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[ys_must_die]

[Here's the sound of loud noisy whirring. It sounds like it may be the sound of a wheel turning. Over and over again.

Whirr, whirr, whirr.]

...Has anyone taken care of hamsters before?

[Whirr, whirr, whirr.

Whirring stops. Then starts up again.]

I think their names are... Pork and Steak...? What the hell kind of names are those...

[Whirr,

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[fierybluebird]

Sorry mate, can't say I have. They're a little like rats, though, eh? Just with a larger tendency to store food in their cheeks.

Who named them?

[ys_must_die]

What kind of food? Uh... wait, actually, I think they have a little food left from their previous owner...

Some guy named Toku.

[fierybluebird]

Gerbil rodent food. [This is not the kind of species he's good with. Ask him about pigeons and he'll do better.]

Friend of yours?

[ys_must_die]

Not sure what "gerbil rodent food" is.

...uh. He said we were. But I didn't remember a thing about him when I got back here.

[fierybluebird]

Crackers and shi-- stuff?

I see... sounds confusing.