i'm going to try for the kingdom if i can

[yourself_mania]

went to fucking therapy today. my mom woke me up at noon to go to therapy. i was like "dude you gotta have a better reason to wake me up you bitch". she got kinda pissed. i'm actually surprised that she doesn't get more annoyed with me. if i had me as a daughter i'd shoot myself. i'm one tough cookie

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[whitestilettos]

bad grades due to potsmoking. damn. BONG BONG BONG BONG

[yourself_mania]

yeah so is sitting on roofs and swingsets getting high in your pajamas in front of daddy!

[whitestilettos]

hahhaha so wrong yet so deliciously fun. we aer doing that again. it will be amazing becase i will be the lighter that HAS fucking fluid. can we start fires again? PHHHHHHHHHHRTTT and fire. yummy.

[yourself_mania]

Liv farts in her sleep.

[whitestilettos]

HAHAHHA! its ok i snore and drool and talk in my sleep and i wake up with greasy hair. im so attractive. damn.

one night when you sleep over im gunna give you a lighter so when i'm sleeping you will light it when im sleeping and then ill fart and it will be a FIRE! FIRE FIRE FIRE!

fire in the disco!

[yourself_mania]

oh man. how bout when you and i just saw on your slide and smoked sooo many cigarettes. we were afraid to ash because we didn't want to start another simi valley fire. liv kept farting. then freddie wouldn't stop barking and it sounded like a COYOTE UGLY in her yard.

[whitestilettos]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA i do have coyotes at my house. i can just imagne when my dad goes out of town we will toke up on my playground and a coyote will come and we will be ike OH SHIT and then get it high and laugh. hahha sound like a plan? yeah LIV always farts. non stop.

[yourself_mania]

yeah i know. but it's ok. i'm not one to judge. i mean I drool and snore and talk...
oh man we're gonna sit on the chairs outside your house wrapped up in blankets when your dads gone and get high with the coyotes....

[whitestilettos]

oh shit man. we should get sleeping bags and ly on mny front lawn and but a fence around us ahhaaha toke up and thne stare at the stars. fuck yeah man.

[yourself_mania]

yeah that'd be cool but it's way too poetic. i'd just like to have a slumber party with the coyotes and eat olives and undercooked pancakes.

[whitestilettos]

OH MY FUCKINMG GOD YES! by the way thje next tme i come over im bringing you fucking olives. how coudl you not have olives. you lied. you did have olives. damn you.

[yourself_mania]

ok sorry. we ran out! shoot me. shit happens. we have olives now.

[whitestilettos]

haha im coming over, goodnight.