i stole this from rilely..LOVE IT
You might have attended an all girls catholic school if...
1) You don't know the meaning of the words "work" or "study."
2) You have mastered the art of cheating.
3) Your parents think you are perfect and believe whatever you say.
4) At one time you almost liked your uniform... almost.
5) The minute school is over you look like you just got out of the Britney Spears video.
6) You get kicks out of being able to wear pajamas to school.
7) You know more classmates who smoke weed than dont.
8) one word: kairos
9) It costs you $100 to park in your school's lot.
10) Your parents spend over $300 a year on your school books.
11) Your parents bought you a car.
12) Everyone hugs each other when they greet people.
13) At dances you form an all-girls circle that no guy can take over.
14) You rarely shave during the winter and if you do you leave it for weekends.
15) You try to get as many dress code violations in one day without getting caught as possible.
16) Drinking isn't just a hobby for you... it's a career...and something to be very proud of.
17) You have been caught drinking at one time or another, probably at a school dance.
18) You conclude that the nuns are bitches due to lack of sex.
19) You have countless obsessions with guys you've never even spoken to and insist on visiting their home/work every night of the weekend.
20) When you go out, you always plan to hook up.
21) At least one of your friends will have thought she was pregnant by your junior year of high school.
22) In ninth grade, you figured out how to get guys in and out of your house without your parents knowing.
23) You have no problem joking about being a lesbian.
24) You know how to tie a tie, but not on yourself.
25) You spent many a theology class listening to your teacher preach about the Catholic church's take on premarital sex.
26) You can eat more than any guy you know!
27) "Remember whens..." are your specialty.
28) You've put endless amounts of gum underneath a pew during school mass.
29) Your name has a Catherine, Mary, Elizabeth or Ann in it.
30) You have sworn that you will never, ever send your kids to Catholic school.
31) Everyone knows everything about everyone else's business!
32) What happened on Friday night is all around school by Monday morning before first period.
33) Some of the teachers are in on the student body gossip.
34) You are able to give a detailed description of pretty much everyone in your class.
35) You stopped caring what your hair looked like after the first week of school.
i love how it's all true. now the truth is out about us catholic school girls.
1) You don't know the meaning of the words "work" or "study."
2) You have mastered the art of cheating.
3) Your parents think you are perfect and believe whatever you say.
4) At one time you almost liked your uniform... almost.
5) The minute school is over you look like you just got out of the Britney Spears video.
6) You get kicks out of being able to wear pajamas to school.
7) You know more classmates who smoke weed than dont.
8) one word: kairos
9) It costs you $100 to park in your school's lot.
10) Your parents spend over $300 a year on your school books.
11) Your parents bought you a car.
12) Everyone hugs each other when they greet people.
13) At dances you form an all-girls circle that no guy can take over.
14) You rarely shave during the winter and if you do you leave it for weekends.
15) You try to get as many dress code violations in one day without getting caught as possible.
16) Drinking isn't just a hobby for you... it's a career...and something to be very proud of.
17) You have been caught drinking at one time or another, probably at a school dance.
18) You conclude that the nuns are bitches due to lack of sex.
19) You have countless obsessions with guys you've never even spoken to and insist on visiting their home/work every night of the weekend.
20) When you go out, you always plan to hook up.
21) At least one of your friends will have thought she was pregnant by your junior year of high school.
22) In ninth grade, you figured out how to get guys in and out of your house without your parents knowing.
23) You have no problem joking about being a lesbian.
24) You know how to tie a tie, but not on yourself.
25) You spent many a theology class listening to your teacher preach about the Catholic church's take on premarital sex.
26) You can eat more than any guy you know!
27) "Remember whens..." are your specialty.
28) You've put endless amounts of gum underneath a pew during school mass.
29) Your name has a Catherine, Mary, Elizabeth or Ann in it.
30) You have sworn that you will never, ever send your kids to Catholic school.
31) Everyone knows everything about everyone else's business!
32) What happened on Friday night is all around school by Monday morning before first period.
33) Some of the teachers are in on the student body gossip.
34) You are able to give a detailed description of pretty much everyone in your class.
35) You stopped caring what your hair looked like after the first week of school.
i love how it's all true. now the truth is out about us catholic school girls.