Jul 09, 2010 22:30
[Not only unfiltered, but directed at the NPCs as much as he can figure out how]
You suck at this. Yeah, that's right. You bastards! The Party, the Mayor and his cronies, whatever the hell you're calling yourselves. As an Overlord, I feel obligated to inform you that you're running this whole dictatorship into the ground! Killing a bunch of people for no real reason? It's inefficient! And besides that, you've only had us here for a week, and everyone already hates you ten times more than the tyrants who were in charge for... for however long Mayfield's been around! How do you expect to get anything done when people are rioting on a constant basis?
Most importantly, not a single one of you big wigs seems to have even tried an evil laugh on TV! A good cackle is never optional, you amateurs! Allow me to demonstrate.
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!