Whole family is here. To watch the Christmas Special. Because we are a Nice Normal Family.
I may be wearing a santa hat with Yoda ears.
Is he climbing using an evergreen branch? Tell me that's an evergreen branch.
"I got dressed in a hurry." Oh DOCTOR.
Oh no. The war. This won't end well. Not that we expected him to live with THAT episode name.
Uncle Digby. Wow, show, could you get more Narnia-y? (Yeah, yeah, I know it's Diggory)
Umm, Madge, honey? You do realize that at some point you are going to have to tell them their father is dead, yes?
"Get off this planet" is one of his most used names. :p
I want a lemonade tap.
That is totally the bedroomm the Doctor would make for a child. The MAGNA CARTA? Beds. Minor detail.
Clearly the way he dresses justifies rewiring a wardrobe.
And now the precocious child goes to explore Narnia. Okay, or realizes that is REALLY WEIRD.
And how often did you use the old bear and duvet, Doctor?
"What do they teach you in schools these days". They are referencing the hell out of Narnia and I LOVE IT.
Naturally occurring Christmas trees. Of course.
The trees talk. Because it is Narnia.
Yes, Doctor. There are DEFINITELY sentences you should just keep away from. LIKE THAT ONE.
"Please say we can tell the difference between wool and sidearms." ONE WOULD HOPE SO.
They... don't know what to do with a crying woman. And she pulled a gun. Ooh I LIKE her!
Yeah, Doctor, aliens made of wood are always going to happen.
Yes. Something like this was bound to happen. THIS.
"Hold tight and pretend it's a plan." We have just summed up every episode of Doctor Who ever.
... sorry kids. Not a good time to find that out.
Oh man, they picked up the plane didn't they? OH THEY PICKED UP THE PLANE!
HUMANY WUMANY? Really, Eleven?
STAY FOR CHRISTMAS BASTARD. Or go see your inlaws. BECAUSE MUM SAYS SO.
"Oh, it's just the caretaker returning to the time vortex."
OMG AMY I LOVE YOU. Water pistoling him. This seems like a perfectly reasonable reaction.
They painted the door TARDIS blue.