our hugs are only for show. and this is only a rough approximation
"what do you think 'normal' people spend their time talking about?"
"... I think we're pretty normal"
and then we went back to playing with the bugs. eventually, the giant praying mantis beat the giant ant, because mr mantis knows ninjitsu.
when konrad got home we were playing home shopping network
"I'll just pop this one [the rubber fly] on, and you can see how it looks against the skin. you could even wear it as a set."
"ooh, that's lovely, isn't it? that'd be good for your wife, or your girfriend, or your neice, or your daughter... or your mother or your neighbour or your third grade teacher"
"or even your fourth grade teacher!"
"now, don't go away, next up it's carol ann and michelle's punch-in-the-face hour"
"ooh, lovely"
"... I think we're pretty normal"
and then we went back to playing with the bugs. eventually, the giant praying mantis beat the giant ant, because mr mantis knows ninjitsu.
when konrad got home we were playing home shopping network
"I'll just pop this one [the rubber fly] on, and you can see how it looks against the skin. you could even wear it as a set."
"ooh, that's lovely, isn't it? that'd be good for your wife, or your girfriend, or your neice, or your daughter... or your mother or your neighbour or your third grade teacher"
"or even your fourth grade teacher!"
"now, don't go away, next up it's carol ann and michelle's punch-in-the-face hour"
"ooh, lovely"