challenge 5 results!
The rankings after this challenge are:
1) Black Dragon Fighting Society [the Author would like to elaborate on how proud he is, but that would take much too long]
2) True Believers
3) Waves of Wooden Legs
4) Demolition Lovers
5) Church of Hot Addiction [still catching up and SO CLOSE, but doing a great job]
6) Car Crash Hearts :( [at least some of you are doing great, individually!]
Demolition, we're the best!
We put teamwork to the test!
We blow shit up just for cracks
And make the others look like hacks!
Our Sir Leader's got it all,
With his help we're standing tall!
We'll blow your comments out the water,
We'll win our points back; prep for slaughter
We're the Lovers, we will win,
So sit back & take it, as we begin!
Dem-o-li-tion Lovers!
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A very apt slogan for the poor Car Crash Hearts: "Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die".
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[[Ignore the message that was just here!]]
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[[Please note that not all of these Twitter accounts have been vetted by me for in-game use! ;) ]]
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Motto: Why so ninja, WOWL?
WOWL: A Guide
In the last game, WOWL executed a risky, but highly effective strategy in which the gang carefully make sure to lag behind the other gangs, lulling everyone else into a false state of security and appearing to be relatively harmless before stealing second place quickly and efficiently.
It is now a well-known fact that our gang members are ninjas, especially Sugar. The other gangs' members can be seen trembling in the presence of WOWLers when they decide to show themselves. The WOWLers work together as a team incredibly well, even if they do have some trust issues.
All of the WOWLers look up to Sugar as a role model. She is full of wisdom and is infinitely patient and calm. When she gives advice, the WOWLers heed it. She has a wealth of knowledge and beauty. Honey says she hates Sugar, but everyone knows that Honey secretly admires her. Sugar is non-nonsense and decisive, but very friendly and informal when speaking to the WOWLers.
1842 takes care of administrative duties, making sure everyone is doing their job and participating. She doesn't take bullshit, and she's blunt and frank. She also helps Sugar out at the Mausoleum.
acountrymouse is our resident historian. She knows everything about the history of our gang as well as the history of the town. She can often be spotted in the library, browsing for more information on our past.
aerogroupie is the muscle of the gang. Well, more so than everyone else. She's reckless and short-tempered, and she will fuck you up, so it would be a bad idea to piss her off. Her favorite weapon in the nun chuck. She is also the resident mechanic and fashion expert.
aillychan serves as the moderator between gang members. If you've got a bone to pick with another gang member, make sure she knows about it. She keeps our heads above the water.
amber_crystal is our resident supplier. No matter what you want, she can get it for you. From knives to drugs to a truck full of jellybeans, she can get it. For a price, of course. She usually hangs out under the Cork Tree, if you want to know where to find her.
candidlily is the sweetheart of the gang. She stay away from the fighting and stealing. Don't underestimate her, though. She probably smarter than all your gang members combined.
citibyrd deals with the members of the other gangs. No one else has the patience to deal with them. She can be seen all over town, speaking to other gangs' members and arranging meetings and events.
You won't ever see crazybuttimid lose her cool. She's got a calm and collected nature. She's the strategist and planner. Whether it's a heist or a party, she's got it.
darklinggirl knows all your secrets and dreams. She's got eyes in every single corner of town and records everything that goes on. Ever feel eyes on the back of your neck? Yeah, that's her.
egelantier is our professional detective. She's able to piece together clues lightning quick. She's always one step ahead of you. She keeps to herself most of the time, taking long walks around town to think when she's got a hard case.
immortal_lights does stealth and recon best. If you think someone's broken into your home or club, it wasn't her, because you wouldn't even suspect if it had actually been her. She's like a ghost.
inkruns is our resident gun expert. She knows everything there is to know about guns. Her favorite gun is the Accuracy International L115A3 sniper rifle. She's got a mysterious history, but rumor has it, she used to be an assassin.
When jrho walks into the room, your eyes will stray to her no matter how hard you try not to look at her. She's had a history of leading other gangs' members astray with just a smile. She's an excelleny decoy in that way.
jubella is a wizard with computers and security systems. She can hack anything. She gathers intelligence easily this way. She also know which folder you stash your porn in.
of_silverandsky is our resident doctor. She keeps us healthy and strong, and treats our wounds when we get injured. Although, that doesn't happen very often. She also makes fantastic remedies for hangovers.
pinkichan acts as our security guard whenever we have private gang meetings. She's got a keen eye and doesn't fall for decoys or distractions. Don't even try to get past her. You'll only end up with broken bones.
reinventweather is our treasurer. She keeps track of the flow of money in and out of our gang treasury. She's also an excellent extortionist. She's tricked gang leaders out of their money many a times. She's also wonderful at magic tricks.
siren_mage doesn't like to get hands dirty out in the field. She likes to work behind the scenes, organizing events and field work. She's very meticulous and pays great attention to detail.
slashxmistress is excellent at throwing red herrings and creating chaos within other gangs. She can also recognize when other gangs try to trick or con our gang members.
snuffkin is our knives specialist. She has an almost disturbing affinity for knives, and regrets that she doesn't get to use them as often as she'll like. She can often be seen juggling knives when she's bored.
spindlelimbs is our resident pickpocketer. She's picked more than half the pockets in this town. She knows dozens of pickpocket techniques, and often ropes jrho into helping her out. She's also a magnificent cook.
tianar is our expert thief and safe breaker. There isn't a safe she can't break into or a lock she can't pick. She only steals when the gang requires her to or amber_crystal asks her to, though.
unlurkster knows all the dirt on the members of the other gangs. She knows who's slept with who, what everyone's embarrassing habits are, and all about the shady pasts of the gang leaders. It's all great blackmail material.
It could be said that woobie is our advertising committee. She's very convincing, so she's excellent at getting new recruits. You can also see her WOWL artwork strewn all over town on walls and posters.
[[Can I just say, without any gang bias, that this was my favorite?]]
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For Demolition Lovers:
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The Battle Song of the Waves of Wooden Legs - Sung to the tune of 'My Country 'tis of Thee'
My gang of infamy,
so full of ninjas, we, make a loud din;
But don't get out of hand,
not like that empires band,
Let other gangs understand, we really win!
In y so serious,
we'll be victorious, best gang of all,
not like the Cobra's clan;
or with Green Gentleman;
we follow Sugar's Bann---er, take that y'all.
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Another CCH slogan: "The Car Crash Hearts - Because you can attract more winners with Honey than with venom."
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Don't worry - based on the previous poll, you'll all have four more challenges to catch up!
I posted too soon: I'll be MIA a little due to work, my birthday, and a huge road trip all happening in the next 10 days. Something will go down early next week, though. Be prepared.
1) Black Dragon Fighting Society [the Author would like to elaborate on how proud he is, but that would take much too long]
2) True Believers
3) Waves of Wooden Legs
4) Demolition Lovers
5) Church of Hot Addiction [still catching up and SO CLOSE, but doing a great job]
6) Car Crash Hearts :( [at least some of you are doing great, individually!]
Demolition, we're the best!
We put teamwork to the test!
We blow shit up just for cracks
And make the others look like hacks!
Our Sir Leader's got it all,
With his help we're standing tall!
We'll blow your comments out the water,
We'll win our points back; prep for slaughter
We're the Lovers, we will win,
So sit back & take it, as we begin!
Dem-o-li-tion Lovers!
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A very apt slogan for the poor Car Crash Hearts: "Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die".
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[[Ignore the message that was just here!]]
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[[Please note that not all of these Twitter accounts have been vetted by me for in-game use! ;) ]]
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Motto: Why so ninja, WOWL?
WOWL: A Guide
In the last game, WOWL executed a risky, but highly effective strategy in which the gang carefully make sure to lag behind the other gangs, lulling everyone else into a false state of security and appearing to be relatively harmless before stealing second place quickly and efficiently.
It is now a well-known fact that our gang members are ninjas, especially Sugar. The other gangs' members can be seen trembling in the presence of WOWLers when they decide to show themselves. The WOWLers work together as a team incredibly well, even if they do have some trust issues.
All of the WOWLers look up to Sugar as a role model. She is full of wisdom and is infinitely patient and calm. When she gives advice, the WOWLers heed it. She has a wealth of knowledge and beauty. Honey says she hates Sugar, but everyone knows that Honey secretly admires her. Sugar is non-nonsense and decisive, but very friendly and informal when speaking to the WOWLers.
1842 takes care of administrative duties, making sure everyone is doing their job and participating. She doesn't take bullshit, and she's blunt and frank. She also helps Sugar out at the Mausoleum.
acountrymouse is our resident historian. She knows everything about the history of our gang as well as the history of the town. She can often be spotted in the library, browsing for more information on our past.
aerogroupie is the muscle of the gang. Well, more so than everyone else. She's reckless and short-tempered, and she will fuck you up, so it would be a bad idea to piss her off. Her favorite weapon in the nun chuck. She is also the resident mechanic and fashion expert.
aillychan serves as the moderator between gang members. If you've got a bone to pick with another gang member, make sure she knows about it. She keeps our heads above the water.
amber_crystal is our resident supplier. No matter what you want, she can get it for you. From knives to drugs to a truck full of jellybeans, she can get it. For a price, of course. She usually hangs out under the Cork Tree, if you want to know where to find her.
candidlily is the sweetheart of the gang. She stay away from the fighting and stealing. Don't underestimate her, though. She probably smarter than all your gang members combined.
citibyrd deals with the members of the other gangs. No one else has the patience to deal with them. She can be seen all over town, speaking to other gangs' members and arranging meetings and events.
You won't ever see crazybuttimid lose her cool. She's got a calm and collected nature. She's the strategist and planner. Whether it's a heist or a party, she's got it.
darklinggirl knows all your secrets and dreams. She's got eyes in every single corner of town and records everything that goes on. Ever feel eyes on the back of your neck? Yeah, that's her.
egelantier is our professional detective. She's able to piece together clues lightning quick. She's always one step ahead of you. She keeps to herself most of the time, taking long walks around town to think when she's got a hard case.
immortal_lights does stealth and recon best. If you think someone's broken into your home or club, it wasn't her, because you wouldn't even suspect if it had actually been her. She's like a ghost.
inkruns is our resident gun expert. She knows everything there is to know about guns. Her favorite gun is the Accuracy International L115A3 sniper rifle. She's got a mysterious history, but rumor has it, she used to be an assassin.
When jrho walks into the room, your eyes will stray to her no matter how hard you try not to look at her. She's had a history of leading other gangs' members astray with just a smile. She's an excelleny decoy in that way.
jubella is a wizard with computers and security systems. She can hack anything. She gathers intelligence easily this way. She also know which folder you stash your porn in.
of_silverandsky is our resident doctor. She keeps us healthy and strong, and treats our wounds when we get injured. Although, that doesn't happen very often. She also makes fantastic remedies for hangovers.
pinkichan acts as our security guard whenever we have private gang meetings. She's got a keen eye and doesn't fall for decoys or distractions. Don't even try to get past her. You'll only end up with broken bones.
reinventweather is our treasurer. She keeps track of the flow of money in and out of our gang treasury. She's also an excellent extortionist. She's tricked gang leaders out of their money many a times. She's also wonderful at magic tricks.
siren_mage doesn't like to get hands dirty out in the field. She likes to work behind the scenes, organizing events and field work. She's very meticulous and pays great attention to detail.
slashxmistress is excellent at throwing red herrings and creating chaos within other gangs. She can also recognize when other gangs try to trick or con our gang members.
snuffkin is our knives specialist. She has an almost disturbing affinity for knives, and regrets that she doesn't get to use them as often as she'll like. She can often be seen juggling knives when she's bored.
spindlelimbs is our resident pickpocketer. She's picked more than half the pockets in this town. She knows dozens of pickpocket techniques, and often ropes jrho into helping her out. She's also a magnificent cook.
tianar is our expert thief and safe breaker. There isn't a safe she can't break into or a lock she can't pick. She only steals when the gang requires her to or amber_crystal asks her to, though.
unlurkster knows all the dirt on the members of the other gangs. She knows who's slept with who, what everyone's embarrassing habits are, and all about the shady pasts of the gang leaders. It's all great blackmail material.
It could be said that woobie is our advertising committee. She's very convincing, so she's excellent at getting new recruits. You can also see her WOWL artwork strewn all over town on walls and posters.
[[Can I just say, without any gang bias, that this was my favorite?]]
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For Demolition Lovers:
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The Battle Song of the Waves of Wooden Legs - Sung to the tune of 'My Country 'tis of Thee'
My gang of infamy,
so full of ninjas, we, make a loud din;
But don't get out of hand,
not like that empires band,
Let other gangs understand, we really win!
In y so serious,
we'll be victorious, best gang of all,
not like the Cobra's clan;
or with Green Gentleman;
we follow Sugar's Bann---er, take that y'all.
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Another CCH slogan: "The Car Crash Hearts - Because you can attract more winners with Honey than with venom."
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Don't worry - based on the previous poll, you'll all have four more challenges to catch up!
I posted too soon: I'll be MIA a little due to work, my birthday, and a huge road trip all happening in the next 10 days. Something will go down early next week, though. Be prepared.