"as dumb as a plate of chicken"

[yrfaceisamess]

last night, I asked the himbo with the ugly cowboy shirt who was standing in the garden outside our imaginary houseif he were a Beatle, which one he would be

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[cityrail]

maybe is he wasnt wearing a frostbites shirt. & maybe if he wasnt as dumb as a plate of chicken. if i didm you would never have let me forget it!

[yrfaceisamess]

THAT IS EXACTLY THE POINT! I would have never let you forget it, and it would have been funny and cool and just, yknow, super. don't you care about my happiness at all?

p.s. I just got home from the "oral surgeon". he told me I have the best oral hygeine of anyone he's seen this week. I'm proud. and I'm making sure everyone knows about it.

[cityrail]

juuuuicey juice.

[yrfaceisamess]

you know that can't be transcribed accurately. god, you are such a geek. get off the fucking computer.

[_orgi]

Ummm hi. Maybe when he said 'mmm' it was the best he could do to dignify the question. And when he said 'yes', he was agreeing that what you had just said was a question. DUH! Maybe he was just super smart and you couldn't follow his logic. Think of that? yeah...ok. *slaps himself into submission*

[yrfaceisamess]

I should mention that the rest of that conversation involved him saying "did someone say penis?!" every few minutes. I think that was him trying to be witty.

[_orgi]

*blink* Ok, plate of chicken it is.

chicken makes your boobs big

[anonymous]

as a man who would not consider himself more intelligent than the average plate of chicken I would like to thank you for changing your icon, now at least it looks a bit like bowie instead of sigourney weaver. -ddd iii vvv