Are you old enough to read fanfiction?
This little quiz was prepared to help you determine which ratings of JE fanfiction fit you best! Naturally most answers can be googled, but if it is to serve it's purpose, try to do the quiz without cheating -_^.
the quiz was EDITED
THE QUIZ
1. Otoko-gumi and Shounen-tai are:
a) different readings of the same kanji in an old JE band name.
b) two different JE bands
c) the first one is not JE band, it's historical police-like organization!
2. The opening song of the first Shounen Club ever was:
a) Wild wild west by Will Smith
b) a medley of johnny's hits of all times ending with just-then-released Sunrise Nippon
c) Primavera, but only instrumental
3. 'Namida-kun sayounara' is a song by:
a) no one released it, it's a Shounen Club song
a) Johnny's Juniors, released back in '70ties on a special collection album
c) Johnny's! You know, THE Johnny's
4. How many original songs Ya-Ya-yah released?:
a) more than 5
b) only 1
c) only 2
5. Who made YamaP wear pink skirt and get called 'Joanna'?
a) Takki!
b) Aiba and he almost kissed him <3
c) Ryo when he won a bet by getting taller than Kazama
6. Katori Shingo has once:
a) dressed up as a woman and cooked
b) kissed Gackt
c) had blonde hair
7. What Vivian Hsu has to do with Aiba Masaki?
a) she used to date him
b) she co-starred with him in his 'Worst Date' story
c) she co-hosted 'Worst Date' together with him
8. The ever-popular messy longish hairstyle many JE members sported is:
a) stylized after Akanishi
b) stylized after Kimura
c) you mean the perm? you don't mean the perm, do you?
9. How many different units/soloists can you name who sung 'Andalucia ni Akogarete'?
a) so there was someone besides KAT-TUN?!!
b) 3-7
c) more than 7
10. V6 are:
a) old
b) ancient
c) mature
Add your points!
1.
a) 5 you know some Japanese, but too bad - these are written with different kanji
b) 10 that's right!
c) 0, it's Shinsen-gumi, dear
2.
a) 10 those were the days, huh?
b) 0 as you can see, apparently SC was never exactly logical. especially under Takki's command
c) 5 it sure used to appear as opening, but not the very first one back in 2000. proves you're not a granny ;)
3.
a) 0 there are some SC-exclusive songs, yes. but surprisingly many are actually covers of veeeeeeeery old johnny's songs. that one too.
b) 5 wow, you DO know about that CD! sadly, that song was already released by...
c) 10 exactly! and wasn't it cute, that '60ties version? *_*
4.
a) 0 they had a lot of original songs, but the question was how many they actually RELEASED
b) 10 that's right.
c) 5 YYy have released two songs, however only one was new. Yuuki 100% was a cover - already released by Hikaru Genji years before.
5.
a) 10 PPOI! but let's not forget about the almost-kiss-with-Aiba
b) 5 Aiba was as much a victim as Pi was back then... ok, maybe not AS much XD
c) 0 when? where? how?! I made it up just now :P
6.
a) 5 that was more than once you know? but it's fine, you've seen the light
b) 10 how could we forget...
c) 0 sure, but who didn't?
7.
a) 0 I love gossip, but only heard about her dating Sugizo so far...
b) 5 well, you do know about 'Worst Date' and that they both appeared...
c) 10 naturally!
8.
a) 0 unfortunately, he's a copycat too :P
b) 10 wonder why they like it so much
c) 5 no no, calm down. it's okay. nobody died of evil perm... for now
9.
a) 5 erm... YES
b) 10 Masahiko Kondo, Andalucia Team, Ya-Ya-yah, KAT-TUN, Nakajima/Yamada combo are what I can remember. I suppose there could be more though
c) 0 you weren't supposed to count all bands' members individually :P
10.
a) 5 well, if that's your taste... I can only do as much as unfairly subtract 5 points
b) 0 then who's old, Arashi?.. wait... what is that 'yes' supposed to mean?!
c) 10 ain't they? Jun-chan's no longer a puppy... and KenKen still looks 18 at most *goes on like that for an hour*
Now, onto the verdict!
0-20
You must have joined the fandom recently (and by that I mean less than two years), and/or you're probably a teenage person. You're most likely a big fan of your current idol group(s), and it hurts you almost physically when someone's mistreating them. The best rating for you is PG and PG-13 where you'll get enough shounen-ai hints for your needs, but none of the characters will get damaged mentally too much or written as a really cruel person. And you'll actually learn a lot about their characters and on how the company works!
25-55
You're not overly enthusiastic when it comes to ancient johnny's. Rather than the history of JE, or what did YamaPi do when he was still illegal to drool over, you want action. You're probably in your late teens or early twenties, and you want some yaoi! Best for you are the pervy ratings, R, NC-17, or 15 when you want a plot to the pr0n.
60-85
You clearly like this company. JE I mean. You've been here for quite some time, you have made a lot of memories over the boys' memories and they are a part of your world. When you read fanfiction, the most satisfying stories are those that depict their characters in a good way, make use of it to produce a good plot and - to put it simply - don't revolve around sex and sex only. You can enjoy virtually all ratings, but PG-13 are probably the funniest.
90-100
Welcome to da club, granny. You're over twenty and that's me being diplomatic here. You like younger groups of course, but by this name you mean likes of KAT-TUN and NEWS (no, it's not obvious, some would say it's HeySayJUMP).You either never were a fan of just one group, or it debuted before the year 2000. Or it was Takitsuba. Either way, regardless of the time you spent in the fandom, you have soooome years of your johnny's to remember. Too old for just the cutesy stories, but too attached to only read rough pwp, your ratings are PG-13 and PG-15 equally, with occasional jumping to whatever seems interesting.
over 100
You couldn't get such a score. You're either too young to do the maths or too old to remember where's the calculator (hint: you have one in your PC). In your mind state, nothing but G is recommended. Being too young you wouldn't understand. Being too old you'd risk a cardiac arrest!
Last but not least:
This quiz is not supposed to tell you 'read that rating fanfics only', it's not even all that serious! ;P You're free to doubt, secretly disagree, openly disagree and love Shounen-tai pr0n all you want.
the quiz was EDITED
THE QUIZ
1. Otoko-gumi and Shounen-tai are:
a) different readings of the same kanji in an old JE band name.
b) two different JE bands
c) the first one is not JE band, it's historical police-like organization!
2. The opening song of the first Shounen Club ever was:
a) Wild wild west by Will Smith
b) a medley of johnny's hits of all times ending with just-then-released Sunrise Nippon
c) Primavera, but only instrumental
3. 'Namida-kun sayounara' is a song by:
a) no one released it, it's a Shounen Club song
a) Johnny's Juniors, released back in '70ties on a special collection album
c) Johnny's! You know, THE Johnny's
4. How many original songs Ya-Ya-yah released?:
a) more than 5
b) only 1
c) only 2
5. Who made YamaP wear pink skirt and get called 'Joanna'?
a) Takki!
b) Aiba and he almost kissed him <3
c) Ryo when he won a bet by getting taller than Kazama
6. Katori Shingo has once:
a) dressed up as a woman and cooked
b) kissed Gackt
c) had blonde hair
7. What Vivian Hsu has to do with Aiba Masaki?
a) she used to date him
b) she co-starred with him in his 'Worst Date' story
c) she co-hosted 'Worst Date' together with him
8. The ever-popular messy longish hairstyle many JE members sported is:
a) stylized after Akanishi
b) stylized after Kimura
c) you mean the perm? you don't mean the perm, do you?
9. How many different units/soloists can you name who sung 'Andalucia ni Akogarete'?
a) so there was someone besides KAT-TUN?!!
b) 3-7
c) more than 7
10. V6 are:
a) old
b) ancient
c) mature
Add your points!
1.
a) 5 you know some Japanese, but too bad - these are written with different kanji
b) 10 that's right!
c) 0, it's Shinsen-gumi, dear
2.
a) 10 those were the days, huh?
b) 0 as you can see, apparently SC was never exactly logical. especially under Takki's command
c) 5 it sure used to appear as opening, but not the very first one back in 2000. proves you're not a granny ;)
3.
a) 0 there are some SC-exclusive songs, yes. but surprisingly many are actually covers of veeeeeeeery old johnny's songs. that one too.
b) 5 wow, you DO know about that CD! sadly, that song was already released by...
c) 10 exactly! and wasn't it cute, that '60ties version? *_*
4.
a) 0 they had a lot of original songs, but the question was how many they actually RELEASED
b) 10 that's right.
c) 5 YYy have released two songs, however only one was new. Yuuki 100% was a cover - already released by Hikaru Genji years before.
5.
a) 10 PPOI! but let's not forget about the almost-kiss-with-Aiba
b) 5 Aiba was as much a victim as Pi was back then... ok, maybe not AS much XD
c) 0 when? where? how?! I made it up just now :P
6.
a) 5 that was more than once you know? but it's fine, you've seen the light
b) 10 how could we forget...
c) 0 sure, but who didn't?
7.
a) 0 I love gossip, but only heard about her dating Sugizo so far...
b) 5 well, you do know about 'Worst Date' and that they both appeared...
c) 10 naturally!
8.
a) 0 unfortunately, he's a copycat too :P
b) 10 wonder why they like it so much
c) 5 no no, calm down. it's okay. nobody died of evil perm... for now
9.
a) 5 erm... YES
b) 10 Masahiko Kondo, Andalucia Team, Ya-Ya-yah, KAT-TUN, Nakajima/Yamada combo are what I can remember. I suppose there could be more though
c) 0 you weren't supposed to count all bands' members individually :P
10.
a) 5 well, if that's your taste... I can only do as much as unfairly subtract 5 points
b) 0 then who's old, Arashi?.. wait... what is that 'yes' supposed to mean?!
c) 10 ain't they? Jun-chan's no longer a puppy... and KenKen still looks 18 at most *goes on like that for an hour*
Now, onto the verdict!
0-20
You must have joined the fandom recently (and by that I mean less than two years), and/or you're probably a teenage person. You're most likely a big fan of your current idol group(s), and it hurts you almost physically when someone's mistreating them. The best rating for you is PG and PG-13 where you'll get enough shounen-ai hints for your needs, but none of the characters will get damaged mentally too much or written as a really cruel person. And you'll actually learn a lot about their characters and on how the company works!
25-55
You're not overly enthusiastic when it comes to ancient johnny's. Rather than the history of JE, or what did YamaPi do when he was still illegal to drool over, you want action. You're probably in your late teens or early twenties, and you want some yaoi! Best for you are the pervy ratings, R, NC-17, or 15 when you want a plot to the pr0n.
60-85
You clearly like this company. JE I mean. You've been here for quite some time, you have made a lot of memories over the boys' memories and they are a part of your world. When you read fanfiction, the most satisfying stories are those that depict their characters in a good way, make use of it to produce a good plot and - to put it simply - don't revolve around sex and sex only. You can enjoy virtually all ratings, but PG-13 are probably the funniest.
90-100
Welcome to da club, granny. You're over twenty and that's me being diplomatic here. You like younger groups of course, but by this name you mean likes of KAT-TUN and NEWS (no, it's not obvious, some would say it's HeySayJUMP).You either never were a fan of just one group, or it debuted before the year 2000. Or it was Takitsuba. Either way, regardless of the time you spent in the fandom, you have soooome years of your johnny's to remember. Too old for just the cutesy stories, but too attached to only read rough pwp, your ratings are PG-13 and PG-15 equally, with occasional jumping to whatever seems interesting.
over 100
You couldn't get such a score. You're either too young to do the maths or too old to remember where's the calculator (hint: you have one in your PC). In your mind state, nothing but G is recommended. Being too young you wouldn't understand. Being too old you'd risk a cardiac arrest!
Last but not least:
This quiz is not supposed to tell you 'read that rating fanfics only', it's not even all that serious! ;P You're free to doubt, secretly disagree, openly disagree and love Shounen-tai pr0n all you want.