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Meme from djcati. Meme of MADNESS.
Go to your icons page in Livejournal and look at the first two icons (the one on the right and the one on the left). Pair up the characters in the two icons. Go to the next two and do the same until you have a list of ships. Then...well, write 'em.
I'm not writing them, but I will comment on them. :p Because this may not have been a good idea given MY icons. :p
Shin/Baby Ewok
Yeah, this is the first of many NOBADWRONG ships. :p
Dream/Duo
I think Duo would drive Dream nuts :p
Takeru/Hikari/Stick Figure
Kinky :p
Death/Pimp Sasame
She likes prefers her men with spines :p
Shin/Duo/Hilde
Remember what I said about NOBADWRONG?
Destiny/Death/Dream/Destruction/Desire/Despair/Delirium/Knight Who Says Ni
Actually, it's the Knight Who Makes Others Say WTF. Which... WTF.
Kei/Kei/Carrot/Angua
So this would be... Kei masturbating while reading Carrot/Angua smut?
Delirium/Tasuki
I'm sure he'd try :p
Wufei/Frey
Somehow... I doubt it. :p
Tohma/Shin
Even Tohma isn't THAT creepy.
Luke/Leia/Vader/Cher/Hubb
Erm... kids?
chibi!Death/chibi!Dream/Hajime
Just... no.
Hajime/Shin/Kei
I don't know where to BEGIN explaining how NOBADWRONG this is.
Hayate/Himeno/Mannen
I know manga!Mannen (who is on the icon) has a crush on Himeno, but STILL
Yayoi/Desire
YESGOODRIGHT!
Han/Leia/Elphaba/Glinda
Yeah...
Neville/Luna/Legolas-kitty
Nothing good can come of having cat icons in this meme
Kira/Odo/Dream/Nada/Nadia/Weiss/Cher/Hubb/Angel/Collins
It's a whole orgy of TESS DOOM!
Mikage/Dies Horribly
He would probably die horribly in the end. :p
Kei/Unnamed Girl/Logdriver
I guess Kei looks enough like a girl that the logdriver's waltz can please him completely too.
Logdriver/Sasame
So... umm...
Mark/Vader/Himeno
Mark'll take what he can get. Himeno would probably want words with Vader though. :p
Mark/Angel/Collins
I'm sure it's out there. :p
Delirium/Barnabas/Mischief-kitten
No. Just... no. :p
Death/Shin
While I'm sure she gave him a hug, that was all. :p
Zoe/Wash
YES GOOD RIGHT! (This came up with a Wash icon and a Zoe/Wash icon :p)
Mamoru/Usagi/River/Delirium
How many kinds of Special Hell is MAMORU going to?
Destruction/Dictator
It's all very symbolic, really. :p
Simon/River
No. Just... no. It's out there but... no. :p
Goh/Zoe/Wash
That's... different.
Wes-kitty/Aphra
I don't think Aphra's into bestiality. :p
Mannen/Dream/Death
My icons give CREEPY ships. :p
Neil Gaiman/Shin
That's a whole world of wrong. There is a reason I am not WRITING these things. :p
Rahul the Near Sighted Winkie/Thesis
Wait, that happened. :p
Death/Death
Is like my OTP. :p
Kaylee/Other Boot
Does she keep her vibrator in a spare boot? :p
Lack of Mullets and Astronaughts/Molly
Umm... sure?
Neville/River/Delirium
If Neville weren't there, that would be the one River ship I'm okay with. :p
Dream/Delirium
Dream's love life is messed up enough as it IS. :p
Dream/Death/Delirium
AND THIS DOESN'T MAKE IT BETTER.
Logdriver/Girl/Preacher/Dumbledore
I... have no words.
Four/Ten
HELL YEAH! :p
Ned/Chuck/Sarah Jane
WHile I'm sure Sarah Jane would investigate The Piehole, I don't see her hooking up with Ned and Chuck. :p
Death/Death/Ianto
I'm sure Ianto would have some interesting comments on this.
Alan/Maria/Sarah Jane/Luke/Aziraphale/Crowley
End on a nice disturbing note.
In conclusion... this was probably not the best idea ever. :p
Go to your icons page in Livejournal and look at the first two icons (the one on the right and the one on the left). Pair up the characters in the two icons. Go to the next two and do the same until you have a list of ships. Then...well, write 'em.
I'm not writing them, but I will comment on them. :p Because this may not have been a good idea given MY icons. :p
Shin/Baby Ewok
Yeah, this is the first of many NOBADWRONG ships. :p
Dream/Duo
I think Duo would drive Dream nuts :p
Takeru/Hikari/Stick Figure
Kinky :p
Death/Pimp Sasame
She likes prefers her men with spines :p
Shin/Duo/Hilde
Remember what I said about NOBADWRONG?
Destiny/Death/Dream/Destruction/Desire/Despair/Delirium/Knight Who Says Ni
Actually, it's the Knight Who Makes Others Say WTF. Which... WTF.
Kei/Kei/Carrot/Angua
So this would be... Kei masturbating while reading Carrot/Angua smut?
Delirium/Tasuki
I'm sure he'd try :p
Wufei/Frey
Somehow... I doubt it. :p
Tohma/Shin
Even Tohma isn't THAT creepy.
Luke/Leia/Vader/Cher/Hubb
Erm... kids?
chibi!Death/chibi!Dream/Hajime
Just... no.
Hajime/Shin/Kei
I don't know where to BEGIN explaining how NOBADWRONG this is.
Hayate/Himeno/Mannen
I know manga!Mannen (who is on the icon) has a crush on Himeno, but STILL
Yayoi/Desire
YESGOODRIGHT!
Han/Leia/Elphaba/Glinda
Yeah...
Neville/Luna/Legolas-kitty
Nothing good can come of having cat icons in this meme
Kira/Odo/Dream/Nada/Nadia/Weiss/Cher/Hubb/Angel/Collins
It's a whole orgy of TESS DOOM!
Mikage/Dies Horribly
He would probably die horribly in the end. :p
Kei/Unnamed Girl/Logdriver
I guess Kei looks enough like a girl that the logdriver's waltz can please him completely too.
Logdriver/Sasame
So... umm...
Mark/Vader/Himeno
Mark'll take what he can get. Himeno would probably want words with Vader though. :p
Mark/Angel/Collins
I'm sure it's out there. :p
Delirium/Barnabas/Mischief-kitten
No. Just... no. :p
Death/Shin
While I'm sure she gave him a hug, that was all. :p
Zoe/Wash
YES GOOD RIGHT! (This came up with a Wash icon and a Zoe/Wash icon :p)
Mamoru/Usagi/River/Delirium
How many kinds of Special Hell is MAMORU going to?
Destruction/Dictator
It's all very symbolic, really. :p
Simon/River
No. Just... no. It's out there but... no. :p
Goh/Zoe/Wash
That's... different.
Wes-kitty/Aphra
I don't think Aphra's into bestiality. :p
Mannen/Dream/Death
My icons give CREEPY ships. :p
Neil Gaiman/Shin
That's a whole world of wrong. There is a reason I am not WRITING these things. :p
Rahul the Near Sighted Winkie/Thesis
Wait, that happened. :p
Death/Death
Is like my OTP. :p
Kaylee/Other Boot
Does she keep her vibrator in a spare boot? :p
Lack of Mullets and Astronaughts/Molly
Umm... sure?
Neville/River/Delirium
If Neville weren't there, that would be the one River ship I'm okay with. :p
Dream/Delirium
Dream's love life is messed up enough as it IS. :p
Dream/Death/Delirium
AND THIS DOESN'T MAKE IT BETTER.
Logdriver/Girl/Preacher/Dumbledore
I... have no words.
Four/Ten
HELL YEAH! :p
Ned/Chuck/Sarah Jane
WHile I'm sure Sarah Jane would investigate The Piehole, I don't see her hooking up with Ned and Chuck. :p
Death/Death/Ianto
I'm sure Ianto would have some interesting comments on this.
Alan/Maria/Sarah Jane/Luke/Aziraphale/Crowley
End on a nice disturbing note.
In conclusion... this was probably not the best idea ever. :p