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i spent almost all weekend with freddy's ugly ass. :) hehe.
friday, i can't really tell you where we went. it's top secret. james bond shit. all i'll say is that it was the "O" room at the bubbly. lol. it sounds as bad as it prolly is. iiiiiiiiiiiiinteresting.
saturday we went to his boy's birthday party. crazy ass party, prolly over a hundred people. lotsa hoes. lol. i got WAY too drunk. found out freddy dances like usher, pretty impressive. 'cept he grabbed inbetween my legs and had me up in the air above his head before i could even realize what he was doing and the dj stopped the music and said, "hey you two gotta take a break!" hahahaha. i haven't been drunk like that in awhile. i danced my ass off, and made all the other girls cry. lol. his friends were goofy as hell, and fun. there was a "joe" there, i swear... total replica. made me laugh. but of course i got to drunk and ended up in freddy's car? oh man... "yeah, chanel would of got in the car, and then came in the house with it! crazy bitch!" then we went to nancy's house and freddy passed out like 10 minutes later. and me and nancy sat up til forever talking. then i got up in the morning and woke freddy up, and had to listen to him. such a dork! then we sat around like total bums drinking tea and bitching at each other and flashing each other. hahahaha! don't ask. then, ugh... we had wrestlemania and i fucked freddy's shit up. then i went home around 5, still hungover, needing to shower, and ended up passing out and missing the whole superbowl (not like i really care, i never made it to doyle's). then i woke up and talked to ash and went back to bed.
today i came into work pissed off. cindy always leaves me so much shit to do when she works on the weekends. so i was working my ass off. went out to subway with some people and there was this lady there with long ass finger nails and freddy's like, "she prolly can't even wipe her ass." and the lady's like, "that's why you keep one hand short." and she flashes freddy her other hand and i almost pissed my pants cause i was laughing so hard. haha. then i came home. tonight is the bachelorette. YAY! i'm so gay. hahaha. and it's big jay's birthday. gotta call him. OH AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALICIA! even though it's late. :)
closing thought: "i call everyone a whore... even if they're not... cause it makes me feel better" hahahhaha!
friday, i can't really tell you where we went. it's top secret. james bond shit. all i'll say is that it was the "O" room at the bubbly. lol. it sounds as bad as it prolly is. iiiiiiiiiiiiinteresting.
saturday we went to his boy's birthday party. crazy ass party, prolly over a hundred people. lotsa hoes. lol. i got WAY too drunk. found out freddy dances like usher, pretty impressive. 'cept he grabbed inbetween my legs and had me up in the air above his head before i could even realize what he was doing and the dj stopped the music and said, "hey you two gotta take a break!" hahahaha. i haven't been drunk like that in awhile. i danced my ass off, and made all the other girls cry. lol. his friends were goofy as hell, and fun. there was a "joe" there, i swear... total replica. made me laugh. but of course i got to drunk and ended up in freddy's car? oh man... "yeah, chanel would of got in the car, and then came in the house with it! crazy bitch!" then we went to nancy's house and freddy passed out like 10 minutes later. and me and nancy sat up til forever talking. then i got up in the morning and woke freddy up, and had to listen to him. such a dork! then we sat around like total bums drinking tea and bitching at each other and flashing each other. hahahaha! don't ask. then, ugh... we had wrestlemania and i fucked freddy's shit up. then i went home around 5, still hungover, needing to shower, and ended up passing out and missing the whole superbowl (not like i really care, i never made it to doyle's). then i woke up and talked to ash and went back to bed.
today i came into work pissed off. cindy always leaves me so much shit to do when she works on the weekends. so i was working my ass off. went out to subway with some people and there was this lady there with long ass finger nails and freddy's like, "she prolly can't even wipe her ass." and the lady's like, "that's why you keep one hand short." and she flashes freddy her other hand and i almost pissed my pants cause i was laughing so hard. haha. then i came home. tonight is the bachelorette. YAY! i'm so gay. hahaha. and it's big jay's birthday. gotta call him. OH AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALICIA! even though it's late. :)
closing thought: "i call everyone a whore... even if they're not... cause it makes me feel better" hahahhaha!