Look, nothing has happened in our fuckshow of a community in a very, very, VERY long time.
HOWEVER.
SHIT HAS HAPPENED IN THE WORLD.
Please note that
sporkmetender has succumbed to marriage. To me.
gizmospur was there and signed our marriage license as our witness.
I feel like we should have announced this on a Tuesday for capslock goodness, but I'm remembering to tell you fuckers today and that's just how it is. Deal.
iheartstalkers you no longer exist but that's your problem, I guess.