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[yubsie]

As promised to pirate_lass



Brian's balls are leaving
Say farewell to Brian's balls
Brian's balls are leaving
Say farewell to Brian's balls

They're served him well
He scored a couple goals
But now it's time they said goodbye
Althought they've been useful
And they're not worn out yet
If he wants the climax
He'll have to change the story

Brian's balls are leaving
Say farewell to Brian's balls
Brian's balls are leaving
Say farewell to Brian's balls

When he's curling
He looks sadly at the rocks
Winces when a takeout's called
Removing rocks in the house
Hits too close to home
But the missus always had the hammer

Now he sits at home
With his dog and the remote
A can of beer
And a bag of frozen peas
Reflecting on
The loss of his marbles
He'll never like the letter V

Brian's balls are leaving
Say farewell to Brian's balls
Brian's balls are leaving
Say farewell to Brian's balls

Brian's balls are leaving
Say farewell to Brian's balls
Brian's balls are leaving
Say farewell to Brian's balls

Brian's balls are leaving
Say farewell to Brian's balls
Brian's balls are leaving
Say farewell to Brian's balls

Brian's balls are leaving
Say farewell to Brian's balls
Brian's balls are leaving
Say farewell to Brian's balls

The lyrics on the boolet were incomplete, so I added in the frillion repeats of the chorus :p