"but oh how I loved everyone else / when I finally got to talk so much about myself...
The above lyrics are by Dar Williams. <3
01) Are you currently in a serious relationship?
I sure am. The longest relationship I've ever had, in fact. Crazy stuff.
02) What was your dream growing up?
To be a grown-up. It's still my dream.
03) What talent do you wish you had?
Anything involving visual art. I have absolutely no eye for form, composition, or anything like that. I think it could probably be cultivated, but right now I'm too busy honing my musical prowess.
04) If I bought you a drink what would it be?
Tanqueray and tonic, please!
05) Favourite vegetable?
Rahhhh, there are so many. Right now I'm really into asparagus, zucchini, collard greens, and baby bok choy. ET 'EM UP YUM.
06) What was the last book you read?
The only non-textbooks that I have time for these days are fluffy humor type things. At the moment I'm reading David Sedaris's Me Talk Pretty One Day and Sarah Vowell's The Wordy Shipmates. I share a birthday with Ms. Vowell, and I couldn't be prouder!
07) What zodiac sign are you?
Capricorn sun, capricorn moon, scorpio rising. Cautious, serious, INTEEENNNNNSE. Conventional, conservative, SCORCHING HOT.
08) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.
I've only one tattoo: the I Ching hexagram for "Ascending". I've had six piercings: two in my left ear, two in my right eyebrow, one in my left nostril, and one in my neener-nonner. I don't have any of them in at the moment.
09) Worst Habit?
GAhhhhsadffhsdfh8e89e. I have lots. They all fall into different categories. Am I neurotic?
10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
That depends on who you are. WHO ARE YOU?
11) What is your favourite sport?
Well, right now I'm into short-track speed skating. It's titillating.
12) Do you have a Pessimistic or Optimistic attitude?
Incurably optimistic.
13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
Again, who are you? Feh. Regardless, we'd probably sing up a storm. I HOPE YOU LIKE SHOWTUNES.
14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?
I like to think it hasn't happened to me yet. I'm not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing.
15) Tell me one weird fact about you.
I love the sound of children screaming in horror. It's the main reason why I enjoy fairs and theme parks.
16) Do you have any pets?
Yes! Two dogs. Serey, the puggle and Yatima, the mutt that Shane really wants to believe is a Karelian Bear Dog. I adore them both.
17) What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly?
I'd probably act a bit pissy and cold until I chill the fuck out and decide to just enjoy it.
18) What was your first impression of me?
Okay, now it seems like this is indicating one person; i'll assume it's krull. I remember seeing his profile on some gay chat site way back in 2001 and thinking he was short, adorable, and quirky. I liked the fact that he used the word 'pork' in his domain name.
19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
Stephen King made them scary. For that, I say, "Fuck you, Stephen King."
20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
Muscular arms and pecs to go with the awesome bone structure that I have in my upper torso.
21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
Both, ideally.
22) What colour eyes do you have?
Bluish gray.
23) Ever been arrested?
Never have I ever.
24) Bottle or can soda?
Can.
25) If you won £10,000 today, what would you do with it?
Well, I'd first have it converted to US Dollars. Then I'd pay off some bills, repay some of my student loans, and share some with family.
26) What's your favourite place to hang out at?
Seattle. If I'm in Anchorage, then downtown.
27) Do you believe in ghosts?
I'm not sure.
28) Favourite thing to do in your spare time?
Listen to music, walk the dogs, drive around, watch movies, read. In that order.
29) Do you swear a lot?
I swear when it's appropriate.
30) Biggest pet peeve?
People who say they will do something and then don't do it.
31) In one word, how would you describe yourself?
Complex.
32) Do you believe/appreciate romance?
I'm not good at romantic gestures, but I gratefully accept them when they're given.
33) Favourite and least favourite food?
Cilantro and cucumbers, respectively.
34) Do you believe in God?
Not in the literal sense. I believe in energy, which can be utilized and manipulated by people in a way that seems "magical". But no, I don't picture an old, white-bearded man in the sky, nor do I feel the need to pray to any deity.
01) Are you currently in a serious relationship?
I sure am. The longest relationship I've ever had, in fact. Crazy stuff.
02) What was your dream growing up?
To be a grown-up. It's still my dream.
03) What talent do you wish you had?
Anything involving visual art. I have absolutely no eye for form, composition, or anything like that. I think it could probably be cultivated, but right now I'm too busy honing my musical prowess.
04) If I bought you a drink what would it be?
Tanqueray and tonic, please!
05) Favourite vegetable?
Rahhhh, there are so many. Right now I'm really into asparagus, zucchini, collard greens, and baby bok choy. ET 'EM UP YUM.
06) What was the last book you read?
The only non-textbooks that I have time for these days are fluffy humor type things. At the moment I'm reading David Sedaris's Me Talk Pretty One Day and Sarah Vowell's The Wordy Shipmates. I share a birthday with Ms. Vowell, and I couldn't be prouder!
07) What zodiac sign are you?
Capricorn sun, capricorn moon, scorpio rising. Cautious, serious, INTEEENNNNNSE. Conventional, conservative, SCORCHING HOT.
08) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.
I've only one tattoo: the I Ching hexagram for "Ascending". I've had six piercings: two in my left ear, two in my right eyebrow, one in my left nostril, and one in my neener-nonner. I don't have any of them in at the moment.
09) Worst Habit?
GAhhhhsadffhsdfh8e89e. I have lots. They all fall into different categories. Am I neurotic?
10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
That depends on who you are. WHO ARE YOU?
11) What is your favourite sport?
Well, right now I'm into short-track speed skating. It's titillating.
12) Do you have a Pessimistic or Optimistic attitude?
Incurably optimistic.
13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
Again, who are you? Feh. Regardless, we'd probably sing up a storm. I HOPE YOU LIKE SHOWTUNES.
14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?
I like to think it hasn't happened to me yet. I'm not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing.
15) Tell me one weird fact about you.
I love the sound of children screaming in horror. It's the main reason why I enjoy fairs and theme parks.
16) Do you have any pets?
Yes! Two dogs. Serey, the puggle and Yatima, the mutt that Shane really wants to believe is a Karelian Bear Dog. I adore them both.
17) What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly?
I'd probably act a bit pissy and cold until I chill the fuck out and decide to just enjoy it.
18) What was your first impression of me?
Okay, now it seems like this is indicating one person; i'll assume it's krull. I remember seeing his profile on some gay chat site way back in 2001 and thinking he was short, adorable, and quirky. I liked the fact that he used the word 'pork' in his domain name.
19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
Stephen King made them scary. For that, I say, "Fuck you, Stephen King."
20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
Muscular arms and pecs to go with the awesome bone structure that I have in my upper torso.
21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
Both, ideally.
22) What colour eyes do you have?
Bluish gray.
23) Ever been arrested?
Never have I ever.
24) Bottle or can soda?
Can.
25) If you won £10,000 today, what would you do with it?
Well, I'd first have it converted to US Dollars. Then I'd pay off some bills, repay some of my student loans, and share some with family.
26) What's your favourite place to hang out at?
Seattle. If I'm in Anchorage, then downtown.
27) Do you believe in ghosts?
I'm not sure.
28) Favourite thing to do in your spare time?
Listen to music, walk the dogs, drive around, watch movies, read. In that order.
29) Do you swear a lot?
I swear when it's appropriate.
30) Biggest pet peeve?
People who say they will do something and then don't do it.
31) In one word, how would you describe yourself?
Complex.
32) Do you believe/appreciate romance?
I'm not good at romantic gestures, but I gratefully accept them when they're given.
33) Favourite and least favourite food?
Cilantro and cucumbers, respectively.
34) Do you believe in God?
Not in the literal sense. I believe in energy, which can be utilized and manipulated by people in a way that seems "magical". But no, I don't picture an old, white-bearded man in the sky, nor do I feel the need to pray to any deity.