I sharted!

Mar 29, 2005 11:06

It is gorgeous outside! Spring has finally sprung. Sprung ryhmes with "hung." Sexual ( Read more... )

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right-o ninafuel March 29 2005, 12:52:46 UTC
hahahahaha - you make my beautiful spring day better b/c you crack me up.

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Guys in shorts juniperjenno March 29 2005, 16:06:06 UTC
I like well-defined calves...
OH, how is this for disappointing? Cute Psychology Guy had on short sleeves for the first time today... HELLO toothpick arms. I was so sad! I don't want those spaghetti noodles wrapped around me! That seriously affected my crush on him.

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allamericanjock March 30 2005, 08:33:37 UTC

I love spring, because I love showing off wearing almost nothing being comfortable. (Yeah, ... that's it....)

Drew drew Drew, huh? How about:

Buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

(which is to say: There are buffalo from Buffalo, who are therefore "Buffalo buffalo". What did they do? They buffaloed (yes, it is a verb). Who did they do it to? Other Buffalo buffalo, of course.)

And:

The oyster the oyster the oyster split split split.

(This is grammatically correct through the use of "center embedding." Consider each of these:


    "The bird died."
      Which bird?
    "The bird the cat ate died."
      Which cat?
    "The bird the cat the dog chased ate died."

So now you can use the same grammatical structure, only have it all be about oysters splitting other oysters.

The oyster the oyster the oyster split split split.

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