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[yourshowface]

- hello? Is anyone there? This is so retro.

[there's a tap at the screen! and then the briefest of frowns, before his expressions shifts to a more pleasant one.]

Whatever. Look, while the motif around here is rather creative if not borrowing from some of the better and less saturated portions of Burton's vision, I'd appreciate it if someone could

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[keepshappening]

jegus is there a douchebag fountain around here im unaware of
that just continuously pours from within a beautiful goddamn cascade of douchebags galore
nothing but the best from douchebag fountains inc
none of that subtle 'i'll pretend to be a totally chill guy but i'm just hiding the jerkass within' douchebag shit
you get only the most fullblown and jackassiest of douchebags or your money back
no returns by the way

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[yourshowface]

Did you have anything of value to say, or are insults that you seem to think are witty the only thing in your repetoire?

[text] wow i'm sorry dave is such a huge jerky jerk kjdnkf

[keepshappening]

dont worry i got shit to say
question is are you even a guy i should bother saying aforementioned shit to
now i might be getting ahead of myself here but im pretty sure what im doing is just not wasting time on a lot of flying bullshit
so less talk more rock

by the way
google has something to say
'did you mean: repertoire'

nothing gets past the google police

[text] you're fine, man, it's IC. <3

[yourshowface]

Because you've never had a single typo in your life, I'm sure.

[text] ;o; <3

[keepshappening]

youre right
not once
ever
im too good for typos
i also invented the internet

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[yourshowface]

It's a pleasure to meet you, Al Gore.

Don't you have a whale to save?

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[keepshappening]

aint no whales here bro if you havent noticed
besides al gore

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[yourshowface]

Yeah, I've been getting those memos. Freaky place, Lewis Carroll, etc etc.