im going to college thursday.... WAAAHHHHH
I got ran over by a bus today. It kinda hurt. It broke both my legs. George Bush was driving the bus. He escaped from his nurses and decided to go joy riding. I was doing my midnight strole and he fucking hit me! That asshole! I'm in the emergency room on this laptop that i stole from a nurse after i assfucked her. I gave her a fake number and told her i was going to bring it back tomorrow. It's going on ebay if anyone is interested.