Take me to the h-o-s-p-i-t-a-l

[yourmoms]

This is January.
With January will come my mother's birthday.
What else?

So far, it has brought bowling. But I was really sleepy and bra-less.
It has given me Ron. And with Ron came so much more!

But January has also given me things that I could have done without.
January gave me a long horrible paper on the American Gray Wolf.
January put me in a hospital waiting room on my last day of vacation.
January gave me my parents at their worst.

There is plenty of time for improvement, January. So, shape up.