the world on a lazy susan
Last night i went out partying with my sister. and oh, what and interesting night that was. So we start out by going to her dorm and getting dressed. her stick-up-her-ass roomate was there. she lived in england for a year so she puts on this fake accent. i caught her though when she wasnt using it and blew her cover. yeah yeah. i guess you can just call me inspector gadget.
So then, after that we went to her friend Z's dorm and hung out with him. I had the honor to practice joint rolling with a fabulous half british half chinese guy. he was fucking awesome. then, of course, what do you do with a joint? YOU SMOKE IT. so we figured why waste this precious plant. and...yeah.
Taylor and I walked in the pouring down rain over to a frat party that was so incredibly funny. we met up with our family friend who is a johnny depp look alike and then walked another 5 or so blocks to this club.
by now i'm very stoned and in a fragile state. We get to this club and it's basically lots of drunken college football jocks and lacross players all grinding with half naked and totally chapped college sluts. We stood right under a speaker and i almost died. it was about 1000 degrees in there, i hadn't eaten i was feeling sick, and i literally almost threw up right in the club. my sister looked over at me and i was grey.
then we went to another party that was TOTALLY LAME. long story short, we went to this awesome pizza place and hung out with some of her friends.
we're planning on doing the same thing tonight, minus the whole throwing up bit.
yeah yeah.
Lane
oh yeah, and my sister's now a chain smoker! go tay tay!
So then, after that we went to her friend Z's dorm and hung out with him. I had the honor to practice joint rolling with a fabulous half british half chinese guy. he was fucking awesome. then, of course, what do you do with a joint? YOU SMOKE IT. so we figured why waste this precious plant. and...yeah.
Taylor and I walked in the pouring down rain over to a frat party that was so incredibly funny. we met up with our family friend who is a johnny depp look alike and then walked another 5 or so blocks to this club.
by now i'm very stoned and in a fragile state. We get to this club and it's basically lots of drunken college football jocks and lacross players all grinding with half naked and totally chapped college sluts. We stood right under a speaker and i almost died. it was about 1000 degrees in there, i hadn't eaten i was feeling sick, and i literally almost threw up right in the club. my sister looked over at me and i was grey.
then we went to another party that was TOTALLY LAME. long story short, we went to this awesome pizza place and hung out with some of her friends.
we're planning on doing the same thing tonight, minus the whole throwing up bit.
yeah yeah.
Lane
oh yeah, and my sister's now a chain smoker! go tay tay!