My job is very serious and I mean that
now with that said and out in the open, i'd like to continue this in the only way that i know how. i'm sitting here at my desk in my lovely little office with a view, when suddenly the phone rings and i can't bring myself to answer it because i'm laughing hysterically. why am i laughing uncontrollably? is it because i'm insanely happy at my new job? no. is it because i just figured out how to make heath toffee at home? no. is it because i finally got that joke from the penny on new year's eve? maybe, but no. it's because i'm sitting here in my lovely little office with it's refreshing view of trees and bushes, making phone calls and verifying contact information for a multi-million dollar contract...and i'm doing this: http://www.funny-games.biz/kitten-cannon.html. this is so simple and mindless and that is why i love it. spprs, this is mostly for you. it's kind of like kicking puppies, just different. this game does bring in to mind many different games that if they haven't already been created...THEY SHOULD BE. like kicking puppies, slap the retard or poke the dead guy. there are a few others that i can only share with spprs due to moral and legal reasons. i feel i have wasted enough time here for now. i will be back later to vomit more useless words. take care of yourselves and remember to always wash your hands after you touch yourself.