Am I ready for this? I don't know.
Okay. Balloons... pterodactyls. WHY ARE THERE PTERODACTYLS?
Okay, never mind the pterodactyls THIS JUST RAISES FURTHER WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?
Aaand random Dalek.
This is an intesnse game of chess.
And that is a disturbing death right there.
Apparently Moffat is moving away from Jesus!Doctor and is going for a John the Baptist look instead.
Why Utah. The eternal question.
LMAO! All Jack's stag parties! You couldn't HANDLE IT.
*flail* BRIGADIER. How lovely to include that though.
Well that was... different. Gotta love when the rules of time travel are completely inconsisten on the show.
"A record? Good Lord man, haven't you ever heard of DOWNLOADS?" "Said Winston Churchill."
"POnd. Amelia Pond." I see what u did thar, show! And I approve.
WTF SHE JUST SHOT HIM. IN THE HEAD.
Doctor you are not the office type.
Hi Rory! You know... I think I prefer him as a Centurion.
"Thank you Captain Williams" "What's his first name" "Captain."
Oh DOCTOR. You are a TERRIBLE matchmaker. "She said that you were a Mr Hottie." REALLY?
It IS hard to find good psychopaths these days.
Doctor, she always has hadcuffs because she knows you're INTO THAT. Obviously.
Well this is an awful lot to resolve in twenty minutes...
Oh don't you know throwing your lot in with the evil aliens never ends well?
Oh Rory. Just standing there while it happens.
Who dies and dies again. RORY YOU NEED TO STOP DYING
GO AMY GO!
"I'm not sure I completely understand." "We got married and have a kid and that's her." "Okay." Oh Rory. Just accepting.
Naaaaaaaaaame.
Really Doctor? You did this to lay a spousal guilt trip?
Okay, so now he's back to dead. We still have to FIX THAT. Without breaking the universe. In eight minutes. Come on show. You have never ended a season on a cliffhanger before. DON'T YOU DARE START NOW.
Aww, River finally came and visited her old mum.
Amy's realizati that she's the Doctor's mother-in-law. PRICELESS.
OH SHOW! THE PERSON SHIP! Didn't see that coming. STEVE MOFFAT I CAN'T DECIDE IF I LOVE OR HATE YOU1
That's the question. Doctor Who? OH SHOW. OH SHOW OH SHOW OH SHOW.
What do you mean I have to wait a year now? WANT MORE SHOW NOW IT ONLY JUST CAME BACK!