no quiero volver a mi escuela
OK. Here's the deal.
To the first person that can give me a list of seven colleges that (a)I will enjoy attending and (b)will accept me, I will award one of the following prizes of his/her choosing:
1. my entire music collection
2. my entire dvd collection (amazing, trust me)
3. three hundred dollars (cash)...all the money I have in the world.
4. my entire collection of snapple caps. Note: see the snapple website to convert the currency into actual stuff. i.e, towels, hats, shirts, pinball machines, etc.
5. me doing your homework for a whole month. Note: quality of work not guaranteed.
6. Helena. Note: she's tricky and might run away.
To the first person that can give me a list of seven colleges that (a)I will enjoy attending and (b)will accept me, I will award one of the following prizes of his/her choosing:
1. my entire music collection
2. my entire dvd collection (amazing, trust me)
3. three hundred dollars (cash)...all the money I have in the world.
4. my entire collection of snapple caps. Note: see the snapple website to convert the currency into actual stuff. i.e, towels, hats, shirts, pinball machines, etc.
5. me doing your homework for a whole month. Note: quality of work not guaranteed.
6. Helena. Note: she's tricky and might run away.