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You know, I bet guys in the Klan never have awkward silences. If they go for a few seconds without speaking, one of them just has to say, "fucking Jews, am I right?" It starts a whole new conversation. They can talk about going to the bank, trying to get acting gigs without an agent, getting ripped off at the deli...all kinds of stuff. If us normal guys run out of stuff to talk about, we end up with "how about our local sports team that is currently in season. They sure are winning or losing quite a bit". What we need is a race or religion that gives us a reason to hate them. I think the Muslims have let enough planes land that they don't qualify anymore.
It would be great if a bunch of Chinese people got together and took pee pees in our Cokes. "They've been talking about it for years, its time we take some action". Then we could all hate the Chinese people for a while. "I was just sitting at Mc Donalds and an Asian guy peed in my drink yelling 'me Chinese, me play joke!'" Next time we're all hanging out and there is a long silence, we can talk about the Chinese.
It would be great if a bunch of Chinese people got together and took pee pees in our Cokes. "They've been talking about it for years, its time we take some action". Then we could all hate the Chinese people for a while. "I was just sitting at Mc Donalds and an Asian guy peed in my drink yelling 'me Chinese, me play joke!'" Next time we're all hanging out and there is a long silence, we can talk about the Chinese.