.
red: It's not Shindoi.
Takeda: Was it Code Blue?
Ohno: That's Yamashita-kun.
(text: Mistaken. Yamashita Tomohisa)
[Nino and Sho: *snickers* xD]
green: Eh? Is he the one who wore backpack, in running outfit, with half-length pants...
purple: The one with the onigiri?
yellow: The one with the onigiri!
red: The one who said something like "it was tasty~"
green: The second one!
purple: The one who said "blooming at the field~"
green: What's blooming at the field?
Ohno: Nothing blooming at the field!!
text: Mistaken. Hadaka no Taishou
[note:
Hadaka no Taishou is a humanity drama in Fuji TV. The title of the theme song is "Like a flower blooming at the field"
http://wwwz.fujitv.co.jp/taisho2/index.html]
white: Forgive us. We're really really sorry.
text:
We're at your service
Multicolored ninja special
song:
Everyone together shu shu shu shu shu!
Multicolored ninja~
[The game corner that they were going to play is called multicolored ninja.
Basically, the question is in the form of "color" and "type", and the next person in the circle has to answer the thing / person that has that color and type. And if that next person answers correctly, he also has to give the next question. These answering and giving questions has to be done according to the rhythm (shu shu shu shu shu! xD).
There's punishment waiting to those who can't answer correctly, who can't give question to the next one, or not following the rhythm (late).
They can use the same questions and answers no matter how many times. There seems to be a standard safe answer to some standard questions, so it's almost sure that every questions will have answers. For example, if the Q is red vegetable, the A will be tomato. However there is some Q that don't have standard answer, which is "blue feeling". We'll have that one come out too.
I added some wikipedia links or picture links to the uncommon terms.]
text:
Volume 24
VS Arashi New Year multicolored game
red: 2009. The first masters are everyone in Arashi. Is it alright even if your faces got powdered at the beginning of new year?
Everyone: It's alright!
red: Ohno-kun!
Ohno: Yes!
red: Are you alright with the game rules?
Ohno: It's alright!
someone in mechaike: He's already putting a losing expression huh~ He'll be the first one to lose.
red: He's the most worrying one.
text: Master Ohno has been predicted to become the lone loser
white: Worrying indeed...
red: Because he's Leader after all.
someone in mechaike: That's right huh. He has to be firm.
Sho: Actually we're also worried about ourselves.
red: You're worried?
Aiba: Have you grasped the rules?
Ohno: Yes. The rules are fine.
Nino: Surely we already understand the point of the game, right.
Aiba: You're alright with that, right?
Ohno: It's just that I need to think for this rotation game.
someone in mechaike: The rotation makes you think, yes.
white: You're nervous already huh.
someone in mechaike: Relax, relax...
white: That's not good.
red: Well then, the first round of 2009!
Everyone: Alright~!
red: Ready, go!
[Round 1]
Shu shu shu shu shu!
Katou: Q - red landscape
Hamaguchi: A - the first sunrise in the new year | Q - green decoration
Jun: A - new year's pine decoration (text: wonderful) | Q - white decoration
Yabe: A - mirror rice cake | Q - red fish
Aiba: A - sea bream | Q - yellow fruit
Arino: A - mandarin orange | Q - gold osechi (note: osechi = Japanese new year food)
Nino: A - herring roe | Q - black osechi
Okamura: A - black soybean | Q - yellow osechi
Ohno: A - kurikinton/sweet chestnuts (text: wonderful) | Q - white osechi
Takeda: A - namasu | Q - red osechi
Sho: A - spiny lobster | Q - black osechi
Katou: A - konbujime | Q - black osechi
Hamaguchi: A - konbujime | Q - black osechi
Jun: A - konbujime | Q - green decoration
Yabe: A - new year's pine decoration (text: wonderful) | Q - red building
Aiba: A - post (?) | Q - red building
[Aiba answered "post" with such confidence... xD]
Aiba: Post!
Mechaike members: Shu shu shu shu shu shu!!! [somehow they will "shu shu shu" in fast pace when someone make mistakes... xD]
someone in mechaike: Post?
text: red building -< Tokyo Tower O
red: Post?
white: And he was continuing casually!
red: He did! He did!
green: Surely you can't continue with that!
white: Aiba-san... it's building.
Aiba: If we go to Roppongi Hills now, there is this super huge post... Do you know that?
text:
Is this what you mean?
Roppongi Hills
white: Ehhh?
Aiba: Currently. Do you know about that? Currently, you see. I'm not lying, I swear.
Nino: That is poster, right?
Aiba: It's not poster! It's post.
Sho: It's poster.
Nino: That's poster.
Everyone: That's poster.
Nino: It's very huge indeed, but that's poster.
Aiba: That's poster?? ...
Mechaike members: Yayyyyy~
Aiba: Aaaah~ I don't want this~
Narrator: And, at that point...
[A.RA.SHI music started]
red: What is this?
text: Arashi powdery concert?
text: Punishment / Master Aiba (first time)
Announcer: The keyword is "ki" from "kiiroi" (yellow). The gliding live starts in front the fans!
text: Arashi fans are cheering on the tug-of-war.
Announcer: Surely they don't want their beloved Arashi to be powdery but...
text:
Aiba Masaki [idol]
He's someone who's always cheerful, Arashi's member who does his best.
However, he's the first Johnny's who got floury at the tug-of-war.
Jun: It seems like we're completely the home team huh?
text: the atmosphere looks like Arashi variety show
nino: Eventhough we're the guests...
red: That's right huh. I was shocked.
white: But Aiba-kun, got thrown in front of fans, it must be extremely embarrassing huh?
Aiba: It's extremely embarrassing indeed!
white: Shameful huh?
Aiba: Yes!
Nino: Was it painful?
Aiba: It's not painful at all! Was I, however--- It's not "was I, however". It's "But, however..." (note: "ka" is sort of a particle indicating question sentence. "ga" means "but". At first Aiba mistakenly said "ka" instead of "ga".)
Announcer: From this point onwards, MechaIke Special is brought to you by Daihatsu, and the sponsors that are currently displayed.
[there's lots of babblings behind the announcer's voice, but I only catched a bit]
Aiba: He really put a lot of strength when pulling!
white: Surely your face must be painful.
blue: It must be painful over there just now.
white: If you lose, you'll become like this!
Aiba: It'll be alright! I'll be alright on the next one! Please let me do it one more time!
blue: No MechaIke fans coming huh.
someone in mechaike: Not at all!
blue: Let's search amongst the uchiwas. Whose uchiwas do they hold...
someone in mechaike: uchiwa... There's none huh...
text: Not found
red: They don't come huh.
white: I'll be surprised if there's my uchiwa there.
blue: It'll be good if even just one person hold out our uchiwa.
text: Training 2
someone in mechaike: There was none huh.
red: Completely none.
someone in mechaike: There was none.
red: All were Arashi's.
Aiba: Well, what's done is done, but is it alright if we set for Tokyo Tower as the red building?
Everyone: It's alright!
Aiba: OK, I'm going to start~
text: Why Master Aiba's tension goes up this much?
red: You're so cheerful huh.
Aiba: I'm fine, I'm fine!
white: Aiba-kun is fine but...
Aiba: I came to enjoy this a lot. Ready, go!
Shu shu shu shu shu!
Aiba: Q - red building
Arino: A - Tokyo Tower | Q - red building
Nino: A - Tokyo Tower | Q - red building
Okamura: A - Tokyo Tower | Q - red building
Ohno: A - Tokyo Tower | Q - red building
Takeda: A - Tokyo Tower | Q - red building
text: Who will be the traitor and when will it happen?
Sho: A - Tokyo Tower | Q - red building
Katou: A - Tokyo Tower | Q - red building
Hamaguchi: A - Tokyo Tower | Q - red car
[---- here's the traitor xD Poor Jun]
Jun: Benz! It's wrong huh.
Everyone: Yayyyy~
Announcer: Master Matsujun encountered betrayal. At last Doumyouji goes to the wheat flour hell.
text: Punishment / Master Matsujun (first time)
fans: Do your best~
[Jun: *thrown*]
text:
Matsumoto Jun [idol]
He's the prince of Arashi who is admired by the girls all over the country.
However, he got floury because of red car = benz
white: Huh? Is that Matsujun? Is that Matsujun?
[Jun: *cough cough*]
someone in mechaike: It's Ashita no Joe! (note: a manga about boxing. the main character is Joe Yabuki.)
someone in mechaike: That's right!
text: Joe who turn into ashes?
white: It was serious huh. He has become completely white.
yellow: It was serious. He looks cool.
white: You are Matsujun, aren't you?
[Jun: *cough cough*]
Katou: It can't be helped though. Answering "BENZ!"
text: Master Matsumoto who was being like an idiot
Jun: But there's red benz, right?
white: There are black ones too.
Yellow: There are black ones, and white ones as well.
Jun: Then, what car that doesn't have any other color than red?
Everyone in unison: Firefighting truck.
[Jun: *soundless* Aaah~]
[fans: *laughs*]
text:
red car -< firefighting truck
is amongst the standard answer for the standard theme
blue: That is very basic.
white: Yeah~
Jun: Then, let's continue without delay!
red: Show yourself to the fans.
blue: Show yourself to the fans.
[fans: kyaaa~]
blue: It's been 2 people from Arashi huh...
text: 3 people remaining.
Nino: This doesn't look good huh.
Aiba: This doesn't look good huh.
red: Only three people remains, you know.
Sho: So that more of us will not stand there, we will do o-o-our b-b-b.... do our best.
Nino: We'll do our best! We'll do our best!
red: You're nervous!
fans: Cute~
red: Why is it cute that he slipped on words?
text: Akabei who got irritated (note: the red ninja)
red: Why is it cute, right?
fans: Do your best~
mechaike member: It doesn't matter if they say "do your best".
text: training 3
Jun: But we're in a disadvantage at this game, you see. Also, I have a proposal. We have a TV show called VS Arashi.
white: Oh, yes yes yes.
text:
January 10th (Sat) 7PM~
"VS Arashi strongest champion competition"
Jun: Next week at this same hour we will have a special episode. So, if MechaIke member lost next, would you appear there?
blue: NO WAY!
Nino: Just one time, just one time.
someone in mechaike: Let's hear what is it about.
someone in mechaike: What's about it?
Jun: There are various games.
blue: Games?
Nino: It's full of fun attractions.
red: Oh it's a game show huh.
white: Really?
Jun: It'll be a competition between the entertainer team, athlete team, and us.
Nino: It's been decided like that.
blue: Ah, is that so?
Nino: Yes.
blue: Hee...
Jun: So will you come?
blue: No I won't.
Everyone: Why??
white: He rejected it so straightforwardly.
Nino: It was a tension that indicated you will come.
Jun: Just now, I thought it was going to the course that you'll come...
blue: I was thinking I'll rest at new year...
Nino: Don't take it that seriously. It's the case if you lost.
text:
It's a promise that if any MechaIke member got lost,
all members will appear in "VS Arashi"
Aiba: That's right.
red: Then we just have to play so that we won't lose.
white: That's how it is!
Jun: Then, let's begin!
Everyone: OK!
red: Earlier, Ohno-kun didn't follow up at all to the VS Arashi promotion huh.
blue: You're the Leader, right?!
Ohno: That's right! It's like a huge game center.
blue: I see. Why did you just say it now?
text: the slow Master Ohno
Nino: Let's do the game.
blue: Let's do the game.
Everyone: Let's do it, let's do it.
Jun: Ready, go!
Shu shu shu shu shu!
Jun: Q - red car
Yabe: A - firefighting truck | Q - red famous person (note: red = aka)
Aiba: A - Akai Hidekazu (text: wonderful) | Q - red famous person
Arino: A - Akagi Harue | Q - brown famous person (note: brown = cha)
Nino: bro-- brown famous person??? ........................ Katou Cha!
text: Master Ninomiya was late.
purple: I think it was late...
blue: I think it was late, how will it be?
white: Somehow--
[signal of punishment game]
MechaIke members: Yayyyy~
Announcer: Master Ninomiya who somehow wringed out from the time limitation have to hold on his shame in front of the fans.
text: Punishment / Master Ninomiya (first time)
fans: Do your best~
Everyone: Go for it! Go for it!
fans + everyone: Nino! Nino! Nino!
mechaike members: Nino! Nino!
text:
Ninomiya Kazunari [idol]
He's known in Arashi for his acting and even recognized worldwide.
However, he was slow with "Katou Cha" so he got floury.
Nino: It should have been okay "Katou Cha" right...
white: His voice was too small!
green: That's right. What did you say just now?
white: "It should have been okay Katou Cha right..."
text:
brown famous person -< Katou Cha was a wonderful answer,
but if the answer doesn't follow the rhythm it's X
Nino: This is the worst.
red: What's the worst?
blue: What's the worst?
green: Tell us.
red: What's the worst?
Nino: That's why... Well... I'm considering to quit MechaIke already.
text: tension-down Ninomiya-Sensei
blue: What's wrong?
white: But it's not a failure that you should be ashamed for. Because that one has came out previously.
blue: That's right.
Nino: Eh, then... is it at higher rank than "Benz"?
MechaIke members: It's higher. It's higher.
Jun: Oi! Oi!
red: The "Benz" was extremely low.
Okamura: The "Benz" is the lowest one.
text:
Current lowest position
red car -> Benz X
red: That was the worst.
Nino: Then forgive me. I'm sorry, let's do the game.
blue: Because he (Nino) actually said the correct answer.
purple: He wasn't wrong.
white: That's right, that's right.
Jun: Well, fine. No problem. It's fine if Benz is at the bottom.
blue: [*while mimicking Jun pointing down*] At the bottom.
fans: Cool~
text: Master Matsumoto who accidentally being cool.
Nino: Let's do the game. Let's do it.
text: Training 4
red: Let's go to the next round.
Nino: We'll move on to the next one. We'll move on to the next one.
white: Okay, let's go to the next one.
Nino: But you see, I want you to come to VS Arashi.
text:
It's a promise that if any MechaIke member got lost,
all members will appear in "VS Arashi"
blue: But we're not losing.
red: That's right.
Aiba: If you could, we want everyone to come, right?
red: Even if we lose here, if we go there we might completely defeated right.
blue: That's right. There's a probability that will happen.
Nino: If you appear there, we'll be the home team.
Ohno: That's right.
text: Is it okay if it's just Midorikichi? (note: the green ninja)
white: Midorikichi, what do you think?
blue: As MechaIke representative...
green: I'll go.
blue: Because you like games!
Nino: It's alright if Arino-san doesn't come.
[green: *making the "it's alright" movement xD]
Nino: Then let's start!
text: Eventually Arashi will begin the counterattack!!
Nino: Let's start!
red: Let's do it!
Nino: Ready, go!
Shu shu shu shu shu!
Nino: Q - brown famous person (note: brown = cha)
Okamura: A - Katou Cha | Q - blue famous person (note: blue = ao)
Ohno: A - Aoyama Thelma (text: wonderful) | Q - blue famous person
Takeda: A - Aoki Sayaka | Q - blue famous person
Sho: A - Aota Noriko | Q - gold famous person
Katou: Gold famous person? Gold--- Golden Bat (?)
(note: If I'm not mistaken, Golden Bat is probably a cigarette brand)
Arashi: Yayyyyy~
text: Gold famous person -< Kaneko Ken / Koganezawa Shouji O
(note: gold = "kane" or "kin")
Announcer: The fellow caster, Master Sakurai. Through the betrayal he successfully made Akabei sinking!
Katou (to Sho): Why are you putting "gold famous person" question!?!?
text: punishment / Akabei (fifth time)
[Then he got throwed to the flour, but this time, everyone was quiet xDDD]
text: Shi~n
[---- sound effect of silence xD]
blue: What's with this... They are completely unamused.
text: Completely unamused Arashi-fans
white: They are completely unamused.
someone in mechaike: There are audience here, aren't there?
blue: They are not background, aren't they?
white: No no no, they are real.
Nino: They truly present here.
Jun: He doesn't look like Katou-san huh.
a fan: Clean those flour! (note: from his clothes/face)
red: What? Clean the flour?
text:
a fan who tells Akabei to clean the flour quickly
and wants to watch Arashi's tug-and-war
red: This is our show, right!
Nino: She's supporting you.
red: She doesn't support me, she told me to clean these flour!
Arashi + MechaIke: Clean it! Clean it!
fans: Clean it! Clean it! Clean it!
[He got pissed and threw the flour to the Arashi fans xD]
Nino: Katou-san!!
[And the Arashi fans blew it back using uchiwas.
And Katou-san fell down by the adverse wind. hahaha]
text: ?
someone in mechaike: What the heck are you doing? This is the worst, you're absolutely very uncool.
Katou: Oi~!!! I'm 40-years-old aged man, you know!!!
text: Cannot be helped. 40-years-old age.
blue: What's with you suddenly throwing flour and then falling down?
someone in mechaike: I want to see that one more time.
green: He's 40 years old after all, you see.
[And he did it again, and he fell again xD]
text: Cannot be helped. 40-years-old age. [-- the text is bigger this time xD]
someone in mechaike: You idiot!
red: It can't be helped.
someone in mechaike: You idiot!
text: Training 5
white: What's with you?!?
blue: It's different from the way 2 or 3-years-old kids playing around.
text:
January 10th (Sat) 7PM~
Because he lost, they will appear at "VS Arashi"
red: Then from now on, the tension will go higher and higher! Everyone! It's alright, isn't it!!
Everyone: It's alright!
red: Unexpectedly, Sakurai-kun does bear intention to be a traitor, so be careful~!!!
purple (overlap): I see.
[poor Sho-kun... He contributed to MechaIke's appearance at VS Arashi, but he'll soon got powdered because of that too... xD]
red: Well then, start!
Everyone: It's alright!
text: The next game will aim at Master Sakurai?
Yellow: What's that? It should be "shu shu" right!
Nino: It should be "shu shu" right!
yellow: I think we were mistaken.
white: I feel that we were mistaken.
red: Is it alright~??
white: He's crumbling down after all.
red: Let's go!
Everyone: Yeah~
red: I'll begin. Ready, go!
Shu shu shu shu shu...
Katou: Q - gold famous person
Hamaguchi: A - Kaneko Ken | Q - gold osechi
Jun: A - herring roe | Q - gold temple
Yabe: A - Golden Pavilion Temple | Q - silver temple
Aiba: A - Silver Pavilion Temple | Q - silver sushi
Arino: A - mackerel | Q - brown sushi
Nino: A - conger eel | Q - green sushi
Okamura: A - cucumber sushi | Q - white sushi
Ohno: A - cuttlefish | Q - red sushi
Takeda: A - toro (high class tuna meat) | Q - blue feeling
Sho: A - when the alarm clock ran out of battery and stop | Q - blue feeling
Katou: A - when some kid cut my t-shirt roughly using scissors | Q - blue feeling
Hamaguchi: A - when got treated by hair tonic | Q - blue feeling
Jun: A - the moment when I accidentally see woman's breast, eventhough I didn't want to see it but it just happened to got opened at that moment | Q - blue feeling
Yabe: A - Ohno-kun's trembling mouth when he got remarked | Q - blue feeling
Aiba: A - when I step on shit | Q - blue feeling
Arino: A - the silence of this studio when I said I wanted to go to VS Arashi | Q - blue feeling
Nino: A - umm... when I was told that my humped shoulders are gross | Q - blue feeling
Okamura: A - when I only got this tiny pillow at a TV show shooting | Q - blue feeling
Ohno: A - when I cut a nail to the quick | Q - blue feeling
Takeda: A - when my sweater got shrinked at the laundry | Q - purple scenery
Sho: Sweet pea, it's not that huh?
text: Sweet pea?
Katou: Sweet pea?
Sho: Lavender..... field! .... Shu shu---
red: He said the answer but...
blue: He said the answer but...
red: TIME OVER~!!
MechaIke members: YAYYYY~
[OMG Katou-san is so evil. He's so happy Sho's late xD]
text: Punishment / Master Sakurai (first time)
Announcer: At last, the last one from Arashi, Master Sakurai got defeated.
text:
Sakurai Sho [idol]
Graduated from Keio university, he's the intelligent one in Arashi.
However, he's the first newscaster being floury.
Nino: The answer came out though, didn't it.
blue: He said it indeed.
red: He said it indeed.
white: It was close.
Aiba: What did you answer at first?
Nino: At first.
Sho: I have no idea why I said sweet pea at first... I was sort of got the idea of flower field but...
white: This is a complete victory for us.
Nino: Complete victory for you huh. We were completely no good.
text: Everyone has got powdered, so it's complete defeat
[Haha, this is just the beginning of another Leader bullying xD]
Sho: We're not winning at all, you see...
red: Well, we just do it as we usually do.
white: After all, that difference exist indeed.
Nino: After all, it's bitter that everyone got powdered.
Everyone: That's right huh.
Nino: Because everyone lost.
green: It's complete defeat. It's complete defeat for Arashi.
blue: Completely defeated.
Nino: Completely defeated huh.
green: Completely defeated.
blue: This rarely happens, right.
Ohno: Um... I'm safe, though...
text: Eh?
Jun: You haven't fallen there?
Ohno: I didn't.
Nino: Huh? That was the last one.
Jun: Eh? That was the last one right?
blue: The director said earlier that it was the last battle.
text: So this will end without Ohno-Sensei being beaten?
red: He said that indeed.
Fans: Ehhhhhhhh???
Jun: Then, what shall we do?
red: Shall he do it? Isn't it good if he just take the rope here and fall?
text: Shall it settled by tug-of-war only?
Ohno: But I don't want to do that.
white: You don't want?
Nino: Why?
Ohno: You see, I haven't lost.
Aiba: But it's been stated that we're defeated.
Nino: It's been stated.
purple: Completely defeated.
text: Added bonus / Master Ohno (first time)
Announcer: He who still hasn't shown any agreement to the current battle decision...
text:
For the player who ran away from tug-of-war,
there's further severe punishment.
text: the biggest crisis in Arashi's 10th year
Announcer: What will happen to Master Ohno?
Announcer: To Master Ohno who ran away from the tug-of-war, the agitated Shogun-sama will...
red: He's serious!!
Nino: Dangerous! Dangerous!
text:
Ohno Satoshi [idol]
He's the leader of the superidols Arashi.
However, from the beginning to the end, he's being left bullied.
Aiba: It's because you disagreed.
Nino: It's because you disagreed.
red: It would be better if you do it normally. You would have fallen the normal way.
Nino: His eyes become very small!
Jun: What's wrong?
Aiba: Are you alright?
Sho: This... His face kind has the new year aura to it! (note: completely white)
white (to the fans): How about using your uchiwa to blow the flour off him.
Aiba: Ah, that's right!
text: It can't be Akabei's pattern?
[And it became Katou-san's pattern of throwing flour and falling xD]
(sometime right before Ohno fell) someone in Mecha ike: Be careful!!
text: the most popular in today's show
blue: He did it huh...
red: That thing... We'll give it to Ohno-kun.
blue: What a waste! You should do this at your live or such!
text: a special corner in this year's concert?
blue: Everyone use their uchiwas like this. And you'll fall.
red: No doubt about it, right?
blue: No doubt about it. I'm looking forward to your concert!
Ohno: SHUT UP!
text: Ohno-Sensei who suddenly got angry
purple: Hey! You're not angry, aren't you?!
blue: Why are you angry?
yellow: Why are you angry?
blue: Why are you angry?
Ohno: Surely I'll get angry too, you idiots!!
text:
In this Saturday's VS Arashi,
IT'S ALRIGHT!!
white: He's extremely angry.
red: Hold a second~