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Hey! It's that time of the month kids. That's right, the June DAM awards. Now I know that many of you are in the running this month because, clearly, you're all idiots. It's all right. That's just the way it is. Now...the nominations.
- Mark...for not knowing how to get out of his own subdivision.
- Natalie...for thinking that "E-tunees" is how you say "I-Tunes".
- Lilia...for thinking that Mark and Tommy Shock lived in the same house.
- Gabrielle...for wondering how an "upside down" bra was comfortable. Even though the bra was only upside down on the hanger. AND for not knowing how to open a refridgerator.
- Hillary...for turning her car off BEFORE she put it in park.
- Laura...for saying she hadn't seen Hillary in two weeks when she saw her two days before.
I know. The stupidity of you all has me laughing right now. However, Gaba had me laughing the longest. Way to be stupid!! I'm very proud to announce you as my June DAM award winner. Use your month powers wisely.
Now. I want to give a nice little shout out to Ashley for helping to make my journal gangstafied. Hell yeah son. You're amazing!
Now... NORTH CAROLINA IS TOMORROW. Damn homie. That's like the day after today.
So, yesterday I want to Lilia's birthday party. It was fabulous, because it was at Lilia's. We had fun throwing snappers at Tommy. He won't be able to reproduce. I saw my brothers girlfriend Shayna. Or Sha nai nai. That was interesting. Picked up Mark to go to Youth Group.
Youth Group...was unique. Let's just say I was driving around the parking lot and Mark was on my car. Not in. On. On top. Flying off. Spinning sideways. Kicking and screaming like a five year old girl that we often think he is. It was beautiful. Kathy saw. She was angry. She'll get over it though.
Today, was funish. Not really though. Went to my Dad's house. Came back home, got ready, picked up Lilia and Gabrielle, and then went to mass. Mark and Tommy were being immature. It was a crazy mass. They all were up in there grills doing crazy things.
If I didn't call you to say good bye, don't worry. I just don't like to say good bye. You will all be missed by me. I hope you miss me too.
*This journal was edited and created by Lilia. ;)*