no lie.

[yranasshole]

yup. almost got arrested tonight.
seriously.
like cops stopped me and told me it was a criminal offense.
but did i get a fine you ask?
did i get put in cuffs you're wondering?

nope.

why? your guess is as good as mine.
i thought i was going to have to use my one phone call for sure...

i guess i am luckier than i thought.