we take turns:

[yrfaceisamess]

“i like your hair dark”
“godIhateyou”

“I have stiches in my mouth, dude”
“really? show me”
“nuh-uh”
“godIhateyou”

“can you pass me the-“
“godIhateyou”

“will I get you menus, or are you just here for coffee?”
“godIhateyou”
“….”
“sorry. uh, I meant him”