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[yuberdemon]

If that stupid cow of mine doesn't stop running her mouth, this demon is going to slap it for her. Humans. Keep in mind that she might be dumb, but she's still my cow, and like all of you, I don't like anyone playing with my toys

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[onhiswaydown]

A human stands up for herself and you think she's trying to start a war? You all must be slipping. Could have sworn one or two of you used to have some shred of intelligence.

[yuberdemon]

I said that she's stupid, not starting a war. I'm also reminding that rabid demon hunter Winchester that she's my cow, not his. He likes to think she's his. If anyone is trying to rile the wrong demon, it's him.

[onhiswaydown]

Might want to be a little more specific next time, clear things up from the start.

[yuberdemon]

What is wrong with you? Did you even read what I wrote or did you just assume what you wanted? I asked how you all would feel if we demons started calling ourselves 'human hunters' like some of you humans call yourselves 'demon hunters'. I asked why are humans determined to fuck with us. I told Winchester to keep it up with me, and he'll be waking up with blades in his throat. I didn't mention a damn thing about a war or the like.

Why don't you read next time and stop accusing me right off?

[onhiswaydown]

Your girlfriend doesn't speak for all of us. Neither does Dean. And I can't really fault her for asking to be addressed by her name, all things considered. Still, what you call her isn't my business, and neither is whether or not she sticks around, but your vague threats are. You obviously don't like the generalizations and assumptions leveled at you.

[yuberdemon]

She's a stupid cow. I know that. Winchester is just as stupid. He's going to get some humans killed, and that will be his fault.

I've been here for a long time, and as long as humans don't fuck with me and mine, there hasn't been trouble. It's when you all get restless and start getting out that holey water and useless crosses that I get pissed.

[onhiswaydown]

Not if I can help it.

And like I said, we're not all Dean. Shouldn't have let him in your bar in the first place. You had to have seen that coming.

[yuberdemon]

This is the second time he's driven us to the edge. Let him have my cow then.

Lucifer let you into his, and you haven't turned on him or stolen his mate, have you? My stupidity for having a small amount of faith or trust in a human, her and him.

[onhiswaydown]

Being human isn't a curse. It's not damning or shameful. It's just what we are. Some of us are trustworthy, some of us aren't. I'm not Dean any more than you're Lucifer, and I won't be judged by his example. Or anyone else's.

[yuberdemon]

I've yet to see a loyal or faithful human. All of you are shifty and sly.

[onhiswaydown]

Funny, I could say the same for the lot of you.

[bornofthis]

I rather like this idea of a war. Humans versus demons. Those are odds I think I might like.

[onhiswaydown]

Risking your suit to warfare, Balthazar? Now that's not like you.

[bornofthis]

There are far more positions, in war, than on the front lines. That is something you should understand quite well.

[onhiswaydown]

Hiding under the bigger, badder demons' skirts isn't going to win your side any battles.

[bornofthis]

There is only one here who might be considered bigger or badder. And he is currently off fulfilling the brooding quota for everyone in one fell swoop.