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I have this theory. I always lose to fat girls who wear a lot of makeup. The guy I liked last year. Went for two fat girls. The guy this year. Many fat girls. Who ALL wear a lot of makeup. Dude and the one this year's all like, "I hate makeup it's false advertisement," and yet he falls for them. Well gee I wonder what's perpetuating it...I'M HOT DAMNIT. He should just get over his melodramatic bullshit and kiss me.