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Application for hogwarts_hocus
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite? I'm actually very fond of the kind that goes on pizza. There's this little place in Kabuki district where they have an amazing squid pizza, if you want to go get a bite together sometime... *flirty wink*
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop? I've had more than my share of killing, thanks.
3. What time is it where you are? Just before school lets out. The girls will all be here in a rush soon, to trample the flowershop and stare at us and giggle. Too bad they're all underage.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? Hey, now, there'll be no harassment while -I'M- around. Women's enemy is mine.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
B. Gryffindor - Considering everything I've heard about this poor Harry guy, we all need to back off and give him a rest. Take it from me, saving the world isn't easy, and it's got to be even worse when everyone EXPECTS it of you. Leave him alone to marry whomever he damned well pleases.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
How about a night out on the town? I can give you one you'll never forget, and never surpass again. ^____^
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite? I'm actually very fond of the kind that goes on pizza. There's this little place in Kabuki district where they have an amazing squid pizza, if you want to go get a bite together sometime... *flirty wink*
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop? I've had more than my share of killing, thanks.
3. What time is it where you are? Just before school lets out. The girls will all be here in a rush soon, to trample the flowershop and stare at us and giggle. Too bad they're all underage.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? Hey, now, there'll be no harassment while -I'M- around. Women's enemy is mine.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
B. Gryffindor - Considering everything I've heard about this poor Harry guy, we all need to back off and give him a rest. Take it from me, saving the world isn't easy, and it's got to be even worse when everyone EXPECTS it of you. Leave him alone to marry whomever he damned well pleases.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
How about a night out on the town? I can give you one you'll never forget, and never surpass again. ^____^