The Gangs

May 15, 2010 23:13


In alphabetical order...

Black Dragon Fighting Society
Leader: The Author
Notoriety: A brand new gang fresh off of the wrong side of the tracks, or something like that, these are probably the geekiest people in town. Explosions? Guns? Pfft, they'll kill you with their brains. At least - that's their claim. Since they're new, their reputation hasn't been established yet, but that also means they don't have anything to live up to. Tabula rasa. Let's see how far they'll go. It's fitting that their leader is the Author, the editor of the town newspaper, Page One.

Car Crash Hearts
Leader: Honey
Notoriety: If only Honey was as good at leadership as she is at back-stabbing someone (literally!) while applying lipstick, this gang might've gone somewhere during the last round. There's hope, though. Sassy, sweet, and oh-so-deadly, she's one half of the most charismatic and volatile couple in town. Too bad she hates the Cobra. Most of the time. Possibly. In any case, this gang is all about deceptive sweetness, spirit, and subterfuge. Oh, and knives.

The Church of Hot Addiction
Leader: the ~little man
Notoriety: The ~little man does have a real name, but he's mainly known for being evil. And little. And also into cats (but not that way). He's probably the most approachable of all the gang leaders and the gang itself is fiercely competitive. It's all about efficiency. That's probably why they won during the last round. What does the ~little man like besides cats? Guns, guns, and more guns.

Demolition Lovers
Leader: That Green Gentleman
Notoriety: Aloof, stoic, and more than a little bit psychotic, That Green Gentleman really shouldn't be leading a gang. That didn't stop the Demolition Lovers from being one of the most loyal and tight-knit groups during the last round, though - and it probably won't stop them this time. Who cares if their leader's a little bit crazy? They're all a little bit crazy. Oooh, look at those pretty explosions.

True Believers
Leader: The Cobra
Notoriety: Ohhhh, the Cobra. He's a jerk (and his love-hate relationship with Honey doesn't help with that), but at the same time, he can definitely kick ass and take names. While a lot of his recruits didn't live up to his expectations last year, they formed some of the longest lasting bonds of the entire game, and he's the kind of personality that inspires the most fervent of loyalty. True Believers. The best part of believe is the lei. Also, he likes his poison.

Waves of Wooden Legs
Leader: Sugar
Notoriety: Who knows? Sugar is awesome. This gang is comprised of ninjas. The end.

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