On the topic of disgusting things.
UGHUGHUGH, I'm so fucking disgusted right now.
I was saying hi to Jamal, one of the other dorm-residents down the hall from me. While I was in the doorway, something on the floor caught my eye. UGHUGHGUGH.
It was a cockroach. about two knuckles long. A fucking atrocious ugly thing. AUGWAIENVaeiownv'awopi I'm so glad I didn't have my glasses on, so I couldn't see any weird deeetaaaillsfo;awinef;!
Jamal wasn't going to smash it, so I had to do the CUP AND PAPER routine, with the trapping the pest under the cup and then sliding a paper under to have a contraption to move the damned thing. UUUUUUUUGGGGHHHHHH
Jamal broomed it out of his room, smacking it into the wall outside. While it was stunned, he got a cup and cardboard while I watched to make sure it didn't move. #_# I crouched behind it, so it wouldn't freak out and scamper, and POUNCED on the fucking thing. TOTALLY GOT IT. WITHOUT FREAKING OUT. WIEJFAWOEIFN
I ended up successfully flushing it, wiggling, down a toilet.
I fucking hate bugs. I hate them, I hate them so.
Anyways, thankgod for skills of depth precision and panicked calm. Gamers, rock on.
I was saying hi to Jamal, one of the other dorm-residents down the hall from me. While I was in the doorway, something on the floor caught my eye. UGHUGHGUGH.
It was a cockroach. about two knuckles long. A fucking atrocious ugly thing. AUGWAIENVaeiownv'awopi I'm so glad I didn't have my glasses on, so I couldn't see any weird deeetaaaillsfo;awinef;!
Jamal wasn't going to smash it, so I had to do the CUP AND PAPER routine, with the trapping the pest under the cup and then sliding a paper under to have a contraption to move the damned thing. UUUUUUUUGGGGHHHHHH
Jamal broomed it out of his room, smacking it into the wall outside. While it was stunned, he got a cup and cardboard while I watched to make sure it didn't move. #_# I crouched behind it, so it wouldn't freak out and scamper, and POUNCED on the fucking thing. TOTALLY GOT IT. WITHOUT FREAKING OUT. WIEJFAWOEIFN
I ended up successfully flushing it, wiggling, down a toilet.
I fucking hate bugs. I hate them, I hate them so.
Anyways, thankgod for skills of depth precision and panicked calm. Gamers, rock on.