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FAIRY TALE
nce upon a time there has a young DANCER named FRANKLIN. He was STRUTTING HIS STUFF in the CREEPY forest when he met THE KEWL BIG GUY, a run-away STRIPPER from the BODACIOUS Queen CABLONDI.
FRANKLIN could see that THE KEWL BIG GUY was hungry so he reached into his BAG and gave him his GOOEY HOT DRIPPING FUDGE. THE KEWL BIG GUY was thankful for FRANKLIN's HOT DRIPPING FUDGE, so he told FRANKLIN a very SCARY story about Queen CABLONDI's daughter CINDY. How her mother, the BODACIOUS Queen CABLONDI, kept her locked away in a BRICK SHITHOUSE protected by a gigantic WILDCAT, because CINDY was so HORNY.
FRANKLIN SIGHED. He vowed to THE KEWL BIG GUY the STRIPPER that he would save the HORNY CINDY. He would TAME the WILDCAT, and take CINDY far away from her evil mother, the BODACIOUS Queen CABLONDI, and SEll her.
Then, all of the sudden, there was a HUGE THUNDER CLAP and THE KEWL BIG GUY the STRIPPER began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic WILDCAT from his story. BODACIOUS Queen CABLONDI SMASHED out from behind a BUSH and struck FRANKLIN dead. In the far off BRICK SHITHOUSE you could hear a CRASH!!!.
THE END.
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