sheesh...

[youwish2haha]

honestly. it isnt a question of trust anymore. it is a question of pure, unadulerated paranoia and the yearning to try and catch me in a lie

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[la_sikka]

OH MY GOD! SHUT UP! I LOVE YOU BUT FUCKING MOVE FORWARD GEEEEEZ! YOU'RE NEVER GONNA GET OVER IT IF YOU DON'T SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP.

(I yell because I care.)

[youwish2haha]

thanks J, i know... this was sort of my leaping forward post... i guess it just didnt come off that way...

[la_sikka]

I mean, I can see the potential, but constantly talking (or writing in this case) isn't going to move you forward.

I wanna hear how youre doing, not like, the horrible gut-wrenching relationship agony youre going through.

Let's talk about how I plan on having lots and lots of premarital sex.

[youwish2haha]

i agree! lets talk about the mounds and mounds of pre-wedding humping in which you shall engage...

[la_sikka]

so i was thinking that i'd get a fuck buddy next school year. It shouldnt be to o hard i plan on taking out an ad. I think it will be polaroids of my crotch (with panties!) and the tag line, "put it in me, please" and then an email address.

What? Too forward?

[youwish2haha]

nah, i dont think its too forward. just make sure the panties are nice and lacey, or something else that will attract the eyes of millions of straight men to it- as they say, "the sluttier, the better."