important notice:

[yousuckmyballs]

wanted:
. a boy to hold hands with, etc.

requirements:
. loves banter.
. isn't too cool to make fun of himself.
. isn't afraid to make fun of me.
. actually knows when i'm using sarcasm.
. in college.
. comfortable with himself.
. is sincere.
. obsessed with music, but not snobby about it.
. gets along with my friends.
. willing to make the first move.
. doesn't judge my actions (i.e. drinking, smoking, etc.).
. can actually make me laugh. out loud.

petty requirements:
. understands grammar enough to, at least, differentiate 'than' from 'then'.
. embraces both grammar and sentence fragments.
. flirty, but not into pda's.
. doesn't mind just staying-in sometimes.
. would rather call someone a 'stupidface' than 'a fag'.
. isn't slutty.
. knows who corey hart is.
. could have a good time at toys-r-us.
. doesn't flip his collar. ever.
. isn't XanythingX.
. cannot own/have ever owned a northface fleece.
. must have a penis larger than mine. (thnx meggie, for pointing out the obvious)

if you meet these requirements/know someone who does. you know where to reach me.