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So, the birthday, huh?
It was an interesting night. Started out at Electric Stick around 9:30. Everyone gathers, and starts buying me drinks. The place is even more lame than usual, and we leave after not too long.
Next, Frankies. Frankies isn't very exciting either, as the girls are all lame and ugly, and the place is kind of empty. I decide to drink more and more, and I plan on waiting until midnight for my free drink, so I can leave.
So, we're hanging out, killing time, and Zach decides to hit the dance floor and dance with these girls. Apparently, Frankies has some shitty rule that guys aren't allowed on the floor, unless they're "invited." So, before Zach can take 4 steps, bouncer is in his face. This irritates me, and I decide to start yelling obscenities at that bouncer...most of which was just "FUCK YOU!" Another bouncer gets in my face about it, so I kindly tell him he doesn't know what he was talking about. He pushes me, and tells me "I think it's time for you to go." I step back into his face and say some not very nice things to him. At that point, Garry grabs me, and starts dragging me out. I start kicking and screaming, trying to get away, but I eventually lose my battle. I honestly don't remember much of what I said, but I do know that I was very loud, and threatening to beat his ass. I made quite a scene.
The worst part? This all went down right at midnight, so I missed out on my free drink. But, I got thrown out of my first bar. And, I probably didn't need the drink anyway.
The next stop is Malarkeys. But on the way, we see a car with girls. They are loud, and talking to us. We call them, and they say that they're old enough to get into Malarkeys, and will see us there. They're not old enough to get into Malarkeys, and they would not be there.
At Malarkeys, Brian sees some girl who knows him, but he doesn't know. I tell her it's my birthday, and we take a picture. It's fairly not cool at this bar either. Night ends with me somehow talking to some girls, inviting them to Jon's later. We head outside, and I decide to just randomly talk to people to get them to come hang out. I see a girl from high school...she won't hang out. For some reason, I took my shirt off...still not sure why. I'm convinced to put my shirt back on, and we leave.
We go to Denny's after this mess. Not much happened there. Wait...I just realized that we somehow got animal masks, and were wearing them. I've got pictures. I'll post them later. Brian also attacked me with a pepper shaker, so I responded by throwing my glass of water at him, and storming off to the bathroom. After we left, we get in Matt's car, someone hands me my leftover food, and I immediately hurl it out the window. Not sure why I did that, as I like food.
Then the night ended. Nothing else happened. I was at Jon's house for a while, then finally went to sleep.
Here's a list of what I had to drink:
1 Sam Adams
1 White Russian
1 Four Horsemen
1 Long Island Ice Tea
1 Kamikaze
2 Liquid Cocaine
1 Irish Car bomb
3 Jagerbombs
1 Unidentified shot
And that's what I can remember.
So, there's my story.
It was an interesting night. Started out at Electric Stick around 9:30. Everyone gathers, and starts buying me drinks. The place is even more lame than usual, and we leave after not too long.
Next, Frankies. Frankies isn't very exciting either, as the girls are all lame and ugly, and the place is kind of empty. I decide to drink more and more, and I plan on waiting until midnight for my free drink, so I can leave.
So, we're hanging out, killing time, and Zach decides to hit the dance floor and dance with these girls. Apparently, Frankies has some shitty rule that guys aren't allowed on the floor, unless they're "invited." So, before Zach can take 4 steps, bouncer is in his face. This irritates me, and I decide to start yelling obscenities at that bouncer...most of which was just "FUCK YOU!" Another bouncer gets in my face about it, so I kindly tell him he doesn't know what he was talking about. He pushes me, and tells me "I think it's time for you to go." I step back into his face and say some not very nice things to him. At that point, Garry grabs me, and starts dragging me out. I start kicking and screaming, trying to get away, but I eventually lose my battle. I honestly don't remember much of what I said, but I do know that I was very loud, and threatening to beat his ass. I made quite a scene.
The worst part? This all went down right at midnight, so I missed out on my free drink. But, I got thrown out of my first bar. And, I probably didn't need the drink anyway.
The next stop is Malarkeys. But on the way, we see a car with girls. They are loud, and talking to us. We call them, and they say that they're old enough to get into Malarkeys, and will see us there. They're not old enough to get into Malarkeys, and they would not be there.
At Malarkeys, Brian sees some girl who knows him, but he doesn't know. I tell her it's my birthday, and we take a picture. It's fairly not cool at this bar either. Night ends with me somehow talking to some girls, inviting them to Jon's later. We head outside, and I decide to just randomly talk to people to get them to come hang out. I see a girl from high school...she won't hang out. For some reason, I took my shirt off...still not sure why. I'm convinced to put my shirt back on, and we leave.
We go to Denny's after this mess. Not much happened there. Wait...I just realized that we somehow got animal masks, and were wearing them. I've got pictures. I'll post them later. Brian also attacked me with a pepper shaker, so I responded by throwing my glass of water at him, and storming off to the bathroom. After we left, we get in Matt's car, someone hands me my leftover food, and I immediately hurl it out the window. Not sure why I did that, as I like food.
Then the night ended. Nothing else happened. I was at Jon's house for a while, then finally went to sleep.
Here's a list of what I had to drink:
1 Sam Adams
1 White Russian
1 Four Horsemen
1 Long Island Ice Tea
1 Kamikaze
2 Liquid Cocaine
1 Irish Car bomb
3 Jagerbombs
1 Unidentified shot
And that's what I can remember.
So, there's my story.