1. Jill
2. MSI, At the Drive-In, Less Than Jake, Thursday, Quit Your Life, The Eagles, Beatles, Monkeys, and Doors, Cat Stevens, Brand New, Smashing Pumpkins, The Stryder.
3. Because I am Jill, and my best friend is Bonnie. I am better than fat people, ugly people, black people, dirty people, etc. Because I am a squatter, and I like slurpees.
4. Oprah (she’s black), Randy (Bonnie told me to), Simon, “Lil Nigglet”, and that mean kid from Matts house.
5.
Because me and Bonnie are better than you…