New to This City

Sep 11, 2006 00:18

There once was a boy named Andy-
With wood he was truely quite handy.
While making a table he beheaded Mable-
We all thought she looked rather dandy.

I'm not doing #3 till morning.

Yeah, sleep on the couch #3- right next to physics who's been there all weekend.

I hope physics forcably fondles you, number 3.
As long as they don't send out another VUPD update about it.
"Case Descprition: A problem number (who wished to remain nameless) was reportedly abused last night. The problem told police that after a long night of caurousing and causing havok around town (specifically in Lewis 309), she thrown out onto the couch in said room. When she woke up the physics book next to her had a weird smile on his face, not unlike that normally seen on a physics professor after announcing a test. This pissed, her off, so she called police and took his ass to court. The Most Honorable and Esteemed Lewis 309 Room Judge hated physics, so he gave him 25 years. Now his heart is filled with tears."
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