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Oh my god, more than anything, I hate the outrageously pretentious psuedo-hipsters that reside in Corvallis. More then terrorism, and black people, and paraplegics. I say "pseudo" because they are trying so hard to imitate the fucking myspace skanks with the hideous MAC eyemakeup who namedrop shitty metalcore bands and put hearts around everything and take pictures of themselves without pants from weird "arty" bathroom mirror angles, but all they can do is giggle at the camera while averting their eyes and talk about how awesome the Sugarcult show was.
Oh guess what, I know I'm incredibly pretentious, AND that I'm a self-hating hipster, but I don't especially care.
Also, fuck "Oliver Fitzgerald" and his raw food diet.
Oh guess what, I know I'm incredibly pretentious, AND that I'm a self-hating hipster, but I don't especially care.
Also, fuck "Oliver Fitzgerald" and his raw food diet.