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[yuberdemon]

Woman! Why am I green? What happened to my skin? What do I have a tail? What sorcery have you gone and done on me?

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[im_not_a_rookie]

...I didn't do anything!

Is Nathan around you?

[yuberdemon]

Why am I green then? Why do I have a kind of fish-tail?

Nathan keeps trying to give me his extra broken light-flash thing.

[im_not_a_rookie]

It...sounds like you're a tonberry. Which does not give your permission to go around stabbing people!

[yuberdemon]

Urge to kill rising.

Does this mean I need to get my Halloween costume out? The robe fit nicely.

[im_not_a_rookie]

You keep that urge down!

I'll get it for you. You stay in bed.

[yuberdemon]

Cow, get back in bed. I'm a demon. I'll live. You stupid maggots are fragile.

[im_not_a_rookie]

I'm not fragile!

Hey, Yuber? Can we keep Sunde closed today?

[yuberdemon]

All you humans are. I should know. I've cut plenty of you apart.

Why?

[im_not_a_rookie]

You can die, too, you know.

You're not up for it, and I'm not up for it. And frankly...I'd like one day and night when we just just lie in bed together.

[yuberdemon]

I could, but I won't. That fool got lucky.

Very well, cow. We'll stay closed tonight.

[im_not_a_rookie]

I know, I know. Just like I know you'll probably go back and try to fight him when I'm not a factor just because it's a thrill to fight someone "worthy" or something.

Thank you, Yuber. For everything.

[yuberdemon]

He's nothing compared to Sephiroth.

Yes, yes, woman. Now get back in bed. Where that maggot stabbed me aches.

[im_not_a_rookie]

Sephiroth is very skilled, I can admit that.

I'm coming. Coming. Especially since you're a lot warmer than out here.

Love you, you jerk.