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Apr 24, 2011 08:30

[What do you do when you're a genre-savvy teenager thrust into a vampire event as a normal human being?

. . . get a rather eclectic arsenal from the closet, apparently. Jesse sits on his floor, pouring over various items - garlic, a couple different crosses, several stakes, a lighter, what appears to be a crossbow, and a small vial that he's ( Read more... )

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[Video] thisisherson April 24 2011, 17:37:12 UTC
[Warily eyes his anti-vampire arsenal.]

...I believe that's exclusively werewolves. I could be wrong though.

[But he's really hoping he isn't.]

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[Video] yourshowface April 24 2011, 17:40:24 UTC
I'm hearing different stories from all over. Werewolves, werewolves and vampires, the bastard children from the Underworld movies, silver stakes . . .

[holds up a cross on strung beads and tilts his head to the side, examining it.]

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[Video] thisisherson April 24 2011, 17:54:57 UTC
[Tilts his head too, judging it.]

If there's that many contradictions, then I suppose it won't be as simple as just waving a cross at them. Though if you do go that route, you'll probably want one that looks less like you stole it from someone's grandmother.

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Re: [Video] yourshowface April 24 2011, 17:58:07 UTC
I know, right? I'm wondering if gaudiness ups the vampire repelling or has an adverse effect. I'm leaning towards the latter, myself.

[sets it aside!]

- in any case, I'm not particularly interested in hunting them or anything. That's not my style, and someone's pointed out that it isn't necessarily their fault that their diet has taken a turn for the unfortunate. I would like to be prepared, though. Self defense is immensely helpful, and I hardly plan on being a victim in all of this.

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[Video] thisisherson April 24 2011, 18:11:26 UTC
...Fair enough. [Is that a little relief? What? No, you're imagining things. Shut up.]

Hopefully it won't be an issue for long. If it only lasts a few days, then maybe we'll survive this event without any major incidents. ...Or crossbow-related injuries.

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[Video] yourshowface April 24 2011, 18:14:45 UTC
[runs a hand along the crossbow at that.]

I did archery in middle school. I thought it would be a good skill to know since Robin Hood is a popular subject in the world of theater. I would be perfectly capable of handling this without any problems.

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[Video] thisisherson April 24 2011, 18:36:58 UTC
[Well, that's conjured some interesting images of Jesse striking down his competition for solos with a crossbow. Hm...]

...Honestly, I'm not sure I'm comfortable with the thought of you operating any weaponry. But I suppose I'll have to take your word for it.

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Re: [Video] yourshowface April 24 2011, 18:41:23 UTC
[huffs a bit at that.]

I'm perfectly responsible.

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[Video] thisisherson April 24 2011, 18:54:18 UTC
Right. I'll believe that when I see it.

...But, hopefully I won't have to.

[Getting crossbow'd is not worth winning this argument.]

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[Video] yourshowface April 24 2011, 18:56:37 UTC
[looks somewhat satisfied at that, picking up the crossbow to examine it.]

Well. I can accept that.

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[Video] thisisherson April 24 2011, 19:14:24 UTC
...Do you think you'll really need that? Isn't it a bit much?

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[Video] yourshowface April 24 2011, 19:17:13 UTC
Hopefully? No. However, I'm a realist and, as I said, I like to be prepared. I have to eat, and if someone's going to attack me and try and get in my way . . . well.

[picks up a stake, spinning it idly in his hand, actually not looking thrilled in the slightest at that prospect.]

- fortunately, I've cut a deal with one of the newly christened vampires. I'll give him a cup of my blood if he gives me safe passage to and from the dining hall.

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[Video] thisisherson April 24 2011, 19:41:19 UTC
[freezes, watching him spin the stake.]

...That's good. A little morbid of course, but at least it will work in your favor. I doubt most people would even consider a deal like that.

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[Video] yourshowface April 24 2011, 19:44:52 UTC
[doesn't even notice his reaction as he continues to play with it in an idle manner, as if he isn't even thinking about it.]

Despite popular belief, I'm not heartless. This is some kind of event, and if giving a bit means my jugular won't get ripped out and some guy will be grateful to me? Whatever. Besides, I'd been meaning to visit the blood bank again before I ended up here. It's an . . . unconventional solution.

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[Video] thisisherson April 24 2011, 20:16:18 UTC
That's one way of putting it.

It's a shame most people are more attached to their blood than that. ...I mean, it would probably be a solution to most of the problems with this event.

[That, and Kurt has too much pride to actually ask anyone to donate to him. ...Or the ability to guarantee safe passage to the kitchen, really. A bigger vampire could probably bat him up.]

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[Video] yourshowface April 24 2011, 20:24:07 UTC
[glances up at that, raising an eyebrow.]

. . . uh-huh. It's certainly understandable in some respects - I can only imagine Rachel's outcry if I were to offer my neck or wrist up to a random stranger, even if it were for charity. The thought is quite unpleasant. Wouldn't you agree?

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