eh...
i dont know how to say what i want to say, and i don't wanna say it in case it scares you... but... I have gonnasyphiherpaclap.... i know, i should have told you, but i couldn't. I was embarrassed. So, now that you know, I'm sure you'll want to dump me. And get tested. Good bye forever to you, my one and only, Jerry Seinfeld.