a much needed letter to my roommate, sarah
Dear Sarah,
I would appreciate it if you would stop locking the door to our dorm room when you leave for class and I am in the shower. I do not keep my keys on my person at all times! It is an unpleasant feeling to return to the room only to find that I am dripping wet and without a phone, clothes, or keys because I am locked out of my room. Moreover, it really sucks to have to run all over campus to get a spare key in someone else's clothes and no bra. Unlike you, I have sizable boobs, and I cannot function when I am not wearing a bra.
In return for your consideration, I will do the following:
-take my beer out of the (my) fridge. I know it offends your delicate geekling sensibilities.
-refrain from eating the delicious popcorn that is sitting so tantalizingly on your desk.
-encourage the girl who lives next to us to turn her fucking alarm off in the morning so that you can get some more sleep.
Sincerely,
Lauren (your roommate)
I would appreciate it if you would stop locking the door to our dorm room when you leave for class and I am in the shower. I do not keep my keys on my person at all times! It is an unpleasant feeling to return to the room only to find that I am dripping wet and without a phone, clothes, or keys because I am locked out of my room. Moreover, it really sucks to have to run all over campus to get a spare key in someone else's clothes and no bra. Unlike you, I have sizable boobs, and I cannot function when I am not wearing a bra.
In return for your consideration, I will do the following:
-take my beer out of the (my) fridge. I know it offends your delicate geekling sensibilities.
-refrain from eating the delicious popcorn that is sitting so tantalizingly on your desk.
-encourage the girl who lives next to us to turn her fucking alarm off in the morning so that you can get some more sleep.
Sincerely,
Lauren (your roommate)