CAUSE YOU KNOW THAT I CAN MAKE YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE AND SEX AND MAGIC
HIDDY HI (ANYONE WHO GETS THE PROPER RESPONSE TO THIS GETS BONUS KEWL POINTS FOR THE WEEK)!!! THIS WEEK HAPPENS TO BE A MAJOR SUCKFEST FOR ME AS IT'S OFFICIALLY FINALS PREP TIME, WHICH LIKELY MEANS I'LL BE SOMETHING OF A SERIOUS BEAST FOR THE NEXT 14 DAYS. WHAT DOES THIS MEAN FOR ALL YOU JOEBENS (ANOTHER REFERENCE THAT EARNS KEWLNESS POINTS)? IT MEANS KEEPING YER SHIT ALL UP IN THE BIG FONT WILL KEEP MY SNARKY, SHARKY SELF FROM CHOMPING ON YER ASS. THAT'S THE NON-SEXY SORT OF CHOMPING, JUST SO ALL YOU UBER PERVERTS KNOW. YEAH, I'M TALKIN' TO YOU. YEAH, UH HUH, YOU, SO GET THAT STRAIGHT.
TUESDAY RULES (ONE DAY YOU'LL ALL GET WITH THE PROGRAM AND I WON'T HAVE TO DO THIS ANYMORE. C'MON, BBZ. MAKE ME PROUD):
- ALL COMMENTS POSTED TODAY IN CAPS
- ALL REPLIES MADE TODAY IN CAPS
- ALL POSTS IN CAPS (EXCLUDING BAMF FIC POSTERS, WHO MAY PUT THEIR FIC BEHIND A CUT AND ALLOW IT TO BE REGULARLY FORMATTED)
CAPISCE?
AND HEY ALL YOU N00BS: THERE ARE STILL A SIGNIFICANT NUMBER OF YOU SUCKING UP THE PLACE WITH YOUR LACK OF FACE TIME. THIS MEANS YOU FAIL HARDCORE. IT'S TIME TO PUT ON YOUR BIG GIRL DIAPER AND JUMP IN THE BOAT. OTHERWISE WE'RE LEAVING THE DOCK WITHOUT YOU AND THAT'S JUST TOO BAD, SO SAD FOR YOU. YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT, THAT WAS A METAPHOR FOR LOCKING YER ASS OUT OF THE SRS BZNZ UP IN HURR. MEBBE. POSSIBLY. IT COULD HAPPEN. THE ARTIST FORMALLY KNOWN AS SCURRY FLOBOT IS A MOODY CREATURE. WATCH YERSELF.
THERE'S A WHOLE BUNCH OF OTHER SHIZ HAPPENING THAT I'M TOTALLY BEHIND ON BECAUSE I HAVE NO TIME TO DO ANYTHING EXCEPT FALL DOWN AND DIE RIGHT NOW. WE'VE GOT:
PUNKY FIC
I'M WORKING ON A REALLY AWESUM NICK NAME RIGHT NOW THAT INVOLVES REPETITIVE "LICIOUSNESS" OF SOME KIND. SOON TO COME. SRSLY. BUT CHECK HER SHIT OUT.
AND I EXPECT EVERYONE TO GIVE A SHOUT OUT APPLAUSE TO THE ONE AND ONLY MIZZ BED FOR SINGLE-HANDEDLY KEEPING THE BADASS FIC FLOWING. TY, BB! YER UNDER RECOGNIZED BUT A GODDESS ALL THE SAME.
THERE'S ALSO SOME CRAZY ANIMALZ PLUS MIRANDA GRAPHIX CHALLENGE HAPPENIN'. IDK, SOUNDS A LOT LIKE BESTIALITY TO ME. NOT THAT I'M OPPOSED, JUST CALLIN'EM LIKE I SEE'EM. BUT IT'S YET ANOTHER PERFECT OPPORTUNITY FOR ALL YOU SLACKERS TO GET IN GEAR AND START BEING APART OF THE COMMUNITY RATHER THAN ANOTHER SHITTY SHIT NAME ON A LIST FULLY OF DUMMY HEADS (NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH DUMMY EGGS, SHE IS CURRENTLY NOT FULL OF AWESOME FAILURE LIKE THE REST OF YOU DUMMIES, SO DON'T ATTEMPT TO CONNECT YERSELF WITH TEH KEWL WITHOUT EARNING IT).
ALSO: GO ASK THIS LAZY STONER SOME UNCOMFORTABLE QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT ALREADY, ALRIGHT? YER MAMMA DESERVES A DAY OFF FROM HAVING TO CATER TO YER BIZARRE AND SHIFTY CONVERSATIONS.
OH, AND DUE TO THEIR PATHETICNESS, EVERYONE IS ALLOWED TO THROW BOOS AND HISSES AND ALL FORMS OF HECKLES THAT WOULD MAKE YOU PLEASED JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE THAT TACKY (IT'S OKAY, WE ALREADY KNOW YOU ARE. DON'T WORRY, WE ARE TOO) AT MELS AND ASHES FOR BEING SUCKY AND FULL OF FAIL RECENTLY.
ALL MAI OTHER BBZ, YOU JUST MAKE ME SO FANTASTICALLY ORGASMICALLY HAPPY AND I WANT YOU TO KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK, YOU SEXI SEXI BEECHES.
P TO THE ESS: FINALS CAN FUCKING SUCK MY FUCKING DICK!!!!!///111!!!/11/1!!!/1/1!!!!1!!
PLEASE TO BE BRINGIN' THE SEXI TIMEZ. THEY ARE MORE THAN NECESSARY, THEY'RE NEEDED!!!!!!!
TUESDAY RULES (ONE DAY YOU'LL ALL GET WITH THE PROGRAM AND I WON'T HAVE TO DO THIS ANYMORE. C'MON, BBZ. MAKE ME PROUD):
- ALL COMMENTS POSTED TODAY IN CAPS
- ALL REPLIES MADE TODAY IN CAPS
- ALL POSTS IN CAPS (EXCLUDING BAMF FIC POSTERS, WHO MAY PUT THEIR FIC BEHIND A CUT AND ALLOW IT TO BE REGULARLY FORMATTED)
CAPISCE?
AND HEY ALL YOU N00BS: THERE ARE STILL A SIGNIFICANT NUMBER OF YOU SUCKING UP THE PLACE WITH YOUR LACK OF FACE TIME. THIS MEANS YOU FAIL HARDCORE. IT'S TIME TO PUT ON YOUR BIG GIRL DIAPER AND JUMP IN THE BOAT. OTHERWISE WE'RE LEAVING THE DOCK WITHOUT YOU AND THAT'S JUST TOO BAD, SO SAD FOR YOU. YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT, THAT WAS A METAPHOR FOR LOCKING YER ASS OUT OF THE SRS BZNZ UP IN HURR. MEBBE. POSSIBLY. IT COULD HAPPEN. THE ARTIST FORMALLY KNOWN AS SCURRY FLOBOT IS A MOODY CREATURE. WATCH YERSELF.
THERE'S A WHOLE BUNCH OF OTHER SHIZ HAPPENING THAT I'M TOTALLY BEHIND ON BECAUSE I HAVE NO TIME TO DO ANYTHING EXCEPT FALL DOWN AND DIE RIGHT NOW. WE'VE GOT:
PUNKY FIC
I'M WORKING ON A REALLY AWESUM NICK NAME RIGHT NOW THAT INVOLVES REPETITIVE "LICIOUSNESS" OF SOME KIND. SOON TO COME. SRSLY. BUT CHECK HER SHIT OUT.
AND I EXPECT EVERYONE TO GIVE A SHOUT OUT APPLAUSE TO THE ONE AND ONLY MIZZ BED FOR SINGLE-HANDEDLY KEEPING THE BADASS FIC FLOWING. TY, BB! YER UNDER RECOGNIZED BUT A GODDESS ALL THE SAME.
THERE'S ALSO SOME CRAZY ANIMALZ PLUS MIRANDA GRAPHIX CHALLENGE HAPPENIN'. IDK, SOUNDS A LOT LIKE BESTIALITY TO ME. NOT THAT I'M OPPOSED, JUST CALLIN'EM LIKE I SEE'EM. BUT IT'S YET ANOTHER PERFECT OPPORTUNITY FOR ALL YOU SLACKERS TO GET IN GEAR AND START BEING APART OF THE COMMUNITY RATHER THAN ANOTHER SHITTY SHIT NAME ON A LIST FULLY OF DUMMY HEADS (NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH DUMMY EGGS, SHE IS CURRENTLY NOT FULL OF AWESOME FAILURE LIKE THE REST OF YOU DUMMIES, SO DON'T ATTEMPT TO CONNECT YERSELF WITH TEH KEWL WITHOUT EARNING IT).
ALSO: GO ASK THIS LAZY STONER SOME UNCOMFORTABLE QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT ALREADY, ALRIGHT? YER MAMMA DESERVES A DAY OFF FROM HAVING TO CATER TO YER BIZARRE AND SHIFTY CONVERSATIONS.
OH, AND DUE TO THEIR PATHETICNESS, EVERYONE IS ALLOWED TO THROW BOOS AND HISSES AND ALL FORMS OF HECKLES THAT WOULD MAKE YOU PLEASED JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE THAT TACKY (IT'S OKAY, WE ALREADY KNOW YOU ARE. DON'T WORRY, WE ARE TOO) AT MELS AND ASHES FOR BEING SUCKY AND FULL OF FAIL RECENTLY.
ALL MAI OTHER BBZ, YOU JUST MAKE ME SO FANTASTICALLY ORGASMICALLY HAPPY AND I WANT YOU TO KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK, YOU SEXI SEXI BEECHES.
P TO THE ESS: FINALS CAN FUCKING SUCK MY FUCKING DICK!!!!!///111!!!/11/1!!!/1/1!!!!1!!
PLEASE TO BE BRINGIN' THE SEXI TIMEZ. THEY ARE MORE THAN NECESSARY, THEY'RE NEEDED!!!!!!!