[Gai slips into a more defensive stance, Dreamberry held at arm's length as though Hidan might leap through the screen at him, despite his lack of a body. So this must be the immortal that killed Asuma.....?]
Hey, wait a minute. That means you're a ninja, huh?
[No, he didn't really view the dream or anything. He just lashed out instantly, really. And he'd kind of laughing at how defensive Gai's being, despite the fact that there's nothing either can do to each other at the moment.]
[Dramatic pose, complete with thumbs up, sparkling teeth, and--wait a minute, he's in a field. There are absolutely no trees around here. How are there sakura petals floating dramatically around him?]
And you, evil-doer! What is your name? [Pointing at the screen; he kinda.... missed the whole being laughed at thing while doing his dramatic introduction. XD; Yeah.]
[Yeah, well, since he kind of ignored the laughing and got even louder, Hidan's not saying a word about his name. At all. Ever. Probably will in a bit.]
None of your fuckin' business, you loud mouthed freak!
Of course I know Kakashi! People say that we're ARCHRIVALS FOR ALL ETERNITY! We have been since before we were even both shinobi.
But I'm afraid, my foul-mouthed foe, that you will be unable to do that! You lack the weaponry and the necessary appendages to mount an appropriate attack.
Fruity? We have had several eating contests in the past..... I'm proud to say that I won our last one! [He.... uh.... actually thinks you mean REAL fruit, Hidan. Sorry~]
Well, then! In that case, I'll just have to knock them straight out! [Cracking his knuckles in preparation] And just how do you intend to attain such a height?
Until we meet again then, my worthy opponnent! [Pose! That's about as close to trash talking as you're likely to get from him; unfortunately, he doesn't know how to turn the thing off. So you just get to watch him until you can manage to do that yourself, Hidan~]
Would you shut the fuck up?!
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[Gai slips into a more defensive stance, Dreamberry held at arm's length as though Hidan might leap through the screen at him, despite his lack of a body. So this must be the immortal that killed Asuma.....?]
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[No, he didn't really view the dream or anything. He just lashed out instantly, really. And he'd kind of laughing at how defensive Gai's being, despite the fact that there's nothing either can do to each other at the moment.]
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MAITO GAI, THE PROUD GREEN BEAST OF KONOHA!
[Dramatic pose, complete with thumbs up, sparkling teeth, and--wait a minute, he's in a field. There are absolutely no trees around here. How are there sakura petals floating dramatically around him?]
And you, evil-doer! What is your name? [Pointing at the screen; he kinda.... missed the whole being laughed at thing while doing his dramatic introduction. XD; Yeah.]
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None of your fuckin' business, you loud mouthed freak!
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However, as a loyal Konoha shinobi, it is my business to learn what your business here is!
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My business is gonna be gouging out your fucking vocal cords in half a second!
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But I'm afraid, my foul-mouthed foe, that you will be unable to do that! You lack the weaponry and the necessary appendages to mount an appropriate attack.
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I'll do it with my fucking razor-sharp teeth! I've done it before!
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Well, then! In that case, I'll just have to knock them straight out! [Cracking his knuckles in preparation] And just how do you intend to attain such a height?
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Doesn't matter, I'll climb!
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May the best man win! [Dramatic pose; obviously he has no doubt who that will be.]
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