yup

[yourteenheat]

step one get a job
step two get buff
step three get a girl
step four get drunk
step five repeat step four
step six repeat steps four and five
step seven have a sleep over with ashley
step eight dye my hair
step nine play beer pong with the boys
step ten maybe go to florida with my cousin
step eleven get my fucking wow characters to 60
step twelve stop being an asshole to my friends
(13 is a bad number)
step fourteen sign up for drivers ed
step fifteen repeat steps four and five
step sixteen become more friendly
step seventeen stop drinking soda and eating fastfood
step eighteen go on a road trip with mike
step nineteen go egging