I created the number twenty-six

[yourseoulmate]

Okay, I know I'm the prettiest girl in school, but jealousy and/or extreme devotion is no reason to take all of my stuff! I don't know why you'd switch it with boy stuff, either. That's just weird! You are a very weird person, stalker, and you should get some help

Comments

[hechizar]

Now now, don't be rude! I'm sure your clothing will turn up!! Mine too...

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[kimcheeky]

Yours too...?

Did the stalker get your stuff too?!

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[kimcheeky]

All the more reason for us to call them out!

[hechizar]

Ah, yes, I can only find men's clothing and robes in my closet. But I could've just accidentally taken Papá's clothing, I've done that before!!

Hopefully someone will find out what's going on and report whoever has done this. Very naughty.

[kimcheeky]

Accidentally bringing back a tie or some socks or pair of those bullfighter trousers or whatever it is dads wear in Spain is one thing, but have you ever only brought back his clothes?

Whoever's behind such wide-scale naughtiness has to have access to a lot of places in the school if they got you too!

[hechizar]

Well, there was this one time...

That's true! Perhaps it was one of the house-elves, sometimes they can get up to mischief. Oh, I do hope one of my creatures didn't get away...

[kimcheeky]

... doesn't that mean your dad only had dresses and stuff to wear for a while?

I bet your creatures are fine, even if this is another house-elf thing! Unless you keep creatures hidden in your pockets or something!

[hechizar]

Yup! It was rather funny, Mamá sent me pictures! At least Papá still had some robes to wear though until I sent him his clothing back. I will have to send them an owl and ask them about it - I just don't remember having this problem when I got back to the castle!

Oh no no no, but... Well, sometimes they can get away from me, and you know how silly they can get...

[kimcheeky]

Well... even though you've had this kind of problem before, it's pretty clearly not just you this time! I know for a fact that I didn't pack this StarCraft t-shirt I found in all the stuff, for example! Mine is a totally different color!!

... Professor, are you missing one of your creatures in particular? I really don't want to be poisoned by some invisible thingy while wearing boxer shorts.

[hechizar]

Oh, that's very true. Hmmm, perhaps it is the house elves for sure then!!

I don't think I'm missing any right now! I don't think I am at least. Oh, and don't worry, the poisonous ones are locked up nice and tight, don't you worry!

[kimcheeky]

First I have to walk around without my skirts because they mess things up, and now all the clothes are messed up? I guess even house-elves get sloppy the closer it gets to summer!

Okay, good! I don't want my corpse to be found covered in mystery clothes.

[hechizar]

Well, I guess even they need a break now and then. Maybe they're getting stir crazy, too!!

Oh, no need to worry. I think.

[kimcheeky]

Well... as annoying as it is, I guess it's a good thing that it seems like it's only the laundry elves that are slacking. Hopefully the kitchen elves won't suddenly think rocks are food or something!

[hechizar]

Oh goodness, I certainly hope not! English food is nasty enough as is, I don't need it to be even more disgusting!

[kimcheeky]

THANK you! I've been trying to tell everyone that this stuff is barely edible since 1st year!!

[hechizar]

I've been eating this since my 1st year! I can't believe I came back to it willingly... I guess I hoped it would taste better after being away from it for a few years! Sadly I was wrong... Very wrong.